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DiabeticSP said:
Phil and Kat listen to world music you nudnik.

They buy world music CDs during their grocery shopping.

(I have no idea what that means but thats supposedly what he listens to. I assume its a lie to make him and Kat seem 'cultural'l
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I thought it was house music. That's how he described Daft Punk I think. "House music." Like the fuck does that mean
 
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Fill Bern El said:
I thought it was house music. That's how he described Daft Punk I think. "House music." Like the fuck does that mean
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No its for sure world music. Like African tribal drums or pan flute or some shit.

I only remember because it was retarded and during the Kat reveal things.

Man speaking of remember when he'd instagram her making (box) brownies and he even bought a pricey baked goods glass cover at ikea?

I miss him instagramming his sad homelife but I guess with how Kat appeared less and less (I think the last sighting on instagram was like half her hand at dinner) it really makes you think how intimate their marriage is.

Not even gonna make fun of him for being sex free like you could legitimately watch them grow more distant in real time and then she put her hoof down on being photo'd at all and he just stopped entirely.

Even with Leanna we'd get weirdo 'watching dvds' shit of him photographing the tv.

Phil is much sadder and lonelier than he was pre-wife and it only makes him spiral of sadness funnier.


Edit: I see Phil was up late again. Wonder why he's not getting sleep.
 
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DiabeticSP said:
No its for sure world music. Like African tribal drums or pan flute or some shit.

I only remember because it was retarded and during the Kat reveal things.

Man speaking of remember when he'd instagram her making (box) brownies and he even bought a pricey baked goods glass cover at ikea?

I miss him instagramming his sad homelife but I guess with how Kat appeared less and less (I think the last sighting on instagram was like half her hand at dinner) it really makes you think how intimate their marriage is.

Not even gonna make fun of him for being sex free like you could legitimately watch them grow more distant in real time and then she put her hoof down on being photo'd at all and he just stopped entirely.

Even with Leanna we'd get weirdo 'watching dvds' shit of him photographing the tv.

Phil is much sadder and lonelier than he was pre-wife and it only makes him spiral of sadness funnier.


Edit: I see Phil was up late again. Wonder why he's not getting sleep.
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he brags about her making boxed food,frozen meals and easy culinary shit like no one knows how to cook better
i remember his horrible birthday cake being a single layer of box cake and a single layer of betty crocker style frosting. thats a sad birthday cake
 
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Alxmir23 said:
he brags about her making boxed food,frozen meals and easy culinary shit like no one knows how to cook better
i remember his horrible birthday cake being a single layer of box cake and a single layer of betty crocker style frosting. thats a sad birthday cake
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Um, WRONG! Muh wife *thumbs toward door* spends countless hours in the culinary center of the real mature adult domicile, diligently creating custom, one of a kind, hand-made, home cooked, delicious meals completely from scratch and her master chemist level knowledge of all things related to food. You've seen the amazing cake she made, there's been numerous posts of her top-notch cuisine delicately placed on the finest of fine China (chicky Chang Charlie Wang ack ack ack), only to be chased with the finest of cherry juices.

DEBUNKED. What a complete brain dead shit head.
 
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I don't slag Khet or DSP for the fact that they eat simple food, not everyone is Gordon Ramsey in the kitchen and that's cool. It's just that he talks it up like Khet is doing this master class cooking like she has to be doing something amazing for him to respect her at all and it's weird and gross.
 
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Gramh said:
I don't slag Khet or DSP for the fact that they eat simple food, not everyone is Gordon Ramsey in the kitchen and that's cool. It's just that he talks it up like Khet is doing this master class cooking like she has to be doing something amazing for him to respect her at all and it's weird and gross.
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But that's the way he is with EVERYTHING. I've said it before, but Phil just doesn't do mundane. It's his kryptonite. "Khet made meatloaf." FUCKING FIDDY BIT BITCH FOOD. "Khet masterfully mixed fowl embryos, ground bovine flesh, crumbled dehydrated artisanal bread and herbs, topped with a hand mixed sauce and placed it into a baking dish and placed it in the oven for the precise amount of time......." FOOD FIT FOR A KING (of hate)!

Everything he does has to be ornate and interesting because he has nothing else going on except for what his wheelchair audience THINKS he does in his non-shtreem time.
 
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Schmeckel said:
Um, WRONG! Muh wife *thumbs toward door* spends countless hours in the culinary center of the real mature adult domicile, diligently creating custom, one of a kind, hand-made, home cooked, delicious meals completely from scratch and her master chemist level knowledge of all things related to food. You've seen the amazing cake she made, there's been numerous posts of her top-notch cuisine delicately placed on the finest of fine China (chicky Chang Charlie Wang ack ack ack), only to be chased with the finest of cherry juices.

DEBUNKED. What a complete brain dead shit head.
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im a baker and that cake she made would embarass anyone working in restauration. she didnt even bothered slicing the fucking thing in half to have more frosting
 
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The_Penultimate_Warrior said:
Timboslice is the new mod. Can we please spare a thought for OIC at what must be a very difficult time for him.
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Fuck that. Everyone point and laugh at OnlyIcedCoffee / HalleluiahReigns / TonyHuge

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And after what Anonymouse pulled you're definately never getting moderator now, OnlyIcedCoffee. Phil already knows you're a troll who's blowing money for some grandioso troll op attempt.
 
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