The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[FunkyFupa]

Setting aside the fact the the troon force is mentally retarded and terminally lazy wouldn't it make a lot of sense to buy a tractor some farming equipment and start a garden? They've got thirty something acres they could turn a couple of the acres into a garden so they wouldn't have to spend so much money on food for themselves and their animals. View attachment 2008114
Something like this.

Post in thread 'Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kevin-gibes-kathryn-gibes-transsalamander.65259/post-8391017

@KiwiFuzz Looked up the soil in the thread before it was split up

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

https://twitter.com/deathpigeon/status/1371496612137107459

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[Techpriest]

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https://twitter.com/deathpigeon/status/1371496612137107459

https://archive.md/wip/Iu8Da

Someone tell them just to sell Kevin's merch, that should solve the issue.

 

[Captain Hastings Official]

I figured it would take a lot of work to make the land into good farming land but still that would be a better use of the money than toys and guns. But they've spent their entire lives making bad decisions why would they stop now.

It's not that it'd be very difficult. It's impossible without a lot of very, very expensive infrastructure. It's not like they just happened to chose a spot with sterile soil that can be improved by thorough and extensive composting. They're in an area that is essentially a desert. Doing what you suggest would be as impossible as doing the same thing in Mongolia. The whole region has short growing seasons and little rain, *and* crummy scrubland soils. If they had access to a titanic water source, like a major river, they could maybe make a go at it, if they had a multimillion dollar investment. But they have no such water rights, and no such investment. And even if they did, there's a reason why most industrially irrigated cropland is at lower altitudes than this: the shitty soil, short growing season, and cool summer days make the investment worthless. And for homesteading? There's a reason the region is a sparsely populated backwater where 36 acres go for a song. If homesteading was a going proposition here, it would've been done in the 19th century by people vastly more competent than the Tranchers.

I suspect that people are a little hard on the Tranchers' abilities with the animals and their handyman skills, but when it comes to trying to grow crops, well, I will vouch that Penny's thoughts of doing permaculture in the area are hilarious. I don't want to call the idea impossible, but it's so improbable that it would work out even if everything lined up perfectly.

Edit: just saw FunkyFupa's link. Frost free period of 40-70 days? Lmfao, holy shit, it's even worse than I thought. That means they've got maybe 2 1/2 months out of the whole year to grow any crops.

 

[AnOminous]

The thing about rural areas is that although most of the people really are friendly folks who are happy to live and let live, there are also definitely people who are just white trash. Ignorant hotheads who suck at life and blame everyone else for it.

And there are also just normal people who finally have had it with your shit when you are incessantly shitty neighbors who fuck everything up and fuck with literally everyone you encounter. They are getting exactly what they have coming if anyone is actually doing this stuff.

I suspect that people are a little hard on the Tranchers' abilities with the animals and their handyman skills, but when it comes to trying to grow crops, well, I will vouch that Penny's thoughts of doing permaculture in the area are hilarious.

Not really, because it's not like they were forced to pick this particular area. Their absolute incompetence is shown literally by their choice of this shitty area. They bought some shit land, like Kjel and Pajeet, and then weren't able to do shit with it, and they are now overpopulating it with a bunch of useless but cute animals that will almost certainly die horribly to pay for their stupidity. I fucking hate troons.

 

[PozzedByCoronachan]

Apparently they just got their surveillance cameras all set up now, so if we still don't get any footage of Earl Grey or Gramlich I'll be dissappointed but not suprised.


In other news, they're only $8k away from reaching their GoFundme goal.

Guess crying wolf (or alpaca rather) pays well.

And they're getting laser sights now, by the end of the month they'll start looking like an average CoD loadout.

 

[AnOminous]

Apparently they just their surveillance cameras all set up now, so if we still don't get any footage of Earl Grey or Gramlich I'll be dissappointed but not suprised.

At least any crimes they commit in the presence of these cameras will be caught, like their sexual abuse of the alpacas.

 

[Schatzi Katze]

Someone tell them just to sell Kevin's merch, that should solve the issue.

Most of it isnt worth fuckall because he A) buys oneoffs from bulk retail runs and not actual collector products and B) OPENS AND MANHANDLES THEM ALL.

The only way they'd be worth something is if the whole collection was sold as an auctionable lot on ebay. Which Penny should totally do as like... a sexy dominance play. You readin' this Penny? Sell your slaves useless plastic shit for their own good and make them actually contribute to your operation lol.

e:typo

 

[Pampered Degenerate]

The thing about rural areas is that although most of the people really are friendly folks who are happy to live and let live, there are also definitely people who are just white trash. Ignorant hotheads who suck at life and blame everyone else for it. Even the other rural folks detest them, mostly, but try to deal with them as best they can. So yeah, I can totally see a couple of young male shitkickers getting drunk in town one night and deciding to teach those trannies a lesson, which probably amounted to driving out to the ranch and shouting "Faggots!" at the house from the property line while pulling daddy's unloaded hunting rifle out of the truck bed.

You've basically just described Buffalo Phil and his crew, except instead of driving over to their neighbours' homes and shouting faggot they go on Twitter and call them Nazis.

 

[Swerf'n'Terf]

I'm assuming people would like an opportunity to critique Penny's shooting prowess? Here's what we have.
July 26 2020:

August 5th 2020:

Shoot like a girl*,

Flex like a guy.

*Disclaimer I don't know a thing about shooting form.

Deathpigeon is a weird one, only 2 mentions in the big thread and no evidence I've seen they are at the ranch. That said, I haven't really dug / may have missed it. I'll have a look, it'd be great if anyone else wants to see what they can find.

Edit: attachment hell.

Edit 2: That's Jarrod/Josie throwing the jug in the second video and Bonnie in the third.

 

[Jump]

Penny: "He commanded them to turn around and walk off our property and if they turned back toward him, they were going to die. They ran and left a trail of piss down my fucking driveway., threw their rifles and jumped our fucking gate"

Ok so where are the guns they tossed in their escape?
They have armed aggresive invaders on their land they got a look at and their truck. And they didn't call the cops?

 

[Owlflaps]

I'm assuming people would like an opportunity to Penny's shooting prowess? Here's what we have.
July 26 2020:
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August 5th 2020:
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Shoot like a girl*,

Flex like a guy.
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*Disclaimer I don't know a thing about shooting form.

Deathpigeon is a weird one, only 2 mentions in the big thread and no evidence I've seen they are at the ranch. That said, I haven't really dug / may have missed it. I'll have a look, it'd be great if anyone else wants to see what they can find.

Lol, he had a scope and still missed the target shuffling around like a tard.

 

[Gone Ham]

Apparently they just got their surveillance cameras all set up now, so if we still don't get any footage of Earl Grey or Gramlich I'll be dissappointed but not suprised.
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In other news, they're only $8k away from reaching their GoFundme goal. Guess crying wolf (or alpaca rather) pays well.View attachment 2008188
And they're getting laser sights now, by the end of the month they'll start looking like an average CoD loadout.
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Cameras don't do very well if they're not connected to power, so don't expect a lot of usage out of them

I'm assuming people would like an opportunity to Penny's shooting prowess? Here's what we have.
July 26 2020:
View attachment 2008176

August 5th 2020:
View attachment 2008173
View attachment 2008193
Shoot like a girl*,

Flex like a guy.
View attachment 2008194
*Disclaimer I don't know a thing about shooting form.

Deathpigeon is a weird one, only 2 mentions in the big thread and no evidence I've seen they are at the ranch. That said, I haven't really dug / may have missed it. I'll have a look, it'd be great if anyone else wants to see what they can find.

Holy shit, I've barely touched firearms and I can tell that form is atrocious. His aim is terrible and using a fucking gallon jug for a Pidgeon is a fucking easy target, especially at that range, and terrible throwing arc. so it's just wasting ammo. These retards need to go to a range, but most likely if they do, they'll end up shooting themselves.

 

[local killjoy]

I'm assuming people would like an opportunity to Penny's shooting prowess? Here's what we have.
July 26 2020:
View attachment 2008176

August 5th 2020:
View attachment 2008173
View attachment 2008193
Shoot like a girl*,

Flex like a guy.
View attachment 2008194
*Disclaimer I don't know a thing about shooting form.

Deathpigeon is a weird one, only 2 mentions in the big thread and no evidence I've seen they are at the ranch. That said, I haven't really dug / may have missed it. I'll have a look, it'd be great if anyone else wants to see what they can find.

Moved in awhile ago and tweets nothing about it. He was kicked out of another home and the tranch took him in; there are a few instances of him interacting with Kevin, but he sticks to his own discourse. He mostly stays out of media pieces, and as far as I know, was never publicly acknowledged as a member of the ranch. I learned of the ranch through him.

He’s boring as fuck and never says anything worth talking about, so he’s not very important, but still cringe and worth noting as a member. He does no hard labor due to a disability that involves his legs.

 

[UVB-76]

And they're getting laser sights now, by the end of the month they'll start looking like an average CoD loadout.
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lmao a laser boresight is a gizmo you stick in the chamber to save time when zeroing sights.
If they're only going to zero their shit now that speaks volumes about where their priorities stand.

 

[AStupidMonkey]

>spooks

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Another requirement for Colorado’s Make My Day law is that the intruder be inside the dwelling. The Make My Day law does not allow an occupant to kill suspected intruders while they are still outside, such as:

• On a porch, balcony, or terrace;
• On top of the roof;
• In the backyard;
• In the common area of an apartment complex;
• In the hallway outside of a hotel room;
• Outside of the front door

Well, also they'd have to be armed or reasonably dangerous. And not just "guys with cameras."

I fully expect they added the "dey had gunz" part later. If there were armed trespassers on their property, we would have at least gotten some grainy-ass zoomed-in phone-camera footage of it.

 

[Cilleystring]

Cameras don't do very well if they're not connected to power, so don't expect a lot of usage out of them


Holy shit, I've barely touched firearms and I can tell that form is atrocious. His aim is terrible and using a fucking gallon jug for a Pidgeon is a fucking easy target, especially at that range, and terrible throwing arc. so it's just wasting ammo. These retards need to go to a range, but most likely if they do, they'll end up shooting themselves.

Yeah even people who have never shot a gun before can hit that with ease. As usual they think they have accomplished so much while putting in the absolute bare minimum effort. No surprise there.

 

[BScCollateral]

Their taxes are probably nonexistant, as they have zero "real" income, as personal "gifts" (ala go fund me and Kickstarter) are nontaxable.

I believe anything over ten grand in gifts is taxable. Perhaps they split it up.

 

[hasbinot]

On an unrelated note, I just discovered the Dixie Chicks changed their name to “The Chicks”

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

He does no hard labor due to a disability that involves his legs.

Jesus tap dancing Christ. No wonder the tranch has to fake attacks from the fash to make any money. They move onto shitty land they couldn't possibly grow anything on, choose an animal to rear that creates negative income and they populate the tranch with a bunch of worthless, disabled layabouts who don't do shit to help out. Good God.