DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[gaarashatan]

this is the first time ive tuned into phils stream in yrs. and hes had monster hunt pulled up for at least 30mins now. not counting prestream and he still isnt playing. talking about fkin superhero underwear

edit: this dumbass doesnt even have his webcam and webcam border attached. he moves them seperately. how many years this guy been streaming? how many yrs has he used obs? give me a break

 

[Mr. Brown]

Phil would never survive in retail. It's a heart-crushing experience and one of the few things that would actually stand a chance of doing him in for good.

He thought he was risking his life going to Walmart...

 

[Penix]

Doxxydephil
Adsydephil
Half-A-Mil Phil
King of Masturbate
What are some other fun nicknames our boy's earned himself over the years?

King of weight HD cracks me the fuck up without fail.

 

[fuckshitsnake]

Today is a reminder just how absolutely easy it is to get infuriated by this coddled manchild when he opens his mouth to spout delusional nonsense while snort-laughing at everybody else in the world who truly does have to work for their dollar.

When these moments come, always remember to take a deep breath and look at the big picture. Even though everybody in the world works harder than Phil, gets paid less for it, and isn't allowed to complain about it or just change the rules whenever they feel like it. Those same people have friends, family, hobbies, places to go, things to do, people to see, lives to live.

Let Phil cry about his hard job playing video games for a grand total of 15 hours a week while making six figures for it. Let him whine that he's suffering and he's overworked while he hasn't worn normal street clothes nor gone outside recreationally for the past five years. Let him shake his little bitchmade fist and chant his cultist mantras when his life becomes a sullen emptiness as soon as the stream ends. Let him bark at length about his tater trotter wife while she'll be laying down to sleep every night as far away from him as she can get. Let him gloat about his ongoing begacy being such a "cool and popular" khantent creator when his phone's contacts list has only two entries: Mom and Other Mom- er I mean Wife.

Phil's doing his damnest to make everyone jealous of him with the way he puts in less work than a part-time job banking more money than a full-time career and then opens his flabby jowl-framed maw to bitch about it anyway. It's easy to fall victim to that trap, as long as you forget one crucial fact: Phil dies when his streaming career dies. He has nothing, absolutely NOTHING, left to live for, and that will never change. Whether it be him clutching his chest and keeling over on stream, or becoming a Spoony-tier basement troll hiding away under Linda and Dave's roof when the autism vortex stops spinning... and then clutching his chest and keeling over. He doesn't have what it takes to hack it in today's world.

Keep collecting those tardbux like your life depends on it, Phil. Because it does. And we'll all still be here to laugh at you when your time runs out. I'm sure you sleep soundly, knowing deep down that every day could be your last, and nobody is left to mourn for you when it comes.

 

[DukeMorty]

Ok, he bitches about playing co-op games because he talks to the people playing with him instead of the viewers, which the viewers don't like. X to doubt.
In reality, Dave didn't like co-op for a few reasons.
1) First, some co-op partners were annoying or had speech issues due to having some sort of mental/physical impairment. For example, when he did the Borderlands 2 DLC and Apex Legends, he had a few special speaking people that clearly made Dave cringe.
2) Second, some of his co-op partners were liked more than Dave himself. For instance, Brian and even Kekon were liked more during the Apex Legends streams to the point Dave would rotate them out to get less likeable people.
3) Dave cannot act like himself when doing co-op because Dave is a socially awkward fuck that gets nervous when he has to talk to human beings who can talk back with a voice. Again look at his BL2 DLC and Apex streams, he acts more reserved and doesn't make as many "jokes".

Overall, Dave doesn't do co-op not because he gives attention to his co-op partners instead of his viewers, rather he hates how annoying they can be or the fact they take the spotlight away from him, plus he is socially awkward fuck. Now Dave since I know you read KFs let me give you some advice on playing co-op games, TURN OFF THE VOICE CHAT. Many games, like Monster Hunter Rise/World, dont need mics. Hell, I play MH World and not once I ever used the mic or heard someone try to use mics when playing with randoms online. But you wont mute the voicechat because your issue aint that but the fear of your spotlight being taken away and the thought of working with others.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Someone @ me with a clip of Phil pretending to love MonHun but all his viewers hated World during the baby hunt and/or Phil screaming how he hates Monhun during the challenge hunt.

Here ya go: https://youtu.be/hfDRu7wpQ-A?t=1919

Funny enough he acts like he loved it and his viewers hated it but the clip proves he didn't really enjoy it either.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Let Phil cry about his hard job playing video games for a grand total of 15 hours a week while making six figures for it. Let him whine that he's suffering and he's overworked while he hasn't worn normal street clothes nor gone outside recreationally for the past five years.

Phil can bitch and moan all he likes. What could possibly come of it anyway? Him taking even more khantent away from his viewers? Great, I hope the streams just become even more boring so no one even bothers to tune in. I know but I just adore the thought of his diehard fans funneling money into him in exchange for Phil putting in even less effort. Pre-streams are only getting longer

 

[DZoomer]

Ok, he bitches about playing co-op games because he talks to the people playing with him instead of the viewers, which the viewers don't like. X to doubt.

Whenever Phil says anything related to what his viewers like/want etc, just assume that it was one guy that said it and he ignored all the others saying the opposite.

 

[OJ Simpson]

Today is a reminder just how absolutely easy it is to get absolutely infuriated by this coddled manchild when he opens his mouth to spout delusional nonsense while snort-laughing at everybody else in the world who truly does have to work for their dollar.

When these moments come, always remember to take a deep breath and look at the big picture. Even though everybody in the world works harder than Phil, gets paid less for it, and isn't allowed to complain about it or just change the rules whenever they feel like it. Those same people have friends, family, hobbies, places to go, things to do, people to see, lives to live.

Let Phil cry about his hard job playing video games for a grand total of 15 hours a week while making six figures for it. Let him whine that he's suffering and he's overworked while he hasn't worn normal street clothes nor gone outside recreationally for the past five years. Let him shake his little bitchmade fist and chant his cultist mantras when his life becomes a sullen emptiness as soon as the stream ends. Let him bark at length about his tater trotter wife while she'll be laying down to sleep every night as far away from him as she can get. Let him gloat about his ongoing begacy being such a "cool and popular" khantent creator when his phone's contacts list has only two entries: Mom and Other Mom- er I mean Wife.

Phil's doing his damnest to make everyone jealous of him with the way puts in less work than a part-time job banking more money than a full-time career and then opens his flabby jowl-framed maw to bitch about it anyway. It's easy to fall victim to that trap, as long as you forget one crucial fact: Phil dies when his streaming career dies. He has nothing, absolutely NOTHING, left to live for, and that will never change. Whether it be him clutching his chest and keeling over on stream, or becoming a Spoony-tier basement troll hiding away under Linda and Dave's roof when the autism vortex stops spinning... and then clutching his chest and keeling over.

Keep collecting those tardbux like your life depends on it, Phil. Because it does. And we'll all still be here to laugh at you when your time runs out. I'm sure you sleep soundly, knowing deep down that every day could be your last, and nobody is left to mourn for you when it comes.

Like they say, money can't buy happiness. It can buy you a digital Hulk Hogan card, but not happiness. Money only enhances and makes your life better if you were already a person capable of experiencing joy and had an enjoyable life to begin with.

 

[PieceofShet]

Someone told him Sony bought Evo... so obviously DSP STOPPED PLAYING and now he has a mini prestream in the middle of gameplay segment while not playing. Its on for 6 minutes already.

EDIT:

Also, wtf is this person?

"what are the hunters note, how do you do that?"

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Just submitting my request for someone in his chat to recommend the game Haven to phil. He ragequit the devs last game Furi due to "insanely archaic and bad game design" aka mai-dadge-is-delayed-dood and I'd like to see him ragequit their new game due to "insanely archaic and uncomfortable romantic interludes + fornication in mai rpg". It doesn't matter if that's the main thrust of the game's narrative dood it's immachoor.

Naturally I'd like to dissuade anyone there in paying a penny to run the suggestion by him just parrot it a little bit and let his flying monkey butlers take hold of the suggestion.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

Someone told him Sony bought Evo... so obviously DSP STOPPED PLAYING and now he has a mini prestream in the middle of gameplay segment while not playing. Its on for 6 minutes already.

EDIT:

Also, wtf is this person?

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"what are the hunters note, how do you do that?"

How do I do that? I have no fuckin' idea *snake laugh* *sniff*

 

[DaveSydeBennet]

lol I just noticed he's wearing his "japanese" DSP shirt, I'm sure it's a coincidence, love that rising sun background which he dismissed and made fun of people being offended by WWII Imperial Japan imagery.

wow.

The shirt that says literal gibberish on it.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

this is what fascinates me about DSP.

Gets told that Evo was "bought" by sony. Looked on twitter and couldn't find anything cause "no one was tweeting about it", then gets this 100 IQ big brain take on what exactly happened and the details of this "buy out" while literally not knowing anything. Claiming as if a absolute fact that there will no longer be any Xbox or PC at evo.

Meanwhile on earth, Evo announced it in a tweet they PARTNERED with sony and RTS, nearly every prominent FGC figure at least commented about it, even Wario64 retweeted it, the people who run evo tweeted about it even commenting that it'll still be multi platform.

I want to be in that gin flooded brain of his, like at what point did his inner voice go from "I need to find out about this thing I know nothing about" to "I'm going to tell them my educated and expert opinion on this thing I just learnd about"

 

[gaarashatan]

when did phil start saying "fair enough" says that shit all the time it feels like anymore

 

[Fill Bern El]

I just joined the stream again and I seriously do not even know if he's played the game yet, like, has had gameplay to show

 

[Fill Bern El]

HE NEVER LEARNS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

I want to be in that gin flooded brain of his, like at what point did his inner voice go from "I need to find out about this thing I know nothing about" to "I'm going to tell them my educated and expert opinion on this thing I just learnd about"

If it exists, Phil believes he is qualified to get up on a soapbox and give his opinion on it. And if anyone disagrees with him on it he'll backpeddle and tell you "it's just his opinion" then forget about you in 10 minutes

when did phil start saying "fair enough" says that shit all the time it feels like anymore

Probably the same time his pre-streams started to get out of control and he really fell in love with his voice. It's an annoying tic like "Sound good?" because you know it's just him agreeing with himself and not waiting for anyone else to speak up

 

[OJ Simpson]

when did phil start saying "fair enough" says that shit all the time it feels like anymore

 

[CCheelai]

I would never be angry at a guy that managed to not only make six figures, but go six figures IN DEBT spending it all and then deciding he just wants to spend more and more until credit card companies literally won't let him go any more into debt.