US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Yuuichirou Kumada said:
I am now seeing Biden Enslavement Syndrome. Or maybe it is DNC Enslavement Syndrome, because I seriously doubt someone would like Biden for who he is.

Look at those mental gymnastics. Pretty much every time the old fart does a faux-pas, the former members of Trump's peanut gallery come to his rescue. "Ackshually he meant (...) ", "don't try to embarrass the prez"; "if it was Glompf it would be (...)", and so it goes.
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It’s DNC. They’d have voted for anyone of it meant getting out Trump, even is the ticket was a brown paper bag and a pile of rocks.
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ProblematicUser420 said:
lol remember how upset they got when Trump antagonized world leaders like this? Back then calling someone "Rocket Man" was enough to say he was too much of a wildcard to be president now we can call them flat out murderers and it's no big thing.
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You gotta understand: everyone is in a Cold War mentality, and they have no idea that the future belongs to the CCP now that their movements may be too advanced to counter.
 
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The 200k tax hike reveal is going to hurt way more than the smart twitter 3 to a studio apartment renters think. 200k is middle class on the coasts and with a family of four or five it keeps you rather average in middle America and fucks with small business the most. Actually, this would really sock it to the suburban moms who voted against Trump because mean tweets. No more Starbucks and Whole Foods every week, it will be moved to every other week and they will scream on twitter about how this is worse than apartheid.
 
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ProblematicUser420 said:
lol remember how upset they got when Trump antagonized world leaders like this? Back then calling someone "Rocket Man" was enough to say he was too much of a wildcard to be president now we can call them flat out murderers and it's no big thing.
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holy fucking shit lmao, this is so much better than Trump's diplomatic 'drama'; Now this is some fucking accelerationism

>throws a fucking grenade at Russia
>immediately demands Europe bend the knee and destroy their economic projects with Russia
>*Israel* is publicly saying he is going too far
>Putin: 1v1 me
>Biden: I'll fucking say it again
>Can't even remember he is President

Why is no one taking the mic from him lmfao?
 
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ConfederateIrishman said:
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holy fucking shit lmao, this is so much better than Trump's diplomatic 'drama'; Now this is some fucking accelerationism

>throws a fucking grenade at Russia
>immediately demands Europe bend the knee and destroy their economic projects with Russia
>*Israel* is publicly saying he is going too far
>Putin: 1v1 me
>Biden: I'll fucking say it again
>Can't even remember he is President

Why is no one taking the mic from him lmfao?
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Did you ever think it'd get so good?
 
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mandatorylurk said:
The 200k tax hike reveal is going to hurt way more than the smart twitter 3 to a studio apartment renters think. 200k is middle class on the coasts and with a family of four or five it keeps you rather average in middle America and fucks with small business the most. Actually, this would really sock it to the suburban moms who voted against Trump because mean tweets. No more Starbucks and Whole Foods every week, it will be moved to every other week and they will scream on twitter about how this is worse than apartheid.
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The money thing has been going on. Remember how it was said that Amazon was making record profits when pandemic lockdowns were at their peak?
 
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I kinda thought Biden would just be an invisible caretaker President while they waited for him to die. This is much more entertaining. I love my country and want it to be healthy, but if we must be sick and self-destructive, at least Biden is making it entertaining. He just ordered the flags to be lowered to half-staff because of the rub-and-tuggers killed in the Whack Shack Massacres. This is such a silly, ridiculous decision, it trumps anything even contemplated by the previous administration. And we have years of this to look forward to, assuming he remains semi-coherent and relatively unmuzzled.
 
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