Kelly Lenza / LividLipids / softbodytendermind / ass_child / photopotamus - "Radical body liberationist”, Intentionally Repulsive, Uber woke middle-aged SJW influencer wannabe, doxed her former therapist for getting WLS, ate her way to heart failure

Kelly is a do-nothing and Jerry is obviously too busy spending every minute he’s not at work playing video games or on the computer so she won’t get that couple hours of help from him. They’re both awful parents and shouldn’t have had kids. Also love how she bothers to justify needing someone instead of just making it a normal ad that lists pay and duties, then immediately in the same sentence even admits it’s not for her kids but so she can have more time to fuck off.
 
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Oh, Kelly. You are making one of the biggest mistakes lazy moms ever make -- inviting in another female who will actually do things around the house and be useful. Chances are she will be younger and thinner. Even if she isn't, there is a 99.99% chance she will be better looking than Kelly. And if the lady is desperate and open to snagging a sugar daddy, Kelly won't stand a chance.

I've always thought Jerry would leave if he found someone else, but figured the odds of that are pretty slim. But if she is only willing to pay $15/hr for 2 kids AND housekeeping, she isn't going to be getting the kind of girls that would turn up their nose to Jerry. She'll be getting the ones no one else wants or those who are desperate. Maybe even desperate enough to marry an ugly dude for the kind of lifestyle Kelly has. And Kelly is opening the door wide open to that.

She could go the male nanny route, but honestly that's very likely just inviting a pedo in to your home. I'm not sure Kelly would care about that, though, if it meant she got some alone time with her chicken tendies.
 
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Why don't she Duggar it up and adopt a couple black teenagers, and assign them a "buddy?"

Edit: She has two little girls who are, what, four and six? The hardest part of raising them is over and the girls are at the age where they like being with their mama and "helping." I really don't understand why she's overwhelmed now with two children who are aat an easy age.
 
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PuffyGroundCloud said:
Said the woman who bullied a store owner for not making a custom underwear that can fit her.
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And bullied her therapist for getting weight loss surgery. Didn't she even send a complaint to the therapist's licensing board because Kelly thought it was unethical?

Mealy Mouth Spittle said:
Oh, Kelly. You are making one of the biggest mistakes lazy moms ever make -- inviting in another female who will actually do things around the house and be useful. Chances are she will be younger and thinner. Even if she isn't, there is a 99.99% chance she will be better looking than Kelly. And if the lady is desperate and open to snagging a sugar daddy, Kelly won't stand a chance.

I've always thought Jerry would leave if he found someone else, but figured the odds of that are pretty slim. But if she is only willing to pay $15/hr for 2 kids AND housekeeping, she isn't going to be getting the kind of girls that would turn up their nose to Jerry. She'll be getting the ones no one else wants or those who are desperate. Maybe even desperate enough to marry an ugly dude for the kind of lifestyle Kelly has. And Kelly is opening the door wide open to that.
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Say she hires a 30 yr old Latina single mom of one kid. Josefina is tired of struggling in poverty and can see the wonderful lifestyle Jerry can provide. She can cook, clean and dance sexily to the radio when she's pretending she doesn't know Jerry is looking at her. How many men wouldn't trade Kelly in for that?
 
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Clotso Coof said:
Say she hires a 30 yr old Latina single mom of one kid. Josefina is tired of struggling in poverty and can see the wonderful lifestyle Jerry can provide. She can cook, clean and dance sexily to the radio when she's pretending she doesn't know Jerry is looking at her. How many men wouldn't trade Kelly in for that?
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Like a strange re-make of Spanglish.
 
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LonesomeDud said:
Why don't she Duggar it up and adopt a couple black teenagers, and assign them a "buddy?"

Edit: She has two little girls who are, what, four and six? The hardest part of raising them is over and the girls are at the age where they like being with their mama and "helping." I really don't understand why she's overwhelmed now with two children who are aat an easy age.
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The worst part is the teenage years, so she still has a way to go to reach that level of hell. The age they are right now is the golden years. It is when they still see Mom as cool and want to spend time with her. She should treasure every moment because pretty soon they start to figure out that you are just a mere flawed mortal. And it will be even worse for Kelly because she isn't your average "just okay" mom. Her kids are going to be extra angry at her.
LonesomeDud said:
Kelly is flexing them Chinese shoes pretty hard! For someone so privileged, she sure is okay encouraging sweatshop purchases. I hate China and how they treat people. It makes me want to vomit.
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I've got to believe that somewhere some sadistic Chinese person designed a shoe that hideous and sold the design by saying that those fat lazy Americans would buy literally anything. And here is Kelly proving them right.
 
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