The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[KooksandFreaks]

I know this is late as fuck, but this has been bugging me for a while now. Those pancakes in the first post.

How in the fuck do you make pancakes that are both undercooked and burned at the same time? Like seriously, somehow they're burned in the middle and just raw everywhere else.

Yes! It's been bugging me too! They remind of pancakes a child just learning how to cook might fix. Looks like the pan was way too hot and he put too many eggs in the batter.

 

[Techpriest]

This may be a stupid question but: If weed is legal in Colorado, why don’t they grow it using hydroponics or grow-lamps? Its not exactly difficult and is fairly cheap to set up.

Growing it is under government regulation and scrutiny for obvious reasons. Also taxed.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

This may be a stupid question but: If weed is legal in Colorado, why don’t they grow it using hydroponics or grow-lamps? Its not exactly difficult and is fairly cheap to set up.

Not sure about Colorado law, but even in states where recreational marijuana is legal, private cultivation can be severely restricted. People with medical licenses can usually grow a few plants for personal consumption, but not to sell on the retail market.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

This may be a stupid question but: If weed is legal in Colorado, why don’t they grow it using hydroponics or grow-lamps? Its not exactly difficult and is fairly cheap to set up.

Because their electrical grid is completely busted (IR lamps), they're grossly incompetent (hydroponics), and Kev has no filter on what he tweets about (both). It's not a stupid question, more of an "are you even reading this thread" one.

Growing it is under government regulation and scrutiny for obvious reasons. Also taxed.

And what makes you think a bunch of anarcho-trannies would care about da gubmint?

 

[In the Sick of It]

So there's more people staying on the ranch than I realized, I only really kept hearing about the main crew. Where the fuck are the other people sleeping? The RV people obviously stayed in their RV... but they are gone now.

And for all these questions regarding why doesn't the farm produce anything nor make any real efforts to be self-sustaining, it's because they're fucking retarded black holes that only drain resources, never contributing, as trannys do. The tranch is a concentrated black hole of wastefulness.

 

[Gone Ham]

So there's more people staying on the ranch than I realized, I only really kept hearing about the main crew. Where the fuck are the other people sleeping? The RV people obviously stayed in their RV... but they are gone now.

And for all these questions regarding why doesn't the farm produce anything nor make any real efforts to be self-sustaining, it's because they're fucking retarded black holes that only drain resources, never contributing, as trannys do. The tranch is a concentrated black hole of wastefulness.

I think they're just crashing wherever they can, or are sleeping in shifts, like they have patrol duties. And yes, it's a money pit that sucks resources and our sanity

 

[Jump]

Not sure about Colorado law, but even in states where recreational marijuana is legal, private cultivation can be severely restricted. People with medical licenses can usually grow a few plants for personal consumption, but not to sell on the retail market.

Grow lamps need lots of electricity.
They have very little electricity.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

The only one that comes to mind is the Cybele cult, who's priests were all eunuchs.

EDIT:

How could I forget the cult of Mithras, which was exclusively male, basically becoming a roman boys club many legionaries all joined into.

The remains of a Roman galla from the 4th century CE were found in 2002 in what is now Catterick, England, dressed in women's clothes

LOL! Can’t believe you knew that off the top of your head. It will make for some interesting reading. Thank you, Techpriest.

 

[Techpriest]

The remains of a Roman galla from the 4th century CE were found in 2002 in what is now Catterick, England, dressed in women's clothes

LOL! Can’t believe you knew that off the top of your head. It will make for some interesting reading. Thank you, Techpriest.

Obscure Roman/Mediterranean cults are sort of my jam. Classical antiquity is full of interesting local gods. Also I considered playing one in a game of Vampire that sadly never happened.

The real interesting stuff is them carrying a statue of their goddess through the streets, and whipping themselves bloody the entire way. Ancient cults could be really hard core. Also legally they weren't supposed to castrate themselves, but plenty of the priests did anyway, sometimes publicly.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

Also legally they weren't supposed to castrate themselves, but plenty of the priests did anyway, sometimes publicly.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

You seem like a smart person, so I guess I’ll just ask. Why do you think men who are so fixated on sexuality would voluntarily castrate themselves? Everybody says Kevin is a coomer, but it seems doubtful he can experience real sexual gratification anymore. It’s something I just can’t wrap my head around.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

https://www.dnb.com/business-directory/company-profiles.the_tenacious_unicorn_ranch_llc.1438412030457beb7296648a0847b2c0.html

According to this, they made 75k last year which is woefully low for the amount of animals and people they need to feed. Moreover, only 5 of the permanent residents are considered employees, meaning Kevin and Jen are JUST renters/living there hence why they pay rent. I'm sure, although I'm not positive, having renters would mean they need to meet certain standards for living in order to charge rent and I'm not sure 3 people in a bed meet those but who knows.

Its also worth noting that they made about 3k a month off of etsy for a time, but per Bonnie Covid put a big dent in that earnings. Prior to this month, their GoFundMe was not pulling in that much money, so I have no clue exactly WHERE that 75k came from period as I don't believe the $1000 rent Kev pays, and whatever amount Jen pays, would count towards the business as it is not a renting business.

EDIT: I know it says "annual revenue 2021" but from my understanding that is based on their revenue from previous years and more of a projected amount.

EDIT 2: Do we know who's name the GoFundMe is in?

 

[AnOminous]

This may be a stupid question but: If weed is legal in Colorado, why don’t they grow it using hydroponics or grow-lamps? Its not exactly difficult and is fairly cheap to set up.

This doesn't stop the feds from raiding you, and because of that, even the state is very rigorous about how licensees go about breaking federal law. There's a semi-official policy that the feds are currently allowing states to let the federal laws be broken, under some vaguely federalist notions, but that doesn't mean the feds can't just swoop down and raid the fuck out of you, and they will if they feel like it.

Do you think a bunch of extremely mentally ill men are capable of doing this without eventually forcing the feds into action? I think even this particular batch of troons know they can't do that.

Also, I bet they'd grow really shitty weed. They can't even tell the difference between human males and females. Do you think they'd be able to raise entirely female plants? Seriously, everyone knows only female plants grow dank buds. These fuckers would probably raise nothing but male plants.

 

[stupid frog]

Also, I bet they'd grow really shitty weed. They can't even tell the difference between human males and females. Do you think they'd be able to raise entirely female plants? Seriously, everyone knows only female plants grow dank buds. These fuckers would probably raise nothing but male plants.

UM YOU CANT JUST ASSUME THE PLANTS GENDER

 

[KooksandFreaks]

This doesn't stop the feds from raiding you, and because of that, even the state is very rigorous about how licensees go about breaking federal law. There's a semi-official policy that the feds are currently allowing states to let the federal laws be broken, under some vaguely federalist notions, but that doesn't mean the feds can't just swoop down and raid the fuck out of you, and they will if they feel like it.

Do you think a bunch of extremely mentally ill men are capable of doing this without eventually forcing the feds into action? I think even this particular batch of troons know they can't do that.

Also, I bet they'd grow really shitty weed. They can't even tell the difference between human males and females. Do you think they'd be able to raise entirely female plants? Seriously, everyone knows only female plants grow dank buds. These fuckers would probably raise nothing but male plants.

Males can be useful sometimes for breeding if you want a seed crop.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

Anyone else want to see them get a reality show on History or SyFy or whatever?

"TONIGHT ON THE GREAT UNICORN! OUR GANG HAS FOUND SOMETHING CHILLING!!"
*Cue generic action music, with it cutting to Long face Penny, holding up a Little Fireball plastic bottle*
Penny: "We have got proof....actual proof, that these fascists chuds, are invading our lands"
*Another cut to the inside of the messy as fuck house, the "gang" all around a table, looking at the bottle*
Bonnie: "Oh yea no, its super obviously a nazi drink, no doubt"
*Another cut to the outside of the ranch, a bunch of skinny malnourished alpacas standing around in the snow*
"THE UNICORN RANCH HAS FOUND CHILLING PROVE, OF HOSTILE ACTIVITY"
*Cut again over the Tranch as a few members are outside dicking about as Penny does a voice over*
Penny: These facists, want to ruin our way of life. Jealous in the freedom we have here. What we do here, is super special and important to all trans people everywhere.
*Another cut to Bonnie making the worst fucking food imaginable*
"BUT TROUBLE, APPEARS TO BE BREWING, ON THE INSIDE"
*Another cut to Penny screaming at a few members, as his Inkling plushy is covered in dirt and shit*
Penny: "WHO THE FUCK, LET MY VALUABLE PLUSHIE AND DILATION ROD OUT IN THE OUTDOORS, THEY ARE RUINED!!!"
Bonnie: "I just wanted to pose infront of the ranch, I didn't mean it! It was for Twitter and to own the Chuds!!"
*Bonnie then rips a fat fart as he cries loudly as everyone looks at him with pure disgust as generic violin rift happens*
*Another cut showing Bonnies face, still full of tears and snot*
Bonnie: "I just want to feel accepted. And loved, and feel close to Penny by using her dilation rod."
"AND WILL THE GANG, TRULY KNOW REAL FEAR??!!!"
*Another last cut as a big bass drop hits, showing the gang reacting to a poorly drawn swastaka on the side of a shitty homemade shack*
Penny: "They want war, we give em war. Kill all cis scum."
"TONIGHT ON THE GREAT UNICORN RANCH, CATCH IT FIRST HAND AT 9PM CST. ONLY ON THE HISTORY CHANNEL!!"

 

[NyQuilninja]

Setting aside the fact the the troon force is mentally retarded and terminally lazy wouldn't it make a lot of sense to buy a tractor some farming equipment and start a garden? They've got thirty something acres they could turn a couple of the acres into a garden so they wouldn't have to spend so much money on food for themselves and their animals. View attachment 2008114
Something like this.

Possibly but From what I can tell they're retarded and that's a dirt farm their living on

 

[KooksandFreaks]

"TONIGHT ON THE GREAT UNICORN! OUR GANG HAS FOUND SOMETHING CHILLING!!"
*Cue generic action music, with it cutting to Long face Penny, holding up a Little Fireball plastic bottle*
Penny: "We have got proof....actual proof, that these fascists chuds, are invading our lands"
*Another cut to the inside of the messy as fuck house, the "gang" all around a table, looking at the bottle*
Bonnie: "Oh yea no, its super obviously a nazi drink, no doubt"
*Another cut to the outside of the ranch, a bunch of skinny malnourished alpacas standing around in the snow*
"THE UNICORN RANCH HAS FOUND CHILLING PROVE, OF HOSTILE ACTIVITY"
*Cut again over the Tranch as a few members are outside dicking about as Penny does a voice over*
Penny: These facists, want to ruin our way of life. Jealous in the freedom we have here. What we do here, is super special and important to all trans people everywhere.
*Another cut to Bonnie making the worst fucking food imaginable*
"BUT TROUBLE, APPEARS TO BE BREWING, ON THE INSIDE"
*Another cut to Penny screaming at a few members, as his Inkling plushy is covered in dirt and shit*
Penny: "WHO THE FUCK, LET MY VALUABLE PLUSHIE AND DILATION ROD OUT IN THE OUTDOORS, THEY ARE RUINED!!!"
Bonnie: "I just wanted to pose infront of the ranch, I didn't mean it! It was for Twitter and to own the Chuds!!"
*Bonnie then rips a fat fart as he cries loudly as everyone looks at him with pure disgust as generic violin rift happens*
*Another cut showing Bonnies face, still full of tears and snot*
Bonnie: "I just want to feel accepted. And loved, and feel close to Penny by using her dilation rod."
"AND WILL THE GANG, TRULY KNOW REAL FEAR??!!!"
*Another last cut as a big bass drop hits, showing the gang reacting to a poorly drawn swastaka on the side of a shitty homemade shack*
Penny: "They want war, we give em war. Kill all cis scum."
"TONIGHT ON THE GREAT UNICORN RANCH, CATCH IT FIRST HAND AT 9PM CST. ONLY ON THE HISTORY CHANNEL!!"

Wow, that was epic, Big Meaty Claws. I could almost…smell it. You should be a producer for The Learning Channel, if you aren’t already.

 

[AnOminous]

Males can be useful sometimes for breeding if you want a seed crop.

REEEEEEEE SHUT UP YOU TRANSPHOBIC BIGOT!

 

[KooksandFreaks]

REEEEEEEE SHUT UP YOU TRANSPHOBIC BIGOT!

Full disclosure: yes, I am afraid of weirdo men who insist that they’re actually women and keep posting pictures of themselves with their boomsticks online.

If that makes me transphobic? So be it, guilty as charged.

 

[Pomniman]

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

You seem like a smart person, so I guess I’ll just ask. Why do you think men who are so fixated on sexuality would voluntarily castrate themselves? Everybody says Kevin is a coomer, but it seems doubtful he can experience real sexual gratification anymore. It’s something I just can’t wrap my head around.

If we're talking about castration cults, there were also the Skopsies in 18th Century Russia who believed that they had to cut their genitals off to achieve a kind of state of grace that they thought Adam and Eve had before they were expelled from the garden of Eden. Their female members also cut off their breasts in addition to their labia and clits.