Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.5%
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Captain Hair said:
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Because Russtard would rather woo a hooker than get a happy ending handjob. That makes hookers more important, therefore the handy J ladies that got murdered don’t rate in his mind, and he’s the victim of an imaginary worse scenario. Even if it were hookers that were murdered, Russhole would still be the victim.
 
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TractorGirl said:
Because Russtard would rather woo a hooker than get a happy ending handjob. That makes hookers more important, therefore the handy J ladies that got murdered don’t rate in his mind, and he’s the victim of an imaginary worse scenario. Even if it were hookers that were murdered, Russhole would still be the victim.
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Some massage places do offer more than just a handy, but massage parlors tend to have less attractive women working at them. As we all know, Russ is entitled to fuck only 9 or 10s because he's a 9 himself. And while we're in fantasy land, I'd like a new gaming PC and a new car.

Russ can't resist making a senseless tragedy about himself can he? He has no idea how awful he makes himself look without any effort on our part.
 
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SojuDrnkr said:
It's pretty disturbing that the first thing that comes to Russ' mind, no matter the situation or topic, is hookers.
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He's fixated on them as if paying someone to fuck you is impressive. He brags about it like he expects people to be envious. It's bizarre. I guess it links back to his delusion that the women he pays are 9 and 10s when in reality they range from plain to somewhat attractive. The really attractive women who do sex work aren't found in brothels but I don't expect Russ to know that.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
He's fixated on them as if paying someone to fuck you is impressive. He brags about it like he expects people to be envious. It's bizarre. I guess it links back to his delusion that the women he pays are 9 and 10s when in reality they range from plain to somewhat attractive. The really attractive women who do sex work aren't found in brothels but I don't expect Russ to know that.
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Dude, what part of dropping a month's salary for 2 hours of pussy doesn't sound cool and studly 😎 Real men buy their pussy. Picking a girl up at a bar or club is beta.
 
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SojuDrnkr said:
Dude, what part of dropping a month's salary for 2 hours of pussy doesn't sound cool and studly 😎 Real men buy their pussy. Picking a girl up at a bar or club is beta.
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Russ knows that not paying for sex is such an amateur move. When it’s free, you have to pretend to try to care about the woman’s pleasure, or listen to her talk about herself, instead of flexing your tube sock arms and telling her all about your amazing legal exploits while she says “uh huh” and “wow.”

Plus so-called “free sex” means she gets to tell you to “stop doing that, no, seriously that’s awful, stop drooling on my face, no I’m not doing anal, no you can’t call me Taylor, what the fuck?” It’s the worst bro, the woman just like, gets a say in how you fuck her and you can’t slurp out “I’m paying you for this!” whenever she objects to something.

She doesn’t even compliment your suit. Smdh at foolish fools who don’t do the power move of always paying for sex like Russell Bigdog Greer.
 
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AbraCadaver said:
Russ knows that not paying for sex is such an amateur move. When it’s free, you have to pretend to try to care about the woman’s pleasure, or listen to her talk about herself, instead of flexing your tube sock arms and telling her all about your amazing legal exploits while she says “uh huh” and “wow.”

Plus so-called “free sex” means she gets to tell you to “stop doing that, no, seriously that’s awful, stop drooling on my face, no I’m not doing anal, no you can’t call me Taylor, what the fuck?” It’s the worst bro, the woman just like, gets a say in how you fuck her and you can’t slurp out “I’m paying you for this!” whenever she objects to something.

She doesn’t even compliment your suit. Smdh at foolish fools who don’t do the power move of always paying for sex like Russell Bigdog Greer.
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Also, “free” women might not fake an orgasm and then he’d have to do all these exhausting mental gymnastics just to keep his belief that he’s the STUDLIEST STUD EVER TO STUD in bed. It’s worth the money just to avoid the mental labor.
 
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I think he secretly knows that paying for sex is not ideal. He's tried to get a real girlfriend from time to time. He harassed Erika because he thought Chad was keeping them apart. Hell, she told him at the start they were just friends, and he immediately goes on Facebook and tells everyone he's in a relationship with a model.
 
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Shooting Azn women?

Maybe he blamed them for his anime porn addiction (even though the majority of anime porn is drawn by overweight, single 30-something year old men living in somebody's basement.

Interestingly, even on sites like Stormfront or white nationalist/supremacist sites, the views toward Asians or Asian women are usually more positive that you'd expect (I assume it's because of higher IQ or graduation rates than whites, so if they openly hated Asians, they couldn't use IQ or graduation statistics as an argument against "minorities" such as Black or Hispanic, and would have to reveal themselves as racist just for the hell of it).

Though for that matter, Jewish people tend to have high IQ and graduation rates, and the Nazis/White Supremacists still hate them, so go figure.
 
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StraightShooter2 said:
Maybe he blamed them for his anime porn addiction (even though the majority of anime porn is drawn by overweight, single 30-something year old men living in somebody's basement.
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So presumably, if he weren't a completely retarded neckbeard U.S. version of a hikikomori, he should have just gone on a rampage of shooting up basements.
 
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AnOminous said:
So presumably, if he weren't a completely retarded neckbeard U.S. version of a hikikomori, he should have just gone on a rampage of shooting up basements.
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Why can't mass shooters ever target people who need to be removed from society? Like murderers, child molesters and people who spoil movies and games before their release date?
 
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