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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
Exactly, it's even dumber now after the Anony leaks. In there Dave explicitly said that he's stringing OIC along promising modship, but never thinking of delivering on it because he knows that his money will most likely dry up if he gets that coveted mod position.
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Agreed, I've said this before but this has to be some sort of humiliation/findom fetish, wouldn't be the worst thing his fanbase has a kink for tbh.
He's been gifting a bunch of subs today, if not becoming a mod he must enjoy all the attention he gets over here or in Phil's chat and the fastest way to get that attention is to keep giving Phil money, which he happily takes because he's a shameless fucking cunt.
 
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never be mod
 
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YoRHa No.2 Type B said:
Speaking of which, why would you give modship to someone if trolling is on the decline? That's an outright lie there, it only makes sense to make a new mod when trouble in chat is getting out of hand, not better.
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"Restreamers have never been a real problem to me, they've always been the equivalent of just a rash on my ass"
"LOL LSB JUST ASKED MY WHY WE AREN'T FRIENDS XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD"
 
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YoRHa No.2 Type B said:
Speaking of which, why would you give modship to someone if trolling is on the decline? That's an outright lie there, it only makes sense to make a new mod when trouble in chat is getting out of hand, not better.
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His old mods cant be bothered to show up for his streams. Many times the chat is left with no moderation at all.
 
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Rubea Meretrix said:
Stream will now start 30min later, without music.

His planned schedule for every stream is:

  1. 1h of talking/pre-stream
  2. 10/15minutes break, use the bathroom
  3. 2h of gameplay
  4. 10/15 minutes break, use the bathroom
  5. 1h of gameplay
Remember this when this man claims he works his ass off, 6 days a week.
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Paypigs take note of what your money buys. Less airtime.
 
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
OIC contacted a bunch of detractors (from what I remember Agent Proper and LSB, but there were more) and told them that he wants to get modship in order to fuck with Phil. Then those detractors told DSP's mods about it. That's why OIC has such a hateboner for LSB in particular.
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Thank you a lot. This is what I wanted to have clarified. So OIC told Agent and LSB which explains the tit for tat they had during the sungkwon banning. So OIC is a legit derich.
 
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Skipped through the highlights of the MH Rise demo stream. Went exactly as I expected. Phil is too dumb to understand basic concepts in the game even after doing the tutorials and with the chat handholding him, so he thinks the game is too complicated. Doesn't matter that World already streamlined a ton of the more clunky bits of the game and became the best selling Capcom game ever, it's still too complicated for the 'modern audience' according to Phil. He failed the intermediate hunt twice and came to the conclusion that the single player sucks, and he's too afraid to do multiplayer because of the tro - I mean, because you guys don't want to see it.
 
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Jesus DSP's ability to completely ignore his chat is unbelievable sometimes...

DSP in a nutshell during todays MH Rise stream ,which I'm sure anyone could have guessed how it was gonna go, he proceeded to be complete dogshit at not being able to beat any Monsters except quite literally the tutorial Monster...

"Welp guys I tried playing Monster Hunter, and as you know I really do like this game (LIE), i really do. I know if I played it more I could get good at it you guys know like I do at lots of other games where im not very good and I learn and do pretty well (lie again). BUT! It looks as though sadly YOU! YES YOU! MY VIEWERS! Don't seem to want me to play this game." As always blames chat when he is playing a game he doesn't want to and/or hates. And of course his ranting continues...

"Just like Monster Hunter World everyone is saying how BORED they are! (as chat literally tells him they like the game and never said this and as he tries as hard as possible to make it boring on purpose) and how much they HATE the game! And even if I did try and learn the game and play CO-OP when I played World a "lottapeepul" (aka no one or 1 person or the backofhisheadDEPRESSIOND00D) told me they hated it because I wasn't interacting with them or reading their shoutouts and that's what happened today d00d!"

Chat literally makes a poll asking if "peepul" wanna see Phil keep playing Monster Hunter Rise and its pretty much unanimous 74% of the people vote Yes they want to see him keep playing (but we know Phil can't trust that it's just the shit head trolls voting who wanna see him fail). So he continues...

"I don't know what to tell you guys I tried! But sadly I don't think this is my cup of tea ok? I'm just listening to YOU! YES YOU! YOU all told me how much you DON'T want me to play this..." as he looks at chat and undoubtedly has to see the poll saying the complete opposite that his entire chat basically does in fact want to see him play this...

"The game is just the same thing over and over you know? It's got no variety gaiz, its the same old grind over and over and I know you guys are bored of that kinda stuff! You know me I am a variety SHTREEMER d00d. And at the end of the day I have to do what my SHTREEM wants and I know "peepul" just don't like this game *SNORT* ok, sound good? Sounds good...So with that outta the way it looks like I won't be wasting 60 dahllars on this game."

As he plays the same bullshit games like CoD which is the same year in and year out, or didn't mind boring his chat to death with Yasnooza Like A GoutDragon for 200 hours grinding every fucking stream only to quit cuz the final super dungeon (which he knew was really hard) was in fact too hard and not baby mode enough for him. Or playing boring ass AC Valhalla for 100+ hours. Nope Phil is all about variety and not boring grindy games d00d!
 
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I took the time in catching up a few pages & literally liking all of your guys' poetry... I also calculated.

Check it out OiC! *coming from a RETARD, who learned about Wings & consequently learned about DoxSydePhil leading him to spend ~ $296 dollars trolling a humungous homunculi HOG*

If you would've given me those $10K you've spent on Paul Dox in December 2020 -
Applying my entry point on a particular STONK --> you would have held a total of 526.31 shares.
I would have sold off 500. January 27th aftermarket at about $370 each. Netting you a total of $185K in your account.

This is all to say that fuck it bruh. YOLO. 10K ain't shit. I still have faith in you. I know you will get that modship. Just do monitor the time gaps for the chargebacks.
I understand why you aren't verified... & why you tip with all sorts of fucking names. It makes sense... when you chargeback, Phil can't really just pin it to ONE person. Anyway... I'm not a financial advisor. I'm autistic.
& you still would be holding 26.31 shares @ a value of about $5314.62 TODAY awaiting for the MoASS. 🚀

KEEP ON GOING!







Guys I'm having so much fun! I hope you guys are having fun too! :story:








Philippos, lit. "horse-loving" give him modship idiot. If he charges back just fight them like you normally do & do better. Learn from your Ls & try to pocket at least 60% at least!
still some nice Ks if OiC lets you win. That's to hoping you don't keep getting into financial & legal trouble you fuckin' mohran. Sucks you are going to be tamed for a while. Too many eyes closing in huh?
I would definitely charge him quite a hefty monthly fee tho. Seriously. OiC needs to tribute & sacrifice AT LEAST 150 subs a month. No questions asked dood.
Now... you know that checkmate into submission & getting in line & begging and all that ahlalala cult branding you love, would be to --> Mod Oic, charge the average of 175 subs per month PLUS only cheers sprinkled in between. No more tips for the time being. Slavitude.
Also... don't be TOO paranoid.

oink oink meow!

ps . tell Khet to let her hair grow longggg & to stop fucking dying it the way she has it dood. wtf. Put her in line & tell her to drop to at least 120 lbs. We just saw her and she looks like Princess Fiona from Shrek. Uggo ogre Fiona. Yuck.
Even if you're closeted you have to be better with keeping the appearances, stupid.
 
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kobainkhad said:
Jesus DSP's ability to completely ignore his chat is unbelievable sometimes...

DSP in a nutshell during todays MH Rise stream ,which I'm sure anyone could have guessed how it was gonna go, he proceeded to be complete dogshit at not being able to beat any Monsters except quite literally the tutorial Monster...

"Welp guys I tried playing Monster Hunter, and as you know I really do like this game (LIE), i really do. I know if I played it more I could get good at it you guys know like I do at lots of other games where im not very good and I learn and do pretty well (lie again). BUT! It looks as though sadly YOU! YES YOU! MY VIEWERS! Don't seem to want me to play this game." As always blames chat when he is playing a game he doesn't want to and/or hates. And of course his ranting continues...

"Just like Monster Hunter World everyone is saying how BORED they are! (as chat literally tells him they like the game and never said this and as he tries as hard as possible to make it boring on purpose) and how much they HATE the game! And even if I did try and learn the game and play CO-OP when I played World a lottapeepul (aka no one or 1 person or the backofhisheadDEPRESSIOND00D) told me they hated it because I wasn't interacting with them or reading their shoutouts and that's what happened today d00d!"

Chat literally makes a poll asking if "peepul" wanna see Phil keep playing Monster Hunter Rise and its pretty much unanimous 74% of the people vote Yes they want to see him keep playing (but we know Phil can't trust that it's just the shit head trolls voting who wanna see him fail). So he continues...

"I don't know what to tell you guys I tried! But sadly I don't think this is my cup of tea ok? I'm just listening to YOU! YES YOU! YOU all told me how much you DON'T want me to play this..." as he looks at chat and undoubtedly has to see the poll saying the complete opposite that his entire chat basically does in fact want to see him play this...

I have to do what my stream wants and I know "peepul" just don't like this game *SNORT* ok? So that's it I won't be buying this. The game is just the same thing over and over you know? It's got no variety gaiz, its the same old grind over and over and I know you guys are bored of that kinda stuff! You know me I am a variety SHTREEMER d00d".

As he plays the same bullshit games like CoD which is the same year in and year out, or didn't mind boring his chat to death with Yasnooza Like A GoutDragon for 200 hours grinding every fucking stream only to quit cuz it isn't baby mode enough for him. Or playing boring ass AC Valhalla for 100+ hours. Nope Phil is all about variety and not boring grindy games d00d!
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He'll just switch up just which luttapeepul tell him that it's boring. The goalposts will be moved, and it will be the youtube viewers that will send him a lot of messages that day "Phil, we don't like monster hunter, you should play other shill, I mean, chill games!"
 
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Gramh said:
What kind of life do you have to lead that you are this addicted to lying that you can't even say you're quitting something because you want to?
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He's really insecure, he needs validation to do anything. And since he got no support to drop the game, he "fabricated facts". This is how he rolls.
 
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SojiroSakura said:
"Why can't everyone just listen to what I say? Why does everyone have to spam X and doubt me?"

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Gee, phil, I wonder. It COULDN'T be that you're a liar, right?
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Too complex to learn solo? For someone with a brain as atrophied as Phil's, maybe.

It's learning attack patterns to dodge/block dahdge/blahck, wearing armor that resists whatever their attack element/condition is, and hitting them with whatever element/condition they're weak to.

I think he's pushing this "alottapeepul" thing hard because he was dogshit at MH:W, and he knows he'll be dogshit at this, too. Also, he can't stand to share the spotlight with anyone (especially someone who's actually talented or entertaining), so co-op is out of the question.
 
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