DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Sheriff of CWCville]

Doxxydephil
Adsydephil
Half-A-Mil Phil
King of Masturbate
What are some other fun nicknames our boy's earned himself over the years?

Disabled Solicitor Phil
Sweaty JPEGMAFIA
King of Gaslighting

 

[Swirling weeb]

Hey oic

Thanks for the money you stupid fuck

 

[DaveSydeBennet]

Doxxydephil
Adsydephil
Half-A-Mil Phil
King of Masturbate
What are some other fun nicknames our boy's earned himself over the years?

Cunt

 

[hundredthousand]

Things I predict for today's stream

Late start
clown mode
Lots of hair moving
lots of stoping and peeking at chat
addressing the discord after saying he won't - then saying he did nothing wrong
naming the kiwi farms
Telling someone to fuck off
saying he can't be cancelled
dead Asians mothers in news = his haters -somehow
yawning

You are 1 out of 1 so far.

Late start. Check.

 

[LucyDropper]

Sorry OIC, there's only room for a few people in DSP's "heart" and you're not of them

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

But that's the way he is with EVERYTHING. I've said it before, but Phil just doesn't do mundane. It's his kryptonite. "Khet made meatloaf." FUCKING FIDDY BIT BITCH FOOD. "Khet masterfully mixed fowl embryos, ground bovine flesh, crumbled dehydrated artisanal bread and herbs, topped with a hand mixed sauce and placed it into a baking dish and placed it in the oven for the precise amount of time......." FOOD FIT FOR A KING (of hate)!

Everything he does has to be ornate and interesting because he has nothing else going on except for what his wheelchair audience THINKS he does in his non-shtreem time.

I, for one, am apprehensive about exposing my visual and auditory senses to today's livestreamed broadcast. The Pigroach (Scientific classification Blattodea Sus Filburnelli) shall assault both my oculars with his haggard appearance, he shall also bring much anguish to both my inner ears with his begging, nasally voice, snorts and many counts of eructation. This does not factor in the increase of my blood pressure every time I have to expose myself to his falsehoods, false bravado and delusions. Instead, I shall enjoy a piece of interactive media of the strategic variety. The computer game in question is a part of a series named after the state of government where they prioritize warfare over civilian needs and where it mobilizes all possible resources in the fighting of that war. The computer game from that series is the sequel of a game named after the name of the title of the historical Japanese military dictator, who has de facto priority in the governance of the military, economy, legislature and any other aspects of Japanese feudal government over the Japanese Emperor.
As such, I kindly ask that the many illustrious members of this forum provide updates about the events occurring in the livestreamed broadcast so that I may read it later at my leisure, and I thank you in advance for your patience and your efforts.

*snort into throat clear khambo* Sound good? Alright.

 

[Sugar Puppet]

Phil is currently complaining that Jasper wakes him up so much and he's so overworked that he can't reasonably start the stream at 10am PST anymore.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

"I didn't use any social media yesterday, I didn't want to open myself up to it"

 

[Watamelon]

Phil's reading alottapeepul saying that pre-streams are too long.

"I feel we don't need 30min of music on the stream. Instead of starting at 10:15am, we can start much later"

Because obviously, he cannot cut the one hour of talking to himself. Into "I need to pay my bills during my pre-stream"

 

[Planettenon]

Phil is currently complaining that Jasper wakes him up so much and he's so overworked that he can't reasonably start the stream at 10am PST anymore.

He's just starting the stream later lol. He's not changing anything. This guy.

 

[hundredthousand]

This motherfucker is actually complaining about how hard it is to wake up and roll out of bed into the next room by 10:45 to play video games

He has no fucking clue about reality. I had to turn off the stream because I couldn't listen to this bullshit. It's unreal.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Phil's reading alottapeepul saying that pre-streams are too long.

"I feel we don't need 30min of music on the stream. Instead of starting at 10:15am, we can start much later"

Because obviously, he cannot cut the one hour of talking to himself. Into "I need to pay my bills during my pre-stream"

"30 minutes of music is excessive. It worked before but we don't need that any more."

He literally cannot admit he ever did anything wrong. For some reason, it was appropriate to do this shit before but its completely unnecessary now.

 

[Paladin Derich]

>can't even be trusted to do bill payments online
>needs a break after playing vidya

 

[Watamelon]

Stream will now start 30min later, without music.

His planned schedule for every stream is:

1. 1h of talking/pre-stream
2. 10/15minutes break, use the bathroom
3. 2h of gameplay
4. 10/15 minutes break, use the bathroom
5. 1h of gameplay

Remember this when this man claims he works his ass off, 6 days a week.

 

[SPhobos]

Oh my god this whining about having no time to do anything while his job is to just play video games from his own home is insane.

 

[IHateMyJob]

LOL Poor OIC the detractors tried to tell you.

 

[likeacrackado]

Stream will now start 30min later, without music.

His planned schedule for every stream is:

1. 1h of talking/pre-stream
2. 10/15minutes break, use the bathroom
3. 2h of gameplay
4. 10/15 minutes break, use the bathroom
5. 1h of gameplay

Remember this when this man claims he works his ass off, 6 days a week.

Phils a lard so the 3 hours of gameplay will become 2.5 if not less. Day and night steams will be the same effective length.

Edit: and now we're into the excuses for why he doesn't play co-op anymore.

 

[Sugar Puppet]

Stream will now start 30min later, without music.

His planned schedule for every stream is:

1. 1h of talking/pre-stream
2. 10/15minutes break, use the bathroom
3. 2h of gameplay
4. 10/15 minutes break, use the bathroom
5. 1h of gameplay

Remember this when this man claims he works his ass off, 6 days a week.

"It just makes more sense"
How does he always make the simplest things so complicated? He's literally sitting down on his couch playing video games.

 

[Fill Bern El]

Phil forgot to blow his nose this morning. His snorts are DANGEROUS levels today.

 

[OJ Simpson]

Stream will now start 30min later, without music.

His planned schedule for every stream is:

1. 1h of talking/pre-stream
2. 10/15minutes break, use the bathroom
3. 2h of gameplay
4. 10/15 minutes break, use the bathroom
5. 1h of gameplay

Remember this when this man claims he works his ass off, 6 days a week.

Woe is him. He has to play vidjya and sit in his home all day in pyjamas, fucking tractors thinking this is easy... this is hard work, you guys don't live in the real world.