Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Turd Fergusson]

An earlier listing for the mattress, asking for even more.

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Those items for sale were posted in mid-February, so a month ago.

 

[ALR Technologies]

Now? She has nobody observing her gorge except Becky, who's already seen far worse eldritch horrors. No yard, no walkin' tree. Even if she wanted to go for a stroll in her new urban core, she's too fucking fat (and likely embarrassed) to do so. She has every restaurant in a 20-mile radius at her beck and call with the tap of a button.

And there's like 5000 restaurants in the Summit where she lives, which is about the size of a city block. She can also walk out past the garage and all around a winding neighborhood with decently-maintained sidewalks, but we all know no one that size can make it half a mile on a walk.

 

[Poop Bun]

Looks like our gorls are selling the hoard. Maybe moving to a cheaper place.

So the predicted storyline of this season seems to be happening after all.
Very interesting...

 

[Bored with two cats]

This is very interesting. Either she is in dire need of money or they are moving.

Considering they did not sell anything last time they moved (I think?), and now are going through the trouble of selling stupid stuff which would be easier dealt with by simply throwing it away (like the stickers), I'd suspect lack of money as primary issue. They will move out but as consequence of money troubles.

 

[funtimesrun56]

Weren't those cards and stuff part of her xmas presents from Becky? Funny how ppl kept telling her to sell stuff and she always says shed rather give it away to someone who needs it. Almost wish the person who picked up the bed could tell us about the mountain of pillows they didnt realise was a person till it shrieked for the Butler.

 

[Owlflaps]

So rather than return the $6000 bed (which is $4700 on the Tempur-Pedic website so not sure what the other $1300 is), they slept on it ONCE and then took a $4000 loss on it????

They're even more retarded because I'm sure they could have the retailer they bought it from have laborers go their place and haul it out of their stink box apartment for a nominal fee.

Edit: I'm going to bet money that Becky's "personal issues" were being zonked out on meds and having to cater to her slave driver's constant demands for take out.

 

[The-Mad-Asshatter]

Considering they did not sell anything last time they moved (I think?), and now are going through the trouble of selling stupid stuff which would be easier dealt with by simply throwing it away (like the stickers), I'd suspect lack of money as primary issue. They will move out but as consequence of money troubles.

Ah, as I thought. She bit off waaaay more then she could chew moving into the Henry with the unstable income of YouTube, and rather then her putting more effort into her 'job,' quitting the useless (nay, pointless) subscriptions to her ever failing diets, or heaven forbid eating less until the lease is up, she'll flail around uselessly.

Maybe this is why we don't see the pets. She probably had to rehome them all (likely with people she knew) so she could keep 'affording' her expensive lifestyle of overeating, spending on useless things and diets, and endless takeouts while still living (existing) at the Henry.

 

[Squid Bitch]

Maybe this is why we don't see the pets. She probably had to rehome them all (likely with people she knew) so she could keep 'affording' her expensive lifestyle of overeating, spending on useless things and diets, and endless takeouts while still living (existing) at the Henry.

I doubt she'd rehome them; she's selfish enough that she'd keep them with her as her furry, living security blankets, even if it meant potentially starving/neglecting them. What's far more likely is that the pets are still there, we just haven't seen them because Amber refuses to film anywhere but her bedroom "studio" because she doesn't want to show that the rest of the apartment is a filthy disaster.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Amber refuses to film anywhere but her bedroom "studio" because she doesn't want to show that the rest of the apartment is a filthy disaster.

Hamber's squalor tendencies aside, we haven't seen her anywhere BUT perched high atop her new Pillow Mountain. No movement around the place, no full body shot, nowhere/nothing but her squatted ass with a basic shoulders-up fat girl camera angle so no one can see the mounds of whale blubber lurking below. Gone are the days of her cooking, walking to the tree, pool wallowing, struggling with the steps, etc. And that's a shame because what her "content" consists of these days is the filthy disaster you mention.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

It was this one, and yes, it was with Becky. FatFuck says "buffette" like a quirky gurl, Becky looks at her like she's retarded and says it correctly, then FatFuck scoffs at her with a megacunty look and goes "I know" (skip to 12:57).

The original buh-fett video is when she said she loved indian food, and wanted to go with krystle to the indian buh-fett. Then she says, "I know it's buh-fey, but I say buh-fett... so anyway, we were going to the indian buh-fett" and worked in as many buh-fetts as she could into the video.

She's probably more obnoxious with the mispronunciations and wrong words IRL (once she came back from a restaurant with becky and ky lesbian mafia, and said that all of a sudden she forgot how to say menu, she was reading the front of the menu trying to pronounce it) because the more stupid things she does, the more attention is focused on her.

 

[loafloaf]

Hamber's squalor tendencies aside, we haven't seen her anywhere BUT perched high atop her new Pillow Mountain. No movement around the place, no full body shot, nowhere/nothing but her squatted ass with a basic shoulders-up fat girl camera angle so no one can see the mounds of whale blubber lurking below. Gone are the days of her cooking, walking to the tree, pool wallowing, struggling with the steps, etc. And that's a shame because what her "content" consists of these days is the filthy disaster you mention.

She doesn’t film that stuff anymore because all her life consists of now is lying in bed all day, ordering food to gorge herself on, and filming videos to combat the haydurs. She’s just waiting for that fateful day where she breaks something trying to move so she can make 15 videos on it.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Have some sympathy for the gorl. If she doesn’t pronounce words incorrectly, how will she get attention? By losing weight??

 

[Billie Ross]

As per usual, nothing makes sense, if she needs money why not make YouTube live or videos?
Oh who knows...

 

[The-Mad-Asshatter]

As per usual, nothing makes sense, if she needs money why not make YouTube live or videos?
Oh who knows...

Effort. That would require effort.

 

[Poop Bun]

No movement around the place, no full body shot,

There was that slow-mo strut in one of her tiktoks.

 

[ajl465]

First time actually posting so don't wreck me.. but has anyone else thought that the breakup theory matches the timeline of Becky selling all their shit? She doesn't have her own income, and no way Al is going to give her the means to get into her own place so she said fuck it I'll make my own by selling the hoard. Its not as if Hamby could stop her either, someone comes to pick up that mattress and she would be like a turtle on its back trying to get off the couch to keep Becky from dragging her shit out the front door.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

There was that slow-mo strut in one of her tiktoks.

With her naugahyde faux leather jacket (seen in every video since atop Pillow Mountain, that doesn't even fit her) and the infamous "Isa a bad bitch!" hair flip.

That TikTok was totally Hamber level stupid. Pink slippers to boot!

 

[ADHD]

First time actually posting so don't wreck me.. but has anyone else thought that the breakup theory matches the timeline of Becky selling all their shit? She doesn't have her own income, and no way Al is going to give her the means to get into her own place so she said fuck it I'll make my own by selling the hoard. Its not as if Hamby could stop her either, someone comes to pick up that mattress and she would be like a turtle on its back trying to get off the couch to keep Becky from dragging her shit out the front door.

She's selling Amber's books, too. None of those are Becky's. The only things of Becky's being sold are the Garbage Pail Kids stuff.

If Becky was selling Amber's property without Amber's consent, no, Amber couldn't really chase her, but she could call the cops. Becky is very likely selling these things with consent.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

She's selling Amber's books, too. None of those are Becky's. The only things of Becky's being sold are the Garbage Pail Kids stuff.

If Becky was selling Amber's property without Amber's consent, no, Amber couldn't really chase her, but she could call the cops. Becky is very likely selling these things with consent.

Agreed. I'm waiting for just the right piece of Hamber memorabilia to go sale so I can buy it and burn it live on Utube.

Isa all about shits and giggles! What particular piece of Hamber legacy would y'all buy and burn?

 

[Fupacabra]

She's selling Amber's books, too. None of those are Becky's. The only things of Becky's being sold are the Garbage Pail Kids stuff.

If Becky was selling Amber's property without Amber's consent, no, Amber couldn't really chase her, but she could call the cops. Becky is very likely selling these things with consent.

I agree. Besides, Becky doesn’t have the guts to pull a stunt like that. She’s a spineless blob with zero self-esteem.