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Phil is pouting he can't figure out how to disable popups in Genshin.
He gazes into chat. No response. Someone says 'Google it'.
Phil's response? NO! He's not there on stream to 'sit there and Google things.'

Because this is better...? We're now silently reading chat and shuffling through menus.
EDIT: Ninja'd by @Dread Pirate Retard

He also just sighed his way through a shoutout for 1050 bits. It's $10 and he obviously does not remotely care because it's not a tip. Obviously worried about his pulls after that early stream.
 
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Planettenon said:
Does he honestly think he'll get mod or is he just an idiot whose trying to troll both sides?
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I've always thought this was the case, but this is just based solely on what I gleam from posts on here. And even then, I find OIC particularly boring and tend to glaze over posts with his name in it.

He seems like he's desperate for any kind of attention. He'll pretend to be Phil's friend, and when that fails to get him attention, he'll pretend to be a troll. And, once that inevitably fails, he bounces right back to Phil. If I had to guess, he's waiting for one group to accept him, but because that's never going to happen, he'll just keep throwing money at Phil until something else comes along to finally break the cycle.

IMO, he could leak irrefutable truth that Phil has poured thousands into Champions and I'd still consider him Phil's paypig. I can't even say he's original because we've seen this, and I use this term in the loosest sense possible, "trolling" attempts from other dedicated paypigs. At least someone like Swaggins provided amusement by having such a fragile ego in chat, and E7 had a sense of mystery behind him. OIC is just a boring rehash that embodies all the lamest traits of previous paypigs.
 
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You’d think a game like MH would be up his alley. The monsters have set patterns that are super easy to recognize if you just play the fucking game and they only change when you go up in rank.

But like everyone was saying, handholding could only get him so far considering that you only grind out things like armor and weapon mats. No grinding levels like his favorite JRPG’s, only skill.

And as for playing the game solo, I played MH: World solo 99% of the time and you can do everything by yourself other than the hunts that specifically require multiple people like KT, Safi, and Fatalis.
 
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Speaking of pulls, Phil's first move in Genshin is to start sorting through his inventory to figure out what he can buy/summon/pull.
A man in his element. Can't navigate the options menu, but we're deep diving the gacha mechanics.

Phil excited, we have just enough for a multi-pull! He's going to hold onto it for later. We have to build suspense for that multi-pull. Get some penne predictions going about the likelihood of a 5-star pull.

The pull is happening! To build suspense, Phil blacked out the screen so people couldn't see the cards initially come out and he could reveal one at a time!
This and his stroke droop are the only times he tries to use OBS for anything...
 
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Planettenon said:
Good to know.

@itsthatanonmouse someone cheered saying you dropped a 25 min vid. Did you or is he talking about old videos?
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He means I have 25 more minutes of Discord footage to show off.

Here's a preview where Phil says chargebacks are not a big deal:

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Surly Muppet said:
Speaking of pulls, Phil's first move in Genshin is to start sorting through his inventory to figure out what he can buy/summon/pull.
A man in his element. Can't navigate the options menu, but we're deep diving the gacha mechanics.
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He knows all of terminology and mechanics. This is like watching Rainman.
 
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$1.30 tip from LadiesMan, who recently dropped a full $100. Phil was very excited to see him and told him about the importance of using a code word, so presumably he is another of the undoxed, unverifieds.
I'm curious to see if he follows up with a larger tip later. This may be yet another whale to fall into the pattern of confirming their presence with a low tip, before dropping a large tip in the latter half of the stream. Almost like someone has suggested this pattern to them.

EDIT: Someone tells Phil to go to the adventure guide in the menu, where he can 'add more gacha' and do other things.
Phil bluntly responds "I'm not adding any gacha."
Then immediately opens the menu to go and look.

LadiesMan also tipped $1 again with his secret code word for Phil.
 
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Dread Pirate Retard said:
And now we have prediction wagers for fucking gacha pulls. Gambling-ception.

EDIT: "That's my guaranteed 4 star, yeah when you do a multi-pull you get a guaranteed 4 star."

Uhhh Phil, how the fuck do you know that? You and I both know you didn't research fuck all about this game. Just how much time have you spent playing mobile games?
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Normally I'd say it lays it out in plain text right on the summoning menu and you'd have to be blind to not see it but on the other hand, well it's Phil. The ONLY thing he pays attention to is gacha banner text.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Phil is pouting he can't figure out how to disable popups in Genshin.
He gazes into chat. No response. Someone says 'Google it'.
Phil's response? NO! He's not there on stream to 'sit there and Google things.'

Because this is better...? We're now silently reading chat and shuffling through menus.
EDIT: Ninja'd by @Dread Pirate Retard

He also just sighed his way through a shoutout for 1050 bits. It's $10 and he obviously does not remotely care because it's not a tip. Obviously worried about his pulls after that early stream.
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Man.. I know the person woulda been banned, but I wish someone woulda called Phil out.

You cant google things Phil, but you can step away and let the MVP Jasper take over for 30 minutes.

What a buffoon.
 
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