Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 197 14.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 792 56.9%

  • Total voters
    1,392

Jack reviews more Chinese shovelware that no one cares about.

Here’s what he bought. Seriously, how the hell did he find this or choose to buy this product in particular? Zero reviews and the box is mainly in Chinese.

Jack doesn’t like it and is irrationally terrified that something powered by one AAA battery is going to seriously injure him. Video is a waste of time except for it’s oddity value. Yet another jack and Tammy fight at around the 3:30 mark.
 
Last edited:

Jack reviews more Chinese shovelware that no one cares about.

Here’s what he bought. Seriously, how the hell did he find this or choose to buy this product in particular? Zero reviews and the box is mainly in Chinese.

Jack doesn’t like it and is irrationally terrified that something powered by one AAA battery is going to seriously injure him. Video is a waste of time except for it’s oddity value. Yet another jack and Tammy fight at around the 3:30 mark.
He can't read the box, because and I quote here: "It's all in a foreign language." Yeah, Jack, last time I checked they spoke Chinese in China, you uneducated fat asshole.
Is he just to lazy to form a proper sentence or is he really that stupid and doesn't know that's Chinese?
From the video, Quote: "It's 900 whatever (it's mAh on the box), then he continues with"It's 152 whatever (it grams, you dumbfuck)
But the best part of this shitty video: That thing is for women and he puts it on his fat neck. :story:
That was, even by Jack's standards the laziest uninspired video from all of his videos. Jesus Fucking Christ.

Edit: At the end of the video, Tammy puts it on, proving that her neck isn't half as fat as Jack's. :story:
Seriously, you need to watch this in its whole length, it's hilarious.

Tested by Jack Scalfani in a self-experiment, because Jack knows what women want. 😂
Webaufnahme_19-3-2021_54055_www.amazon.com.jpeg
 
never thought i'd see jack utterly terrified of a neck massager. that's a new one

best part is how clearly triggered he gets over tammy basically calling him a pussy
Because Fat Jack is so fucking stupid that he really thinks that an AAA-Battery can kill you.
Is it being triggered or being scared shitless that Tammy won't pay for his future "Tech" endeavours?
 

Jack reviews more Chinese shovelware that no one cares about.

Here’s what he bought. Seriously, how the hell did he find this or choose to buy this product in particular? Zero reviews and the box is mainly in Chinese.

Jack doesn’t like it and is irrationally terrified that something powered by one AAA battery is going to seriously injure him. Video is a waste of time except for it’s oddity value. Yet another jack and Tammy fight at around the 3:30 mark.
I had friends that would essentially get paid for Amazon reviews. They’d have to buy the product upfront, post a review so that it looks like a valid purchase within Amazon, and then the MFR or whoever is trying to scam the review system would reimburse them after the fact via PayPal or Venmo or whatever. I believe they’d add on a small bonus in addition to the cost of the product for the person to make it worth their time. This is exactly why Amazon has such a problem with fake reviews. I wonder if Jack is smart enough to have discovered this system.
 
I had friends that would essentially get paid for Amazon reviews. They’d have to buy the product upfront, post a review so that it looks like a valid purchase, and then the MFR or whoever is trying to scam the review system would reimburse them after the fact via PayPal or Venmo or whatever. I believe they’d add on a small bonus in addition to the cost of the product for the person to make it worth their time. This is exactly why Amazon has such a problem with fake reviews. I wonder if Jack is smart enough to have discovered this system.
No, Jack isn't that smart, he also said in his video that he doesn't like the product.
 
Just when you think Jack cant get any more pathetic he does the womens neck massage video and is humilated by his own wife.....finishes with a "love you" followed by a mumble from Tammy....

You really have to laugh when he says "Whats up Technation".....like the old "Foodjacks" bullshit.......Jacks deluded mind thinking there are people (outside of the likes of that freak Wim) who are actually fans and not just hatewatching.....
 
Maybe Jack gets some kind of disability check? Would explain why Big-T hasn't pillowed him in his sleep yet, as he gets his own neet bux from the gubberment to waste on his videos.
Are checks for physical disability a thing in the USA? Could he get in on that without ever having paid for some kind of insurance? Or does he "fake" a mental disability? From what I've read there seems to be fairly good money in it to sit around on your ass all day once you've managed to game the system.
 
Maybe Jack gets some kind of disability check? Would explain why Big-T hasn't pillowed him in his sleep yet, as he gets his own neet bux from the gubberment to waste on his videos.
Are checks for physical disability a thing in the USA? Could he get in on that without ever having paid for some kind of insurance? Or does he "fake" a mental disability? From what I've read there seems to be fairly good money in it to sit around on your ass all day once you've managed to game the system.
him being disabled from his stroke is probably enough to earn some tard bucks.
 
him being disabled from his stroke is probably enough to earn some tard bucks.
Most likely, at this point he's unemployable with his right arm just hanging there and his obesity. If you watch video from his early youtube days and watch the new ones you also can hear how bad the strokes have affected his brain.
I think he would be eligible for tard bux by now.
 
Maybe Jack gets some kind of disability check? Would explain why Big-T hasn't pillowed him in his sleep yet, as he gets his own neet bux from the gubberment to waste on his videos.
Are checks for physical disability a thing in the USA? Could he get in on that without ever having paid for some kind of insurance? Or does he "fake" a mental disability? From what I've read there seems to be fairly good money in it to sit around on your ass all day once you've managed to game the system.

I doubt that Jack is on disability, even though I can guarantee that he'd get it if he applied. First, the application process is a real pain in the ass, and the only effort Jack is willing to make is opening his mouth to dump whatever shit he's consuming in. Second reason, the US social service bureaucracy loves to drag its feet for reasons I'm not going to get into, and from the time from when you submit the disability application to when you get the first check could be YEARS. Jack can't think five minutes ahead or remember what he just said two minutes ago.

I had friends that would essentially get paid for Amazon reviews. They’d have to buy the product upfront, post a review so that it looks like a valid purchase within Amazon, and then the MFR or whoever is trying to scam the review system would reimburse them after the fact via PayPal or Venmo or whatever. I believe they’d add on a small bonus in addition to the cost of the product for the person to make it worth their time. This is exactly why Amazon has such a problem with fake reviews. I wonder if Jack is smart enough to have discovered this system.

If Jack heard about that scam, he'd put his own twist on it like the business genius he is. Like buy the product himself, attempt to shill for it (poorly, as in this case), and then try to get the business to sponsor him. Businesses love buying lolcows when they're already getting rancid milk for free, right?
 
No, Jack isn't that smart, he also said in his video that he doesn't like the product.
Maybe Jack gets some kind of disability check? Would explain why Big-T hasn't pillowed him in his sleep yet, as he gets his own neet bux from the gubberment to waste on his videos.
Are checks for physical disability a thing in the USA? Could he get in on that without ever having paid for some kind of insurance? Or does he "fake" a mental disability? From what I've read there seems to be fairly good money in it to sit around on your ass all day once you've managed to game the system.
If Tammy is making any kind of legitimate money, and they file jointly on taxes, he won’t get shit probably, especially if she’s pulling “Controller” salary like she did at the last place. At least for SSI. Maybe SSDI?

EDITED TO SAY: SSI is supplemental income (for the poors, if you will - they cap it at like maybe 700 a month for a single person) SSDI is insurance and is dependent on your income or whatever you paid into the system. If you get SSDI you may not be able to get SSI depending on the amount or if you do qualify, they will reduce your SSDI benefits I think. It’s hella confusing and hiring a lawyer is advisable.
 
Last edited:
him being disabled from his stroke is probably enough to earn some tard bucks.
It is actually possible for this to happen, but I doubt Jack would go through with it and relies somewhat on Jack pretty much committing fraud.

The SSA defines a disability as having a condition that makes a job you performed previously impossible to do, you can not transition to a new job easily, and the condition takes more than one year to recover (or leads to your death).

Another factor is how much money is reported as income. If you make more than $1310 a month, you're not going to be considered disabled. Until recently, Youtube was not taxing AdSense revenue, thus you could technically hide reporting it to the IRS. If Jack was making "enough to pay the bills" off youtube, then he would be evading taxes and possibly defrauding the SSA. I really doubt he'd be THAT dumb.

A stroke does limit one's ability to lift, walk, stand, sit, and remember for more than one year. Jack can also list being a nightclub DJ as a previous job...something that normally requires two hands to properly do. Hide the youtube money and boom, Jack makes an additional $1260 a month making videos.
 
He can't read the box, because and I quote here: "It's all in a foreign language." Yeah, Jack, last time I checked they spoke Chinese in China, you uneducated fat asshole.
Is he just to lazy to form a proper sentence or is he really that stupid and doesn't know that's Chinese?
From the video, Quote: "It's 900 whatever (it's mAh on the box), then he continues with"It's 152 whatever (it grams, you dumbfuck)
But the best part of this shitty video: That thing is for women and he puts it on his fat neck. :story:
That was, even by Jack's standards the laziest uninspired video from all of his videos. Jesus Fucking Christ.

Edit: At the end of the video, Tammy puts it on, proving that her neck isn't half as fat as Jack's. :story:
Seriously, you need to watch this in its whole length, it's hilarious.

Tested by Jack Scalfani in a self-experiment, because Jack knows what women want. 😂
View attachment 2009668
Scared a neck device powered by AAA Batteries might kill him but bitches endlessly about having to wear a mask out in public because of a virus that has literally killed millions.
 
Just when you think Jack cant get any more pathetic he does the womens neck massage video and is humilated by his own wife.....finishes with a "love you" followed by a mumble from Tammy....

You really have to laugh when he says "Whats up Technation".....like the old "Foodjacks" bullshit.......Jacks deluded mind thinking there are people (outside of the likes of that freak Wim) who are actually fans and not just hatewatching.....
tammy could be getting pounded by some bbc right in front of jack and jack would probably still say "i love you honey"

i'd love to see how those two act with each other behind the scenes
 
i'd love to see how those two act with each other behind the scenes.
They likely don't have much interaction at all outside of the videos. Tammy alone in her office doing "accounting work" with the doors always closed, a slight buzzing sound coming from inside.

Jack sitting at his computer, looking up recipes to steal, facebooking conspiracy theories about wearing masks, and uploading soy face selfies for Wim to enjoy.
 
Back