US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[gaystoner]

this is so funny XD

 

[The Tombstoner]

I read an interesting theory on the current political situation with Putin.

Long story short, Biden's dead and Putin has intelligence that confirms it. The current administration is trying to threaten him into silence, but he has the cards.

Man, I wish things were actually that interesting. Doubtful that they really are, but fuck it I'm here for the long ride.

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

I'm not even a Putin simp, but having met actual Russians and discussed him with them, I realize that he is exactly what many Russians want in their leader—effective, punches above his weight, tactical, cold to the outside world, able to poke at the west without danger of getting his fingers chopped off, etc.

I think Jocko summed it up pretty well. Timestamped to relevant portion 1:28:47, listen through to 1:32:00

 

[Dona Morte]

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What a hot take by the Twitter foreign policy expert. These people have two lines of programming- Orange Man bad and muh Russia!

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No, no we're not.

 

[Meat Target]

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I don't know where libtards get their asinine notion that cutting out someone's tongue is proof that they are a liar. It's like they have no concept of the Streisand Effect.

I read an interesting theory on the current political situation with Putin.

http://bigcountryexpatoriginal.blogspot.com/

Long story short, Biden's dead and Putin has intelligence that confirms it. The current administration is trying to threaten him into silence, but he has the cards.







Between the details in the boom mike incident and the ABC interview, there's enough suspicious stuff here for me to think he may be onto something. Didn't Biden normally have more guys around him before the recent videos? There's a suspicious lack of handlers.

Sounds too good to be true. If that cat got out of the bag, it would be the end of the Neoliberal Establishment as we know it. Their credibility is already in shambles; imagine how the public would react if it were revealed that who is president is a well-orchestrated lie.

 

[soy_king]

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Ah yes, the smartest takes are always from people who can't even master basic English grammar.

 

[Dededon't]

I expected ol Joe to muck up international relations, but I didn't expect him to do it so quickly.

 

[murdered meat bag]

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he means the pregnant women and troons and not newly drafted men who would rather die then fight for current year america right?

 

[Voltekka]

I wonder what Bolsonaro will say when Biden starts attacking him.

 

[Jann_Hörn]

I think Jocko summed it up pretty well. Timestamped to relevant portion 1:28:47, listen through to 1:32:00

Whenever I see Jocko, all I can think of is Sam Hyde’s skit

>Sam Hyde better watch out. Jocko has fought countless battles for Israel and is so super tough and strong that he never says anything controversial and always maintains safe opinions at all times

 

[Michael Wade]

Sounds too good to be true. If that cat got out of the bag, it would be the end of the Neoliberal Establishment as we know it. Their credibility is already in shambles; imagine how the public would react if it were revealed that who is president is a well-orchestrated lie.

I know, but did anybody here think a year or two ago we would get a president with alzheimer's? The dems are a shortsighted people. Perhaps even more shortsighted then normal, if they put all their chips on Trump resisting the fraud and using it as an excuse to size even more power.

They walk a fine line and were never trained in the circus.


The longer Biden hides from actual unscripted interaction, the most questions are raised. Either he's dead and they are desperately looking for an escape plan, or his brain is fucked.

 

[Not a fake name]

from /pol/
not sure if real, but I think 99.9% real and so hot

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It’s a real just not hers. it comes up on image look up, as “teacher creepshot”. She has nothing if you circle round back.

 

[Meat Target]

The longer Biden hides from actual unscripted interaction, the most questions are raised. Either he's dead and they are desperately looking for an escape plan, or his brain is fucked.

As you've said, Biden and his handlers don't know their asses from a hole in the ground. What makes you think they could pull off such an elaborate ruse?

 

[NyQuilninja]

from /pol/
not sure if real, but I think 99.9% real and so hot

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What the fuck is wrong with you?

 

[640by480]

Ah yes the man with decades of KGB service is unskilled to take on a dementia patient who backed down.

Whenever Biden tries to make himself seem more masculine all I can think of is this.

 

[Sithis]

Holy shit lol so the Chinese basically just did the equivalent of taking a puppy and rubbing its nose in its own piss (sorry for the fucked up analogy but it fits best) to Bidet's delegation and there's barely a mention of it outside of conservative-oriented media.

 

[gaystoner]

Holy shit lol so the Chinese basically just did the equivalent of taking a puppy and rubbing its nose in its own piss (sorry for the fucked up analogy but it fits best) to Bidet's delegation and there's barely a mention of it outside of conservative-oriented media.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

A us President got btfoed by a Russian President. We are doomed.

 

[gaystoner]

A us President got btfoed by a Russian President. We are doomed.

And China. And North Korea.

In about a week time span. Less than honestly more like 2-3 days

 

[pwnest injun]

This has to be the most humiliation a president has suffered in a single 48 hrs without something blowing up.