US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

This has to be the most humiliation a president has suffered in a single 48 hrs without something blowing up.

At least with explosions we get fun boom boom sounds.

Biden just shits himself in response.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

And China. And North Korea.

Tldr? I missed out on this.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

Trump might have at least come back with some funny bants. This is just pathetic.

 

[ArthuriusMartyrius]

I'm fucking loving this shit. Watching Biden cultists trying to desperately avoid confronting the truth on Reddit and YouTube is peak humor.

The funny thing is, Putin probably has killed someone before. He actually had a real job—he was in East Germany as a KGB agent, if I recall, when the USSR collapsed. He was actually in danger. The most danger Biden has been in was when he got caught plagiarizing his law school papers. I'm not even a Putin simp, but having met actual Russians and discussed him with them, I realize that he is exactly what many Russians want in their leader—effective, punches above his weight, tactical, cold to the outside world, able to poke at the west without danger of getting his fingers chopped off, etc. Biden against Putin in a debate would be like putting winnie the poo against a polar bear.

Putin to Russians is kinda like Erdogan is to Turks - they don't really like him that much and in terms of domestic affairs, they will roast him all day on that account but his opposition is even worse and at the very least he gives some point of pride for Russians as a "big, strong leader who makes Russia look scary".

 

[Sithis]

Tldr? I missed out on this.

NK says they won't pick up the phone for Biden after telling us to stay the fuck in our hemisphere and one of Biden's appointees essentially told them we'll fuck em up, and China just spent this evening rubbing this administration's nose in excrement and then calling it a bad dog

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Tldr? I missed out on this.

TLDR OMG BIDEN APPOINTEE SAID MEAN THINGS WE'RE GOING TO WAR WITH NORTH KOREA OMG WWIII

Kinda like under Trump but you changed the names and switched around who's doing it.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

NK says they won't pick up the phone for Biden after telling us to stay the fuck in our hemisphere and one of Biden's appointees essentially told them we'll fuck em up, and China just spent this evening rubbing this administration's nose in excrement and then calling it a bad dog

I don't want to be American if biden is just going to let asia shit on us.

 

[Sithis]

I don't want to be American if biden is just going to let asia shit on us.

To paraphrase a line from an overhyped show I once watched while stoned, why would they, the White House was probably expensive to buy

 

[HumanHive]

This has to be the most humiliation a president has suffered in a single 48 hrs without something blowing up.

Without something blowing up YET.

 

[Random Internet Person]

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A us President got btfoed by a Russian President. We are doomed.

And China. And North Korea.

In about a week time span. Less than honestly more like 2-3 days

At least with explosions we get fun boom boom sounds.

Biden just shits himself in response.

All it takes is one county that doesn't give a shit about ramifications to go with their hatred and America is done.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

American media isn't reporting on it. Reuters gave about a minute of coverage. This is about the best I've seen out of MSM. Don't know what China Uncensored's report will be.

 

[WonderWino]

States sue Biden in bid to revive Keystone XL pipeline

Attorneys general from 21 states on Wednesday sued to to overturn President Joe Biden’s cancellation of the contentious Keystone XL oil pipeline from Canada. Led by Ken Paxton of Texas and Austin Knudsen of Montana, the states said Biden had overstepped his authority when he revoked the permit...

ca.news.yahoo.com

21 states suing biden to overturn his cancellation of the keystone pipeline. Good. It should be overturned. Its bad for both countries to cancel it

 

[pwnest injun]

States sue Biden in bid to revive Keystone XL pipeline

Attorneys general from 21 states on Wednesday sued to to overturn President Joe Biden’s cancellation of the contentious Keystone XL oil pipeline from Canada. Led by Ken Paxton of Texas and Austin Knudsen of Montana, the states said Biden had overstepped his authority when he revoked the permit...

ca.news.yahoo.com

21 states suing biden to overturn his cancellation of the keystone pipeline. Good. It should be overturned. Its bad for both countries to cancel it

They also have a decent legal case since it was approved by congress and Biden can't just overturn that with an EO.

 

[Quijibo69]

At least with explosions we get fun boom boom sounds.

Biden just shits himself in response.

And does nothing but he does do a lot of that.

 

[Michael Wade]

As you've said, Biden and his handlers don't know their asses from a hole in the ground. What makes you think they could pull off such an elaborate ruse?

They have almost complete control of a media that gives them blowjobs for breakfast. Remember how much Joe stutters?

It's see-though bullshit but why stop lying now?

 

[Meat Target]

They have almost complete control of a media that gives them blowjobs for breakfast. Remember how much Joe stutters?

It's see-though bullshit but why stop lying now?

If Biden were dead, they'd either be gushing over Cameltoe, or go full North Korea and demand the entire nation don sackcloth and ashes while sobbing hysterically.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Reddit is saying "Well....at least biden kills people with compassion".

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

sad thing with all these things happening in the last 48 hours it well be brushed over by American MSM. I wouldn't be surprised if Kamala has been in charge and they using Biden as a fall to make a mess so they can say a strong poc women being the first in US has done great things in her first term fixing problems and making new solutions.

 

[gaystoner]

sad thing with all these things happening in the last 48 hours it well be brushed over by American MSM. I wouldn't be surprised if Kamala has been in charge and they using Biden as a fall to make a mess so they can say a strong poc women being the first in US has done great things in her first term.

Honestly it might be the best move to make the United States look strong. xD I can't believe I just typed that.

 

[Sithis]

In an effort to preserve my sanity I haven't engaged with any of them but some of the idiots on my social media who all voted Biden have been jumping to do some mental gymnastics about these embarrassments today - mostly it all boils down to "yeah but Trump embarrassed us every day!"

Yeah, uh, to who exactly? And how? Oh, that's right, he "embarrassed" us in front of a bunch of toothless european cuck nations and america's useless hat by telling them to pound sand when they kept pushing their globohomo agenda and wanting us to play along.

Biden embarrassed us on a global stage with 3 fucking Cold War era enemies, one of which we've actually went to war with instead of the proxy war bullshit we've done with the other two.

Those apples are not oranges.