Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

[he who has thus come/gone]

Fau-Xi is really pushing this variant shit. As if one is a coronavirus and the variant is a necrovirus from 28 Days Later. This man really can't get it past his retard head that he undeniably, undoubtedly, 100% lied on the record about wearing masks, and so many people find him hard to trust. He didn't even deny that he wants people wearing masks forever. And he so clearly considered Rand Paul below him, like talking to him was a chore. Rand Paul is an elected senator and an MD. Fauci is an unelected loser who can't even tell the public the truth. I'll take Rand over Fauci any day.

 

[Ruin]

Fauci isn't even really a doctor. He's an MD but he's never practiced as a clinician or seen a patient. He's spent his entire career in public policy making shitty inaccurate models.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

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Makes total sense. After all, this was the CDC under Trump, so it did not follow the science. The CDC now is totally different and it does follow the science.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

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>could mutate and spread out of our control
Like it hasn't already?

I think I'm beginning to understand the contempt the elderly have for millennials and zoomers when every boomer I know is going out to bank, filing their taxes, and buying food. A lot of them don't really have a choice.

Meanwhile, the most hysterical are those with the least risk in all this. How much of a doomer can a person be when even reddit of all places is finally lightening up?

 

[Lichen Bark]

If I had a twitter account, which I refuse to ever get, I would say this

"Ever since I got Covid, I got glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. Use your mask people and take your vaccines, people, or else more will end up like me..."

Combing through her twitter profile, she looks pale, soft, and out of shape. Another tweet on the 11th of March states "who's dick do i have to suck to get a vaccine in florida" She seems like a real winner.

I've never in my life thought about becoming Florida Man, but these last few months have really put the idea into my head.

Every Florida Man goes through a mandatory transformation

Spoiler: My Autism

99% survival rate is a white supremacy talking point.

ANYTHING is possible if CNN makes it so unfortunately.

The most likely scenario is what they did with the Hunter laptop story and just never report it.

I have learned that if the public doesn't believe what the media says the first year, they just need to keep repeating it for 3 more years, and by the end of the fourth year it's manufactured consensus.

 

[The handsome tard]

Combing through her twitter profile, she looks pale, soft, and out of shape. Another tweet on the 11th of March states "who's dick do i have to suck to get a vaccine in florida" She seems like a real winner.

I say someone is desperate for anything sexual in their lives because no men can stand her. She knows no man would accept a free blowjob from hers so she is basically selling herself online.

Fucking whore

 

[gangweedfan]

I really dont think the vaccine is some evil demon juice like some lads seem to. If it was then the end goal would be getting everyone vaccinated. What we are seeing instead is the media moving the goal post and saying that people still need to wear masks and shit. So IMO they probably want to drag out the pandemic as long as possible. The vaccine will likely just cause the virus to mutate and become resistant to it. And if it causes ADE then it could make the pandemic or whatever even worse.

 

[The handsome tard]

Second, as has been said countless times already, the real world isn't like Pandemic 2 or Plague Inc., especially since Madagascar has airports. A virus is not some cold and calculating killing machine that's plotting to determine how to kill the most people possible, it's a bundle of RNA and proteins that's just looking to propagate.

You will be surprised at the amount of people that have been pretty much been raised by virtual media like games and social media that have their world view seriously influenced by it. They legit may think that viruses work like they do in games and movies.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

Jesus christ, that comment makes me want to cough in that person's face until they curl up in the fetal position and ree to make it stop.

> anime avatar
> opinion discarded

 

[Ari Gold]

I really dont think the vaccine is some evil demon juice like some lads seem to. If it was then the end goal would be getting everyone vaccinated. What we are seeing instead is the media moving the goal post and saying that people still need to wear masks and shit. So IMO they probably want to drag out the pandemic as long as possible. The vaccine will likely just cause the virus to mutate and become resistant to it. And if it causes ADE then it could make the pandemic or whatever even worse.

Your probably right. But I don't want it.

Implying that there is an end goal implies that someone or some entity is in control. When I look I around, I see a bunch of fuckers running around like chickens with their heads cut off. Everyone is simply a self-interested prick worried about themselves.

Big pharma surely wants everyone to get vaccinated repeatedly for them dollar dollar bills ya'll.

I wonder why the media wants people to stay inside and never leave their home:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/cnn-he...fice-down-nearly-50-in-key-measurables.86841/

ADE-https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antibody-dependent_enhancement (look at the big brain on brad)

 

[Ron Jeremy Stan Account]

I really dont think the vaccine is some evil demon juice like some lads seem to. If it was then the end goal would be getting everyone vaccinated. What we are seeing instead is the media moving the goal post and saying that people still need to wear masks and shit. So IMO they probably want to drag out the pandemic as long as possible. The vaccine will likely just cause the virus to mutate and become resistant to it. And if it causes ADE then it could make the pandemic or whatever even worse.

Me personally? Hanlon's Razor. Do I think the vaccine was created by a cabal of lizard people who want to microchip us to transmit 4K sissyfication hypno porn into our brains? Of course not. Do I think big pharma and inept world governments scrambled to release a half-ass medicine without regard for its effectiveness or long-term usages? Absolutely.

 

[Gin-san]

"I got the vaccine! I can finally hug my parents again!"
Irish-American parents:

 

[King Dead]

Me personally? Hanlon's Razor. Do I think the vaccine was created by a cabal of lizard people who want to microchip us to transmit 4K sissyfication hypno porn into our brains? Of course not. Do I think big pharma and inept world governments scrambled to release a half-ass medicine without regard for its effectiveness or long-term usages? Absolutely.

That's my stance. For all I know, a lot of the regulatory red tape isn't entirely necessary, and maybe vaccines really can be developed safely and effectively in under a year's time. But considering I had the coof and didn't even know it until I gave blood a month later, I'll continue to take my chances with a mild chest cold instead of getting the shot.

To be fair, if I was a wackjob (maybe even a billionaire named, oh, I dunno, William Doors) who thought the world was drastically overpopulated and needed to be culled, then a nothingburger pandemic hyped as the dawn of superAIDS coupled with a seemingly mandatory vaccine would be a fantastic vector to eliminate vast quantities of people, whether directly through introducing something lethal or indirectly through inducing sterilization. Not to say that I think this is what is happening, but it sure would make a good story.

 

[Sekirodiealot]

 

[Mrs. Addams]

Biden's already been hugging his grandkids.

Source: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/joe-bidens-granddaughter-shares-heartwarming-22975438

 

[XYZpdq]

https://twitter.com/apolovaldes/status/1372585190510501889

https://archive.ph/fbBU0

meanwhile, in Mexico, luchadores march in unity wanting arenas to open back up for wrasslin

 

[Carnavoyeur]

Biden's already been hugging his grandkids.

Source: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/joe-bidens-granddaughter-shares-heartwarming-22975438
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[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I really dont think the vaccine is some evil demon juice like some lads seem to. If it was then the end goal would be getting everyone vaccinated. What we are seeing instead is the media moving the goal post and saying that people still need to wear masks and shit. So IMO they probably want to drag out the pandemic as long as possible. The vaccine will likely just cause the virus to mutate and become resistant to it. And if it causes ADE then it could make the pandemic or whatever even worse.

It's a multitude of things. Masks are free money for corporations and serve the valuable role of enforcing compliance on a population. It's a religious dress code (sumptuary law) in the same way yarmulkes are for Jewish men or burkas are for Muslim women, it's a sign of compliance that you are one of them and if you aren't, a sign that you are under their control. Defying a law like that is a signal to the authorities you are committing even worse sins. They are also a very visible symbol that the Virusreich is in control, and the Virusreich exists "for your safety against the pandemic". If nobody but a few wackjobs wore masks, people would forget about the totally real pandemic and would start to question the other absolutely necessary measures like vaccine passports and lockdowns. They can't abandon mask mandates, it is their number one symbol and will invite all manner of wrongthink on the population.

The end goal is to get everyone vaccinated, because it's yet another form of control. The world leaders believe they can totally eradicate the virus just like smallpox, which is hilarious lunacy on so many levels (look at all the objectively worse diseases like polio, malaria, AIDS, etc. they haven't been able to eradicate). But the goal is eradication, because if they change their minds now then all the hardship they imposed on the people will be for nothing and their entire system will collapse. So mass vaccination it is. Vaccinations serve the secondary purpose of making Pharma filthy rich, because novel vaccines you have to take 2-3 doses of every year simply to be allowed to function in society is a giant money printer, it's practically the holy grail to Pharma. Meanwhile the people involved in data and the flow of information like Big Tech would love nothing more than a digital "passport" you have to keep with you at all times lest you not be allowed in society, and now they finally have the reason to impose it. They'll have yet more information on you to sell to advertisers, governments, etc.

I too don't believe vaccines are some inherently evil thing, but the risk simply does not match the benefit. So many powerful entities are making huge profits from their pandemic and above all else obtaining huge amounts of power. But this goes down to even local officials, who get free money from the government when they exaggerate their amount of cases and deaths and the moral high they get by forcing people to comply with health orders "for everyone's good."

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Here's my scientific idea, how about we make a mask that's full of needles that constantly injects the vaccine into your face as you wear it?

Thanks for the nightmares. I'll dedicate one to you.

 

[Fliddaroonie]

To be fair, if I was a wackjob (maybe even a billionaire named, oh, I dunno, William Doors) who thought the world was drastically overpopulated and needed to be culled, then a nothingburger pandemic hyped as the dawn of superAIDS coupled with a seemingly mandatory vaccine would be a fantastic vector to eliminate vast quantities of people, whether directly through introducing something lethal or indirectly through inducing sterilization. Not to say that I think this is what is happening, but it sure would make a good story.

You might like Utopia, though the US remake is crap.

I'm just unconvinced the vaccines are safe and for something I had, twice, and was a total nothing burger, I'm not going to risk my health. People want to take it? Fine, let them put themselves in the clinical trial, but I'm not going to. Time will tell on this one, nothing else.