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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
The literal shitshow this story is turning out to be is proving several things. One it's proving troons can't take of themselves much less animals, two the young people of today are helpless and completely dependent. If this incident plus last summer's chaz /chop debacle is any indication, not only can girls born 1993 not cook but boys born after 1993 can't work or survive on their own.
 
Glock 40 and a hipoint 10mm carbine would make a nice matched pair to take care of any realistic Tranch need for much cheaper than their LARP guns.
Did you say glock 40?
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I’m assuming the alpacas have a high pre birth mortality rate, considering how I haven’t seen a baby alpaca in any pics. But do you even need to ask if they’re responsible to supervise their births? It’s an obvious no that they don’t, let alone none would have a clue what to do with it anyway.
I would expect that every dead animal on the tranch would be blamed on alt-right TERF nazis, like how GamerGate killed Brianna Wu's dog, and not her own fucking neglect.

And enough people will believe it, because apparently troons would never lie about something like harassment. It boggles the mind.

You joke but if Null put some effort into the charade of coming out as a trans woman, he would suddenly be forgiven for a lot of shit trannies hold against him.
That only really works if the bad shit they've done was revealed after they trooned out or didn't affect the troons themselves in any way. A few people knew Charles 'Charlotte' Clymer was a sex pest before he trooned out, but that was only against cis women so it was fine.

They'll defend to the death a troon whose horrible past is revealed and accept any handwaving about, 'I only raped those women because I was suffering over my gender identity!' Because who they know now is more important than anything that happened in the past; troons love handwaving away terrible behaviour as being 'the old me' even when it's things that happened merely days or weeks ago, like Lou Gagliardi does all the fucking time but troons like Kyle Burns and Fire have done repeatedly as well.

But if they have no allegiance to you in the first place, or already hate you, trooning out won't make you better in their eyes. The young woman a couple of weeks back who admitted to having been alt-right as a teenager but was On the Right Side of History now was greeted with repeated calls to fuck off, and even accounts saying things like, 'If you're alt-right you're worse than murderers, because murderers are usually mentally ill but you chose to be a Nazi.' Sarah Butts Nyberg was revealed to be a pedophile and admitted it, but they already liked him so he was defended by all of anti-GG people in a brazen display of hypocrisy and tribalism. If Null became Nullina, deleted the Farms, doxed every member and became a TLL operator 24/7, they'd still hate him, say it wasn't enough, say it didn't justify all the murders he personally committed, say he was the one and only person who they will admit is faking being trans.

There is no forgiveness with SJWs, there's just tribalism and moral decay disguised as tolerance. And troons are worse still, because their double standards are more obvious and they can hold a grudge for an autistically long time. Anyone troons hate they will hate forever, and anyone they like will only be a problem when what they've done personally affects them. It took Yaniv being an international embarrassment for them to distance themselves by shutting down any conversation about him they could, and even then they'll reserve the right to shriek at anyone who misgenders him unless it's a fellow troon who has decided he doesn't really count because he makes them all look bad, and No True Troon.

Tl;dr: Nullina would be funny but would never, ever work. Yes, that makes troons massive fucking hypocrites. No, they don't care - they get away with it all the time already, why would they start worrying about it now?
 
I would expect that every dead animal on the tranch would be blamed on alt-right TERF nazis, like how GamerGate killed Brianna Wu's dog, and not her own fucking neglect.

And enough people will believe it, because apparently troons would never lie about something like harassment. It boggles the mind.


That only really works if the bad shit they've done was revealed after they trooned out or didn't affect the troons themselves in any way. A few people knew Charles 'Charlotte' Clymer was a sex pest before he trooned out, but that was only against cis women so it was fine.

They'll defend to the death a troon whose horrible past is revealed and accept any handwaving about, 'I only raped those women because I was suffering over my gender identity!' Because who they know now is more important than anything that happened in the past; troons love handwaving away terrible behaviour as being 'the old me' even when it's things that happened merely days or weeks ago, like Lou Gagliardi does all the fucking time but troons like Kyle Burns and Fire have done repeatedly as well.

But if they have no allegiance to you in the first place, or already hate you, trooning out won't make you better in their eyes. The young woman a couple of weeks back who admitted to having been alt-right as a teenager but was On the Right Side of History now was greeted with repeated calls to fuck off, and even accounts saying things like, 'If you're alt-right you're worse than murderers, because murderers are usually mentally ill but you chose to be a Nazi.' Sarah Butts Nyberg was revealed to be a pedophile and admitted it, but they already liked him so he was defended by all of anti-GG people in a brazen display of hypocrisy and tribalism. If Null became Nullina, deleted the Farms, doxed every member and became a TLL operator 24/7, they'd still hate him, say it wasn't enough, say it didn't justify all the murders he personally committed, say he was the one and only person who they will admit is faking being trans.

There is no forgiveness with SJWs, there's just tribalism and moral decay disguised as tolerance. And troons are worse still, because their double standards are more obvious and they can hold a grudge for an autistically long time. Anyone troons hate they will hate forever, and anyone they like will only be a problem when what they've done personally affects them. It took Yaniv being an international embarrassment for them to distance themselves by shutting down any conversation about him they could, and even then they'll reserve the right to shriek at anyone who misgenders him unless it's a fellow troon who has decided he doesn't really count because he makes them all look bad, and No True Troon.

Tl;dr: Nullina would be funny but would never, ever work. Yes, that makes troons massive fucking hypocrites. No, they don't care - they get away with it all the time already, why would they start worrying about it now?

There are so many things wrong with men who identify as women, Probably the worst is they want to sterilize and mutilate children.
 
In my early 20's I worked around a bunch of counter-culture crackpots that would sperg for hours on end about renting out a school bus and turning it into a mobile apartment... or adopting a ranch full of living animals... or living in a 10-room remote chateau with 50 of their sex pest friends.

It was all a big departure from the "3 bedroom house, picket fence, 3-person family" style they were used to growing up with. Basically they wound up living in their parents' basement forever with a worn down old 80's Winnebago outside that rusted over and became wrapped by weeds. That was their "school bus". None of them were practical handy or even went camping. None of them understood how to discharge grey water or generate mobile power. They opted for a 1,000 rustbucket that went as far as it could before it broke down the first time.

The "let's live in a mansion with 50 of us and our dogs" idea also almost failed. It turned into 5 of them sharing a studio apartment for some reason. They'd almost always fight and one would have a drug problem, one wouldn't be employed, and 2 of them would be working at a min-wage establishment to keep the lights on. They'd all be living in squalor.

I've never met any of the "OOO LETS LIVE ON A RANCH FULL OF [Random obscure animal here]" until now. It sucks about as bad as I thought it would. These people don't understand that this requires a massive amount of responsibility. Way more than simply mowing the lawn or taking out the trash. Things they couldn't even bear to do.

I kind of hold a special contempt for people who made an impulsive decision and waste all of this farmland. I hope it gets appropriated soon. Colony collapse and the US are on a head-on collision.
The irony here is that right there is a bit more accurate than I like to admit. Spent a lot of time punk rock anarchist style.

The best part is that nobody was fighting "bourgeoisie" morals. We're just dumb, lazy and free.

Everyone is an idea guy but no one really knows how to make them happen. Fucking most communes like this don't even have clean dishes, and they're out there "fighting" racism and capitalism. How the fuck you gonna change the world when you can't even be trusted to have a clean cup?
 
The irony here is that right there is a bit more accurate than I like to admit. Spent a lot of time punk rock anarchist style.

The best part is that nobody was fighting "bourgeoisie" morals. We're just dumb, lazy and free.

Everyone is an idea guy but no one really knows how to make them happen. Fucking most communes like this don't even have clean dishes, and they're out there "fighting" racism and capitalism. How the fuck you gonna change the world when you can't even be trusted to have a clean cup?
There's not much difference between a punk house and the tranch... and I bet they definitely smell the same and maintain the same levels of hygiene (which is to say none).
 
I'm assuming people would like an opportunity to critique Penny's shooting prowess? Here's what we have.
July 26 2020:
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The only thing I'm seeing that others haven't mentioned already is that on an AR the uh...the handguard? It's there for your HAND.

Hand as far forward as it can go without being uncomfortable, ideally wrist over. The magwell grip leaves a large heavy bit of the gun unsupported which encourages bouncy muzzles though it's not like .223 is a big recoil cartridge, so it's no wonder the bullet impacts look a bit inconsistently placed in that one.

Also jesus I had to fullscreen the video but did those first couple shots even hit the hill? I only saw impacts waaay up the hill for the second group of shots and then the impacts walked closer to the target after that... :story:
 
There's not much difference between a punk house and the tranch... and I bet they definitely smell the same and maintain the same levels of hygiene (which is to say none).

The hygiene, smells, & planning skills of a punk flophouse? You mean, "making a firepit and garden in the backyard" becomes "the backyard now consists of a blend of 1/3 mud, 1/3 dog shit, 1/3 broken glass, and everybody is pretending it no longer exists?" lol

I have a soft spot in my heart* for punk houses of distant memory, but the safety mechanism of "a bunch of dysfunctional weirdos get together and try to make a massive mistake happen" is that their incompetence tends to save them from their own plans. It can be a blessing in disguise. Unfortunately, tranch is completely cursed.

*or possibly brain
 
It tends to vary a bit but at a minimum it should have a tourniquet, a belly bandage, a few pressure bandages or Israeli bandages, shears to cut off clothes or cut up gauze, gauze, sterile pads, NPA and lube, a pill pack to try to keep you from dying from the guaranteed infection that comes with getting shot/burned/blown up, sometimes a doodad for sucking chest wounds...

Older ones sometimes have Quick Clot but due to the Soldaten putting it in the wrong places and burning organs and shit you usually don't see it anymore. Thermal blanket for shock I think is pretty standard too...

I'm probably forgetting some stuff.

The problem with the original quick clot powder is it causes an exothermic reaction which can lead to 2nd degree burns. So you wouldn’t bleed out right there but the surgeons were going to have to deal with the burns along with making sure they got all the excess powder out in surgery. In the late 2000s they came out with a newer formula that was impregnated in gauze which will not cause burns. The gauze also makes it easier to use as you don’t have to make sure you are up wind of powder.

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