Dr. Rachel McKinnon / Dr. Veronica Ivy / Rhys McKinnon / Rachel Veronica McKinnon / Foxy Moxy / SportIsARight - failed out of a tenured job,man who competes in womens sports, gained like 100 lbs in 2022 (page 813), comically fell off bike before a race (page 830)

True if you're talking about the STEM (STEM professors in academia still make way more than liberal arts) but WTF are you going to do PhD in Philosophy in the real world? Especially if you are not really interesting and a shitty writer.

I'm sure they had all your shit packed up before you walked through the door.
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The accepted his resignation! What a win!!

These last few pages have been a riot :lit:
 
So, Rhys has finally been fired. I'd imagine it was a fairly polite "go before you're pushed, don't sue us and we'll give you some fuck-off money". What I'm not getting is why he's literally fleeing the country...does everyone in America-land do this - resign from job, pack up car with stuff and .... just go somewhere?
Most likely he’s implicated in some way in his life partner’s pedophile bust or fears he will be soon.
I don’t think even the good doctor is retarded enough to give up a tenured position and flee the country without some kind of real world consequence bearing down on him.
 
Let's not go wild with the "pedo bust" theories here, we don't have any evidence for anything of the sort.
Rhys' career has been circling the drain for many months already, we knew that and so did he. It wouldn't surprise me at all if this is just what it appears: he was ready to flounce the minute the ink dried on his resignation. Who knows, he may even have had the "dream job" lined up already.
 
I think he is on the run. On some level, anyway.

For a lazy person the speed at which this american dream is being wrapped up is lightning fast. It can be foolish to try and read what dysfunctional people are doing but i wager something/someone has put a rocket up his arse. Of course; it could well be something to do with Danny and Reeeeeees imagines moving back to Canada will be like a great train robber moving to south america and the law can't touch him.

Popcorn time people!
 
Let's not go wild with the "pedo bust" theories here, we don't have any evidence for anything of the sort.
Rhys' career has been circling the drain for many months already, we knew that and so did he. It wouldn't surprise me at all if this is just what it appears: he was ready to flounce the minute the ink dried on his resignation. Who knows, he may even have had the "dream job" lined up already.
I'm really skeptical of the dream job. You don't start e-begging right after getting a sweet new gig. Of course you also don't abandon your investments and quit your job without something else to move on to. It's all quite strange.
 
I'm really skeptical of the dream job. You don't start e-begging right after getting a sweet new gig. Of course you also don't abandon your investments and quit your job without something else to move on to. It's all quite strange.
Oh totally this. Remember this is the ‘dream job’ he was updating on every single interview stage with how fab it was all going, until c. 2 months ago when ALL updates suddenly dried up and, after that, not a peep. Now he announces he’s out of CofC, some rando asks ‘ooh is it THE DREAM JOB???’ - and if it HAD been the dream job escape pod, does anyone think for a minute Rhys wouldn’t have been bragging and strutting every last detail of it to the Twittersphere?

Instead we get a ‘shh’ gif - short for ‘STFU fucktard, I’m trying to get everyone to forget I ever made up a word about that nonexistent fucking fake dream job, now subscribe to my Onlyfans (of verbal diarrhoea) account, you cash cow!’
 
Not gonna lie, the whole situation is increasingly reminding me of Alison Rapp.

Obnoxious SJW uses professional Twitter account to be an obnoxious SJW? Check.

They think they're hot shit that everyone either wants to be or wants to fuck, when really they're painfully average people who lucked into everything they have? Check.

Their place of employment takes issue with their lack of productivity and tendency to run their mouth on social media? Check.

They manage to screw themselves out of their cushy gig because they refuse to behave like a professional or moderate their behavior in any way? Check.

They act like they're a martyr for losing said gig when it was really their own fault? Check.

They decide to start a Patreon to get paid for spewing their asinine garbage onto the internet? Check.

All we're missing is the part where Rhys decides to take up cosplay and show off his increasingly flabby body for an audience of terrifyingly desperate sex offenders and troons.
 
I’m team “this is a suspiciously fast exit”. Really wondering whether there is something going down with the Danny/pedo situation. We knew CoC had had enough of his shit for some time, but fleeing the country seems like a very new idea. He even bought the slums and registered Friendly Fox well after the negative employer feedback started. That makes it sound like he was planning to stay in Charleston.

Also, if you were planning to take all your shit and permanently move back to your home country, then why sell the van first? He could drive a USA van into Canada couldn’t he? (Locals, please confirm or deny?)
It would be far better for transporting your life’s possessions than a fucking Mini would. Sell it afterwards in Canada if mummy can’t fit it on her driveway, surely? Unless of course that’s not legally allowed due to MPH v KMPH or something.

It’s all a bit odd.
 
I’m team “this is a suspiciously fast exit”. Really wondering whether there is something going down with the Danny/pedo situation. We knew CoC had had enough of his shit for some time, but fleeing the country seems like a very new idea. He even bought the slums and registered Friendly Fox well after the negative employer feedback started. That makes it sound like he was planning to stay in Charleston.

Also, if you were planning to take all your shit and permanently move back to your home country, then why sell the van first? He could drive a USA van into Canada couldn’t he? (Locals, please confirm or deny?)
It would be far better for transporting your life’s possessions than a fucking Mini would. Sell it afterwards in Canada if mummy can’t fit it on her driveway, surely? Unless of course that’s not legally allowed due to MPH v KMPH or something.

It’s all a bit odd.
North American cars include km/h and m/h on their dashboards. Only differnece is which one is bigger letters. Americans/Canadians drive cars into the other country all the time.
 
I think i would pass out if the clown is refused entry, or gets arrested at the border, for some reason. In a rush it is easy to fuck
up dotting all the 'I's and crossing all the 'T's, for border crossings.

DEAR GOD!..... just imagined a cavity search!!

I just have visions now of Rhys in a dress and high on uppers with hastily applied makeup trying to get to the border by a certain time, the valves bouncing in the poor mini engine, terrified husky white pawing on the dashboard, the cops blue lights briefly appearing in the rear view mirror and so on.
 
Thanks. So it makes zero sense to sell the van before moving, right?
I think he's hurting for money. A SWB low roof ProMaster should cost ~$20k with under 50k miles. After buying up the local trailer park he was probably cash poor and got a loan on the van. I think it would have been a smarter decision to sell the Mini but Rhys hasn't yet realized that he's headed toward homelessness. I'm guessing he kept the car that was paid off and sold the van for what he owed, they keep their value.

Quick aside, isn't funny that Rhys drives a Mini ClubMAN? I thought he throws bricks at cisheteronormativity, not his hard earned money.
 
I think he's hurting for money. A SWB low roof ProMaster should cost ~$20k with under 50k miles. After buying up the local trailer park he was probably cash poor and got a loan on the van. I think it would have been a smarter decision to sell the Mini but Rhys hasn't yet realized that he's headed toward homelessness. I'm guessing he kept the car that was paid off and sold the van for what he owed, they keep their value.

Quick aside, isn't funny that Rhys drives a Mini ClubMAN? I thought he throws bricks at cisheteronormativity, not his hard earned money.
Wait, so his two vehicles were called variations of “Master“ and “Man”? And he lived on Stallion Street?

Am I awake right now..?
 
Wait, so his two vehicles were called variations of “Master“ and “Man”? And he lived on Stallion Street?

Am I awake right now..?
Congratulations, Artilleryfroth! You have won the farms today and broken my brain!
And his most notable "win" was at Dick Lane Velodrome.
Just stop, I can't take much more!!!
 
Dude's in a hurry because he is scared he is going to get arrested. I now more convinced of this. Here's a guy, who was, just a few months ago, building his very own slumlord, white trash empire. Then, wrench in the plan - his pervy, platonic roommate gets arrested. Within the span of two months, Rhys (a Canadian citizen) has 1. quit his tenured position, 2. sold his van, and is 3. rushing back up to the motherland. Why? Is he selling his bikes too? If I were a D.A., this would be looking mighty suspicious.
 
The sad thing is that with Rhys' troon status and useless degree he's actually semi-primed to re-enter Leafland and hop back into academia thanks to how fucking cucked the entire country's post-secondary education system is. His only serious barrier at the moment is the fact that he isn't black or an abbo since he's already angling for every other check-box that the fat danger-hair HR department types are excited to select.

Canada cannot get enough troons and is hellbent on making as many as possible and replacing oil with them as its primary export. Sorry USA and the world!
 
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