DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[PutridElephant]

DSP got insanely indignant one time when someone said he should color correct his streams, saying he couldn't shell out money for professional equipment that could do that. OBS supports color correction and the button for enabling it is in an obvious, straightforward place, labeled "Color Correction".

Phil really is just fundamentally unable to use his tools in a professional capacity.

On this same vein, you don't need greenscreens any more to cut yourself out of video. There is even a free version!

https://www.xsplit.com/vcam

 

[DiabeticSP]

are you saying phil mowing the lawn or when his neighbors mow their lawn cause i think we all know phil could never do anything that resembles physical labor

He has the front mowed by the HOA.

He has no back yard. He barely has a back 'patio' thats about 10 feet by six foot of concrete and features a privacy fence and I think at last sighting no furniture and two potted plants.

DSP's condo is pathetic dumbass could have a full house for what he pays someplace in flyover country with better internet.

Nothing against condos on their own but he had ZERO reason to move (besides misunderstanding how taxes work).

 

[LucyDropper]

You know, the level of anger I'm seeing from some people about the whole Anonymouse leaks really is unwarranted, if there is a report being made then that is what it is. Whether something happens or not is up in the air, I'm seeing people actually get angry that some people are thinking "this is it" or that somethings going to happen. If nothing happens either way this whole thing has been very telling, and more indulgent in the mind of the pig, in my opinion all around these leaks have been pretty good at exposing a few things and giving a look "behind the scenes" regardless of the result. There's no reason to act like a goddamn drama queen and an autist just because someone isn't handling it the way YOU want them to.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

He has the front mowed by the HOA.

He has no back yard. He barely has a back 'patio' thats about 10 feet by six foot of concrete and features a privacy fence and I think at last sighting no furniture and two potted plants.

DSP's condo is pathetic dumbass could have a full house for what he pays someplace in flyover country with better internet.

Nothing against condos on their own but he had ZERO reason to move (besides misunderstanding how taxes work).

I don't disagree but could you imagine DSP being a good home owner? It's probably best that a lot of the maintenance/upkeep is handled for him.

"What??? The real estate agent never said I had to have the roof replaced after 10 years! Why didn't they email me?"

 

[Just Use Tiger Drop]

You need only go back to 2017 for straight up unambiguous racism. Not condoning anybody troll DSP's Twitter or anything but here's the clip if anybody needs it to counter his retarded lies:

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oh my god i'm really late to this but i think i burst a blood vessel watching this. are you fucking serious? I guess the Qing dynasty is racist too...

 

[LoveXbeet]

Working Titles
The Daily Ham with DSP.
The Ear Infection with DSP.
Gin and Cherry Juice with DSP.
The Angry Snort with DSP.
Prime Pignosis with DSP.
Salt Sentinel with DSP.
Can't Blawk with DSP.

Tawking wit da kang

 

[AWorthlessHuman]

Tawking wit da kang

The Gout, the bad, and the ugly.

 

[Fill Bern El]

Yall keep fucking around and he's going to take one of these names, use it, and call it completely his idea.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

This extreme schedule autism is so bizarre. This is a prison of his own making.

 

[Jasper2K]

He acts like people care about kats make believe work "schedule", he won't shut up about it. If you don't want people speculating and talking about your "wife" stop obsessively talking about her work. Also 3 hours of gameplay with a break inbetween. Very cool, so in pig talk that means roughly 2 hours of something resembling gameplay. Loves his job and loves his wife.

 

[Covfefe]

This extreme schedule autism is so bizarre. This is a prison of his own making.

It is a perfect intersection of his oppositional-defiance, his autism, his ferocious greed, his complete stupidity regarding anything business-related, and his control freak nature. All of that filtered through the lens of his gin-soaked gambling addiction, which causes him to fuck up the former considerations and requires increasingly insane and bullshit excuses to keep his vanity and pride intact.

The schedule autism is one of my favorite aspects of Phil because it's like he is torturing himself and not only is there no benefit, it probably hurts his business.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

You know, the level of anger I'm seeing from some people about the whole Anonymouse leaks really is unwarranted, if there is a report being made then that is what it is. Whether something happens or not is up in the air, I'm seeing people actually get angry that some people are thinking "this is it" or that somethings going to happen. If nothing happens either way this whole thing has been very telling, and more indulgent in the mind of the pig, in my opinion all around these leaks have been pretty good at exposing a few things and giving a look "behind the scenes" regardless of the result. There's no reason to act like a goddamn drama queen and an autist just because someone isn't handling it the way YOU want them to.

It definitely gives more of a perspective with his "behind the scenes" verbatim that he uses. The pressure about the leaks being revealed makes it seem like it's all pointless, and don't do it but that just helps Phil out even more because he wants everything swept under the rug. We all know he's going to keep going and act like nothing ever happened.

I don't even know who we are trying to convince anymore at this point(Twitch? Normies? New fans?). Everyone not part of the nosis' or mod cocksuckers already knows what a piece of shit he is and how he runs things. You can present the whole thing, laid out right in front of them, and they still deny just like their Master. But it is fun to speculate everything about him and have 90% of it actually be true because it makes me feel better about myself, and that I'm not an insane asshole, like him.

 

[Swirling weeb]

Is this nigga dead ass calling April his month of festivities?

 

[PieceofShet]

Kat changed shift to mornings.
Kat is working TONIGHT. What are the chances she is going to the Jim?

Also, anyone can explain me why DSP talks about this shiftchange of a person WE DONT EVEN SEE, MIGHT NOT BE LIVING THERE ANYMORE... not to mention this change has no effect on his streming schedule...

And he talks about this for WEEKS NOW!

????

 

[AWorthlessHuman]

Is this nigga dead ass calling April his month of festivities?

What? you don't celebrate your Birth month? what are you, some kind of morahn? ACK ACK ACK

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Kat changed shift to mornings.
Kat is working TONIGHT. What are the chances she is going to the Jim?

Also, anyone can explain me why DSP talks about this shiftchange of a person WE DONT EVEN SEE, MIGHT NOT BE LIVING THERE ANYMORE... not to mention this change has no effect on his streming schedule...

And he talks about this for WEEKS NOW!

????

Manchild doesn't want to go see the Doc so this helps him out with this scheduling for his momma to take him there. More days of hooky from school pretending to be sick just to play videogames in his pajamas

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Kat changed shift to mornings.
Kat is working TONIGHT. What are the chances she is going to the Jim?

Also, anyone can explain me why DSP talks about this shiftchange of a person WE DONT EVEN SEE, MIGHT NOT BE LIVING THERE ANYMORE... not to mention this change has no effect on his streming schedule...

And he talks about this for WEEKS NOW!

????

I don’t know why DSP is acting like such a fucking boomer about volatile retail schedules because he worked at Best Buy and Circuit City (before he was unceremoniously fired for being absolutely dog shit at any adult task). It doesn’t take a genius or someone with infinite life experience to understand shitty low paying retail jobs jump all over the place. Why he’s trying to establish consistency with his audience is beyond me. If he had any sense he would just stick to a schedule and never talk about Kat’s schedule again because that shit doesn’t matter.

 

[LucyDropper]

It definitely gives more of a perspective with his "behind the scenes" verbatim that he uses. The pressure about the leaks being revealed makes it seem like it's all pointless, and don't do it but that just helps Phil out even more because he wants everything swept under the rug. We all know he's going to keep going and act like nothing ever happened.

I don't even know who we are trying to convince anymore at this point. Everyone not part of the nosis' or mod cocksuckers already knows what a piece of shit he is and how he runs things. You can present the whole thing, laid out right in front of them, and they still deny just like their Master. But it is fun to speculate everything about him and have 90% of it actually be true because it makes me feel better about myself, and that I'm not an insane asshole, like him.

The thing about it with me is, I actually don't really care whether the pig gets taken down or not. I'm firm with the opinion that Phil is absolutely relentless with milking this "content creation" shit even if absolutely everyone on the internet is against him, as long as he can spin it to gain sympathy he will. That's what I believe, I personally don't think this will amount to much, but I have no problems with people hoping and speculating that this might be it, it could very well could be and I could be completely wrong, I think thats the fun in it, is not knowing even if this has happened before. I think all of this information is fascinating, and I've honestly loved all the theories and thoughts that everyone has had that haven't just been yelling and screaming this isn't enough to take him down. That's just my opinion though, those people can feel free to sperg out as much as they want, they are completely free to do so.

 

[bat]

idk if this has been posted already but dsp really had the gall to put 3 ads on an unlisted fucking patreon reward video

 

[Surly Muppet]

You know, the level of anger I'm seeing from some people about the whole Anonymouse leaks really is unwarranted, if there is a report being made then that is what it is. Whether something happens or not is up in the air, I'm seeing people actually get angry that some people are thinking "this is it" or that somethings going to happen. If nothing happens either way this whole thing has been very telling, and more indulgent in the mind of the pig, in my opinion all around these leaks have been pretty good at exposing a few things and giving a look "behind the scenes" regardless of the result. There's no reason to act like a goddamn drama queen and an autist just because someone isn't handling it the way YOU want them to.

Yeah, people are welcome to try, but do so with an understanding that it is mostly likely that nothing is going to happen. Phil should have been nuked off Twitch for any number of reasons already - not 'cancel' culture stuff, but concrete, unethical violations of the ToS. They ignore everything to do with him, and appear to also pretty much ignore him (hence Tevin's return). He's a cash cow and they take their cut. Period.

The value is in that we have now confirmed:
- Phil openly and intentionally attempts to manipulate people for money
- Phil takes personal information from fans and uses it irresponsibly
- Phil is willing to lie about things for which we have concrete evidence, and about which everyone watching him knows his is lying (and he is aware of this)

We have concrete proof that he is the greasy, manipulative, abusive scammer that we theorized he was. Now is our time to laugh at everyone complicit - paypigs and Twitch included, for being complicit in allowing this vile parasite to persist. On Phil's part, he is so terrible at all of this, and so stupid and fixated on burning the money that he scams, that he will never be out of this. He'll never grow. He's human garbage. Everyone willing to latch onto him or defend him is human garbage. The cow count is exploding around the pig and we are awash in milk.

This extreme schedule autism is so bizarre. This is a prison of his own making.

The more he repeats it, the more he undermines his 'hard worker' narrative.
He just explained twice that the streams are now 1 hour of him talking/autistically rocking over a slide show, and 3 hours of gameplay by design.
And he is cutting the 'news' segment out of the prestream, but will still respond to contributions. So the prestream is an hour about him plugging ways to give him money, then counting said money, and he cut out the only part of the prestream that was ostensibly actual content. He cut everything but money-related segments.

Now we're ranting about the EVO news anyway. Because there is always room for an ego masturbation story masquerading as a news.