Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

I’ve got a live one but there was so much to post that I had to go through to find the best cream. I’m also sorry that I don’t know how to put images under spoilers yet.

If anyone finds her as laughable as I do, I can post more.

Meet Laura the Munchie. She is one of the most dramatic and entitled I’ve come across.
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Weird sick thirst pictures are normal for her
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The selfie’s kill me.

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CRY SELFIE BECAUSE THE ER IS EV
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more cry selfie
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The ER is going to let her DIE
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Why on earth would they drop her as a patient?
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Ah. That’s probably why.
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Her poor dog deserves better.
Lol the ones where she's in the parking lot debating IV fluids are funny. She's got lots of tears and a very wet looking mouth--she can go drink a powerade and a bottle of water. I pity the therapist listening to that shit and commend the doc that dumped her.

Oh lordie she's a level 2 reiki healer sun heart reiki
her youtube Laura helen Winn youtube
 
Who is keeping Autie's kid while she dances in the looney bin?

Her ex I think.

Sickly Laura loves the ER a little too much. Screenshot_20210319-181041.png


I never knew low thyroid caused you to over filter selfies as much as she does. Or that it could be so life threatening when you only need the basic starting dose.

It feels good to be back finally with decent internet again. I see Hospital Princess is still alive. Beefany is off tpn, that had to be fun to watch. SJ is still trying to prove her IQ really is 40. And Bee has some moves for someone with spastic CP.

A year into covid and none of our extremely sick subjects have managed to catch it and land a coveted vent ICU stay. Life is so unfair to us.
 
more Laura sick selfies because they amuse me
The obvious JAUNDICE is turning her white eyes slightly yellow in the warm lighting.
And how is it possible to cry without taking a selfie?
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They have the nerve to call her a HYPOCHONDRIAC? MEDICAL ABUSE.

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I too enjoy talking about upcoming surgery with my shirt off enjoying alxhol
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They are trying to KILL HER. Do you see the suffering?? Luckily she took a picture of the cry face so everyone can tell. Telling a doctor to burn in hell because you’re a fucking nutcase is pretty cool too.
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Yes. Hand on the forehead check, carefully angled and filtered selfie check, self pitying caption check, and shirt.....no check.
Like I said she posts the weirdest thirst selfies.
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more Laura sick selfies because they amuse me
The obvious JAUNDICE is turning her white eyes slightly yellow in the warm lighting.
And how is it possible to cry without taking a selfie?
more Laura sick selfies because they amuse me
The obvious JAUNDICE is turning her white eyes slightly yellow in the warm lighting.
And how is it possible to cry without taking a selfie?
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They have the nerve to call her a HYPOCHONDRIAC? MEDICAL ABUSE.

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I too enjoy talking about upcoming surgery with my shirt off enjoying alxhol
View attachment 2011741They are trying to KILL HER. Do you see the suffering?? Luckily she took a picture of the cry face so everyone can tell. Telling a doctor to burn in hell because you’re a fucking nutcase is pretty cool too.
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Yes. Hand on the forehead check, carefully angled and filtered selfie check, self pitying caption check, and shirt.....no check.
Like I said she posts the weirdest thirst selfies.
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This redhead is bananas. Unbelievable. Bullshit. She's a riot. IMO she just might be worse than the redhead that photoshops all her photos for her hair and think her name was Courtney?
 
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I’ve got a live one but there was so much to post that I had to go through to find the best cream. I’m also sorry that I don’t know how to put images under spoilers yet.

If anyone finds her as laughable as I do, I can post more.

Meet Laura the Munchie. She is one of the most dramatic and entitled I’ve come across.
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Weird sick thirst pictures are normal for her
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The selfie’s kill me.

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CRY SELFIE BECAUSE THE ER IS EV
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more cry selfie
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The ER is going to let her DIE
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Why on earth would they drop her as a patient?
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Ah. That’s probably why.
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Her poor dog deserves better.

Fat munchies that regale us with tales of how impossible it is to eat amuse me the most. As if their ailments are so severe that their giant flabby arms nary lift a morsel of sustenance to their cherubic faces for days on end? So obviously anorexic while they tip the scales with BMIs high enough to pre-qualify for a covid vaccine.

Please bitch, at least throw up your bullshit.
 
Lol the ones where she's in the parking lot debating IV fluids are funny. She's got lots of tears and a very wet looking mouth--she can go drink a powerade and a bottle of water. I pity the therapist listening to that shit and commend the doc that dumped her.

Oh lordie she's a level 2 reiki healer sun heart reiki
her youtube Laura helen Winn youtube
She's like The Fit Vegan Ginger's long lost, slightly more unhinged twin.
 
Has to be mp4 under 100 m
Still won't work. Had a friend convert the files to mp4. Tried again, now get an error message instead blank uploads. I've got a few of Sandy and Kiley argument audio clips and a couple what were presented as Matt to Sandy voicemails.

Kiley has been oddly quiet on Facebook lately. Burgeoning medical emergency?

This redhead is bananas. Unbelievable. Bullshit. She's a riot.

I cannot get over the amount of simultaneous filtering to make herself look "flawless" while explaining how sick she is? Actually sick people tend to look sick. She seems upset to have missed her opportunities as a plus-size model and is living them now...
 
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So who's the person trying to one-up the crazy redhead in the pity olympics?
It reads more like they met through a support group of some kind and the actual mother struggling with serious health issues (possibly the illness of her children, isn’t clear) just can’t put up with the redhead’s nonsense anymore.

she definitely strikes me as the kind to join all those Facebook/IRL/telegram illness support groups and latch onto the most friendly/hospitable of the bunch to leech from. These pity pics probably end up in a zillion PMs as well as her public page.
 
For all the thyroid and hormone issues, she has really clear skin! If you really want to commit to pcos, gotta grow that stache.

Okay, there has to be something with this person's mind. Yikes she's a tough hang. She posted these screenshots where she is angry that some random person didn't come over and hang out. His texts sound so gentle and reasonable and she sounds unhinged.
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Okay, there has to be something with this person's mind. Yikes she's a tough hang. She posted these screenshots where she is angry that some random person didn't come over and hang out. His texts sound so gentle and reasonable and she sounds unhinged.

Edit: sorry to double post, I thought I was adding to my last post but obviously not. I don't know how to join them up now.
"My therapist thinks you're, like, a total asshole, too!!!!!11"
 
Okay, there has to be something with this person's mind. Yikes she's a tough hang. She posted these screenshots where she is angry that some random person didn't come over and hang out. His texts sound so gentle and reasonable and she sounds unhinged.

Edit: sorry to double post, I thought I was adding to my last post but obviously not. I don't know how to join them up now.
Holy shit, this reads straight like one of those strawman comics except OP is the strawman. And why the fuck would you want someone who raped you to come to your house while you're alone and panicking? Why would you even want to be friends with them again in the first place?
 
She seems upset to have missed her opportunities as a plus-size model and is living them now...

Are you seeing the same pictures I am? Because this woman is neither pretty nor fat. Even with filters doing the lord’s work she’s completely average in the appearance department except for her red hair, which I imagine stopped getting her attention right around the same time she started faking sick.
 
I daresay that Laura might be a solid contender for the Queen of Munch title, from the selfies alone. We need a pageant...best munchie accessory, most unique condishun combo, most bizarre social media flex, most drastic procedure, etc.

Or a March Madness-type bracket! Put them head-to-head until one emerges victorious...
 
I daresay that Laura might be a solid contender for the Queen of Munch title, from the selfies alone. We need a pageant...best munchie accessory, most unique condishun combo, most bizarre social media flex, most drastic procedure, etc.

Or a March Madness-type bracket! Put them head-to-head until one emerges victorious...

Laura is definitely my new favorite munchie. She's just so objectively awful. Those text messages are over the top crazy.

It's quite a feat to top autie's flash dance in the psych ward in my mind, but Laura managed.

I do not condone cow tipping of any kind but I am very excited to see what her reaction to this thread is if she ever sees it. I know she'd have a meltdown and I am here for it.
 
Laura has apparently alienated most of her friends because of things like this. She is absolutely an awful human being which makes the Munching more hilarious.
Clearly she’s a great friend.
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I lol’ed when it was obvious that Laura was complaining about caring for her dog to a woman caring for at least 3 or 4 children (she says five human beings so I’ll assume maybe an elderly parent or spouse is included in the number).

Laura appears to be the type of psychopath who would scream at a terminal cancer patient for not running over to hold her hand because she got a wicked paper cut.
 
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