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... and what a choice you've made
 
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Anne Hyroe said:
What’s the story behind this terrible decision? :O
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Back during Web 1.0, in the before times, all sorts of online businesses were doing stupid shit for publicity. This was an online casino that made headlines for paying people to get tattoos advertising the website. Of course, it wasn't about the tattoo being a good ad; Golden Palace was clever and cynical enough to know that the real advertising would come from network news and websites reporting on how these crazy people are getting fucking face tattoos for $10k before tax. You couldn't buy ad time on news networks equivalent to the coverage you got for paying somebody to do this awful shit. "Isn't this new interwebs shit crazy?"

This was also around the time Tom Green and Jackass got on the air. The idea that ridiculous awful bullshit was acceptable or funny starting to heat up in the American zeitgeist.

If you are not a zoomer I am so sorry for being at all condescending. Hard to gauge relative irl oldfagness sometimes.
 
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Scolopendra Dramatica said:
Love me for who I cum???

Well, this one's been a slow week at Facebook tattoo disasters, nothing particularly special has stabbed my eyes this week, but I do have a few minor highlights....

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Jamal wants constructive criticism when really he wants constructive surgery on these bad boys. No hug box in the comments for him either which is exceptionally rare for this page. Poor Jamal.

Next up we have this little ditty...
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I particularly enjoyed the bizarre almost-cubist boobs and celebrating stickman privates.

Onwards and upwards, we have some classic script work...
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.... Yeah; stop. Please....

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And an all time favourite, 'only god car barge me'! Me too, fren, only god car barge me indeed. I particularly like the blowout on the top there! Did you know not even laser will take out the discoloration caused by ink hitting the fat beneath the dermis? This dude didn't either!

Now you may have to squint for this next one....
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... Well at least it will be easy to cover up.

And last but not least... Give it up for our group newbie, she's sure to make a fine addition to the party!

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.... I've met lads who learned in prison with a machine fashioned out of half an electric toothbrush and a biro, dumb enough lads who at least understood they needed at least SOME drawing experience first!
I can't wait for one of the group's residential pro's to give her some real CC and to watch this bitch kick off. She's got personal lolcow potential dripping out the wazoo, I'll be sure to keep you posted!
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I like the way faceless demon girl perfectly captures the body language of ‘insecure porn model with a bad fake tit job’.
 
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A Gay Retard said:
Back during Web 1.0, in the before times, all sorts of online businesses were doing stupid shit for publicity. This was an online casino that made headlines for paying people to get tattoos advertising the website. Of course, it wasn't about the tattoo being a good ad; Golden Palace was clever and cynical enough to know that the real advertising would come from network news and websites reporting on how these crazy people are getting fucking face tattoos for $10k before tax. You couldn't buy ad time on news networks equivalent to the coverage you got for paying somebody to do this awful shit. "Isn't this new interwebs shit crazy?"

This was also around the time Tom Green and Jackass got on the air. The idea that ridiculous awful bullshit was acceptable or funny starting to heat up in the American zeitgeist.

If you are not a zoomer I am so sorry for being at all condescending. Hard to gauge relative irl oldfagness sometimes.
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There was also a few people who legally changed their names for money too. Pretty sure that came first because they got a lot of coverage themselves, and that's a step down from tattooing that shit across your forehead. Oh, and there was also that couple that "sold" the right to name their baby on the internet too. Goddamn I feel old.
 
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Ugh. Goat Satan Peter reminds me of a better life because it's so awful.

I don't want people to be out or unable to get a job just because they have a tattoo on their arm.

However, I honestly missed the days where getting tattoos wasn't mainstream. When people actually gave thought to what they wanted to get and it would generally have meaning.

Not every tattoo has to have meaning but it's getting to a point where people just get these fucked up designs permanently like we're all supposed to laugh and be in on the joke.

I remember seeing a dude on the bus. Super soy white guy. He was accompanied by a black girl who obviously had all the power in the relationship.

'Yolanda' all caps with giant hearts all over it, on his neck.

No wonder he worked at McDonald's (probably forever).

I knew a guy who made his wife get 'sweet pussy' right above her pubes.

These are the types of things that just shouldn't exist and the fact that at one point people thought these god awful tattoos should be appreciated is ridiculous.

You ever see a really pretty girl and then see her in a low cut top and realize not only is her whole chest covered in a super dark cheap design but her whole body is covered with video game and cat tattoos? Shit like that would make me run and never come back. I know someone with 8 cats and has all of them in little animated form all over her body. Like just why? No one needs 8 cats anyway.....

Just because someone can draw it, even draw it well, doesn't mean it should be on your body.

Portraits are the worst. It's like tattoo artists have gotten lazy because they know they can charge people for absolute crap and they'll pay.
 
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