Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.5%

  • Total voters
    2,597
I too can probably eat a whole package of Oreos in one setting. It’s not that special (or a particularly good idea). Try again.

I can just imagine Russ’s entire list of reading material being his own ā€œbooksā€ and that stupid laughable attempt at a screenplay.

Also, do you guys think Russ goes to brothels? (Sarcasm)
 
I know it's been addressed before, but I hate how he uses "cool".

"I write cool songs." "I wrote a cool op-ed." Ignoring the fact that neither of those things could really be considered "cool" in the way that normal humans use that word, anyone who describes themselves or their work as "cool" is absolutely not cool. Not to mention that nobody past high school really should give a fuck about whether or not they're "cool".
 
When he’s referring to his screenplay, does he mean the one set in the Holocaust? Because I don’t think I’d describe a Holocaust script as ā€œsuch a catchy thingā€, but obviously I’m not a cool dude like Rusty.
I think yes, but Russ describes everything he does as "cool" or "catchy" or similar. He sends emails and calls them "super cool." Nothing he does is normal. Everything is the greatest or coolest. He's like Donald Trump in that regard, which may explain why he was a Trump fanboy until he sent his book to the White House and Taylor Swift wasn't arrested and immediately ordered to fuck him.

Also, do you guys think Russ goes to brothels? (Sarcasm)
I've seen guys who openly admit they hire prostitutes, but Russ is the only person I've seen who thinks it's an accomplishment and something to brag about.
 
When he’s referring to his screenplay, does he mean the one set in the Holocaust? Because I don’t think I’d describe a Holocaust script as ā€œsuch a catchy thingā€, but obviously I’m not a cool dude like Rusty.
I'm guessing the plot of that would involve Russ overreacting to his 6 millionth rejection
 
Why does he think eating a whole package of Oreos in one sitting is impressive rather than a one-way ticket to Dr. Now's office?
He thinks everything he does is impressive. That's why he brags about working in a office and working for a large company. He's impressed by those things, and he can't conceive that other people see things differently, so therefore we should all be impressed to and if we're not we obviously hate the disabled.
 
Things I love: Hot girls
Straight males don't feel the need to emphasize this, Russ lists it first, and mentions his love of purchasing poon not once, not twice, but three times.
I can't tell if it's due to recent reveals, but by reading this I can't help but feel that Russ comes across as so obviously gay.
If that just seems as normal hyper red-blooded male behavior, he shatters all doubt by bragging about how he can deep throat an entire shaft of black cream filled cock-ies.
 
Things I love: Hot girls
Straight males don't feel the need to emphasize this, Russ lists it first, and mentions his love of purchasing poon not once, not twice, but three times.
I can't tell if it's due to recent reveals, but by reading this I can't help but feel that Russ comes across as so obviously gay.
If that just seems as normal hyper red-blooded male behavior, he shatters all doubt by bragging about how he can deep throat an entire shaft of black cream filled cock-ies.
He's said he's bi before, but he prefers women. But he obviously doesn't want to be seen as gay, because then some 9 or 10 hottie who's looking for someone to control her life share her life with might pass him up and get with some fat guy who doesn't deserve her.
 
I've seen guys who openly admit they hire prostitutes, but Russ is the only person I've seen who thinks it's an accomplishment and something to brag about.
yes, they're usually helping the police with their enquiries, having had their bank account emptied at knifepoint, had a kidney removed from them, and been left for dead
 
Why does he think eating a whole package of Oreos in one sitting is impressive rather than a one-way ticket to Dr. Now's office?
Better yet--why is all that personal stuff even on Yelp? What the hell do those questions have to do with writing reviews for businesses? I take it Yelp is gunning for Buzzfeed Lite or something equally stupid.

Is there a way to find out if Russell uses Yelp as a dating app? He uses LinkedIn for one so why not this?
 
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