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Chewing Character said:
Kevin's hairline is likely receding due to poor care; by his own admission, he only lets water touch his scalp once a month and wears a shower cap during every other shower. I think regardless of hormones, the sheer amount of grease and unshed hair that would come from one month without washing would impede growth.

HRT does help with hair regrowth, but it is extremely YMMV and will also make you grow bitchtits, which regular guys don't want. Some MTFs get entire scalps back, while others don't regrow anything. I think the idea of Wedge, whose income consists of Onlyfans and part time shelf stocking, buying a realistic toupee (rather than just wearing a wig or being #BaldandBeautiful) is unlikely. A possible alternative is the type of hair spraypaint that Chantal Foodie Beauty uses.
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I’ve been thinking about this, Kevin had mentioned studies about excessive showers damaging your skins natural layers, but is there a limit to that?
 
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Pampered Degenerate said:
The way things are going, I wouldn't be surprised if there's a tranny Queen in the next few decades.
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The good thing is that the monarch is the head of the Church of England and so won't be able to take the throne if he's a troon.
The bad thing is that the Church of England will just roll over on that, like it has on every social issue since King Henry VIII.
 
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Boris Blank's glass eye said:
No, much older. These ones are specifically about SuperStraights, those were specifically about the "terven menace" and "bigoted trans-exclusionary lesbians". They were also much more graphic in nature. I think I haven't visited that thread since page 990 and catching up would be a lot of time.
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Here's one of the more notorious ones. Twitter approved from the right side of history.
 
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glass_houses said:
Having to rely on care services is fucking bullshit. It's pure humiliation and gall. Not being able to shop or cook or clean for yourself... to perform the absolute basics of being an adult... it's utterly crushing and soul degrading. It does get worse- you could need people to perform bodily care if you are physically disabled to that degree- but still, having to depend on any sort of care service is demoralising and humiliating. Even if the care service personnel are nothing but compassionate and professional, if you don't want them there (even if you need them) they can feel incredibly invasive and intrusive, no matter how good they are at their job.

The fact that Wedgie wants home care service is absolutely fucking bewildering.
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Uhmmmmmm ackshually you don't know what you're talking about. Being a dainty trans invalid is nothing but bliss and validation. Just ask Yanny-boy:

DoublechinFTW said:
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If you didn’t call, why are they there? Who did? I wonder if MY did for him. Also, when the cop he keeps referring to has enough, I wonder if the cop can push a defamation suit, or harassment, at least? If I was the cop, I would discuss with my wife, “come out as bisexual, and sue that thing for making your life hard.”
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Marshal Mannerheim said:
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🎶 God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save our Queen!
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
God save the Queen! 🎶
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Speaking of trannies and God Save the Queen...

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But in Britain we don't win many gold medals at the Olympics… because we've chosen not to! It's a political statement! Because we hate our national anthem. Because it's “God Save the Queen,” you see? “God Save the Queen.” Now the Queen lives in a very big house, she has barbed wire outside, and people with guns in front of that. That's one saved fucking queen, I'll tell you! That's the problem! She's overly saved! She has no idea of the struggle of human existence. We have to work for a living, raise a family… we don't have nannies all running around the place. It's what you've got to do in your life, you know? So it's "God Save the Queen." No! It's too saved. It's "God Attack the Queen," that's what it should be!
God attack the Queen​
Send big dogs after her​
That bite her bum​
Let them chase after her and rip her knickers off...​
That'd be fantastic! Then she'd have to fight the crazy dog with a handbag with a brick inside of it.
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Marshal Mannerheim said:
Has anyone tried telling him that passing and looking like a biker are mutually exclusive?
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Eddie Izzard has never really cared about passing. Hell he called himself a transvestite for most of his career. He's only recently come out as transgender complete with pronouns... but you'd think after decades of making "wearing makeup" part of his shtick he'd manage to do it better now that he's "a woman".
 
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Here's one of the more notorious ones. Twitter approved from the right side of history.
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I prefer this timeline;

A Cowboy, an Indian and a transman are sitting in a bar. The Indian bows his head in sadness and says, "We were once many, but now we are few." The transman says joyfully, "We were once few, but now we are many!" The Cowboy takes a sip of his beer and says, "That's because we haven't played Cowboys and transmen yet..."
 
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