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Hey, I'm Xenomorph666. I was the troll back in 2016, been lurking on this thread for quite a while and figured I could contribute on the topic.

http://05command.wikidot.com/forum/t-2028660/disciplinary-the-xenomorph666

I was one of those typical SCP community members, trying to express my creativity by writing SCPs, despite my idea being always turned down. The reason I decided to troll SCP was at first, for the lulz. I made the mistake of using my school board email to log-into SCP chat under a alt to troll them. I got caught, banned, blah blah blah.

Procyonlotor at the time, who I remember at the time was this "asshole" who seems to talk shit to people like me, trolls. The type of person who wants to be a asshole to them because they are "in the right." for the situation. When procyonlotor got my real email address and the school board email adress, and threatened to tell my school to get me suspended, I wasn't scared. However, I decided to continue trolling SCP, mainly for the lulz and as a "fuck you" thing to the community, especially the staff. My IRL situation has been going downhill, and trolling SCP has also been a way to distract my self from other problems. I've made many burner wikidot accounts and when my application gets accepted, shit will happen. 100% of the time the staff won't know its me behind it. I also do a lot of trolling in both Site 17 and 19, with burner email addresses and public internet where the staff can't really do shit.

Latest troll i did was around the end of 2020, but it ain't a frequent obsession thing because unlike SCP, I actually had a life. I was ironically more obsessed with SCP when I was still a member then when I trolled SCP.

Also if your wondering, Prcocyonlotor never succeeded in getting me suspended. I'm guessing probably because the school doesn't care what I do online. And second reason ironically, is that I got suspended in 2017 for a completely unrelated reason, and Procyonlotor's furry-ass tried to report me after I got suspended. (Assuming he actually tried to reach out to my school board).

I have no regret trolling SCP, especially seeing the type of community they became now. People call trolls with no life other then being online, but I had a life, but being a troll is the only thing they saw me do. I'm a grown adult now but I still like to get shit and giggles on asshole communities like the next guy.


TL;DR: I trolled SCP, got banned, staff tried to get me suspended but failed, and I've been trolling till this day.
 
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meinkraft said:
Hey, I'm Xenomorph666. I was the troll back in 2016, been lurking on this thread for quite a while and figured I could contribute on the topic.

http://05command.wikidot.com/forum/t-2028660/disciplinary-the-xenomorph666

I was one of those typical SCP community members, trying to express my creativity by writing SCPs, despite my idea being always turned down. The reason I decided to troll SCP was at first, for the lulz. I made the mistake of using my school board email to log-into SCP chat under a alt to troll them. I got caught, banned, blah blah blah.

Procyonlotor at the time, who I remember at the time was this "asshole" who seems to talk shit to people like me, trolls. The type of person who wants to be a asshole to them because they are "in the right." for the situation. When procyonlotor got my real email address and the school board email adress, and threatened to tell my school to get me suspended, I wasn't scared. However, I decided to continue trolling SCP, mainly for the lulz and as a "fuck you" thing to the community, especially the staff. My IRL situation has been going downhill, and trolling SCP has also been a way to distract my self from other problems. I've made many burner wikidot accounts and when my application gets accepted, shit will happen. 100% of the time the staff won't know its me behind it. I also do a lot of trolling in both Site 17 and 19, with burner email addresses and public internet where the staff can't really do shit.

Latest troll i did was around the end of 2020, but it ain't a frequent obsession thing because unlike SCP, I actually had a life. I was ironically more obsessed with SCP when I was still a member then when I trolled SCP.

Also if your wondering, Prcocyonlotor never succeeded in getting me suspended. I'm guessing probably because the school doesn't care what I do online. And second reason ironically, is that I got suspended in 2017 for a completely unrelated reason, and Procyonlotor's furry-ass tried to report me after I got suspended. (Assuming he actually tried to reach out to my school board).

I have no regret trolling SCP, especially seeing the type of community they became now. People call trolls with no life other then being online, but I had a life, but being a troll is the only thing they saw me do. I'm a grown adult now but I still like to get shit and giggles on asshole communities like the next guy.


TL;DR: I trolled SCP, got banned, staff tried to get me suspended but failed, and I've been trolling till this day.
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Holy crap this is a blast from the past. Funny seeing you on this side of the barricades.
 
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meinkraft said:
Hey, I'm Xenomorph666. I was the troll back in 2016, been lurking on this thread for quite a while and figured I could contribute on the topic.

http://05command.wikidot.com/forum/t-2028660/disciplinary-the-xenomorph666

I was one of those typical SCP community members, trying to express my creativity by writing SCPs, despite my idea being always turned down. The reason I decided to troll SCP was at first, for the lulz. I made the mistake of using my school board email to log-into SCP chat under a alt to troll them. I got caught, banned, blah blah blah.

Procyonlotor at the time, who I remember at the time was this "asshole" who seems to talk shit to people like me, trolls. The type of person who wants to be a asshole to them because they are "in the right." for the situation. When procyonlotor got my real email address and the school board email adress, and threatened to tell my school to get me suspended, I wasn't scared. However, I decided to continue trolling SCP, mainly for the lulz and as a "fuck you" thing to the community, especially the staff. My IRL situation has been going downhill, and trolling SCP has also been a way to distract my self from other problems. I've made many burner wikidot accounts and when my application gets accepted, shit will happen. 100% of the time the staff won't know its me behind it. I also do a lot of trolling in both Site 17 and 19, with burner email addresses and public internet where the staff can't really do shit.

Latest troll i did was around the end of 2020, but it ain't a frequent obsession thing because unlike SCP, I actually had a life. I was ironically more obsessed with SCP when I was still a member then when I trolled SCP.

Also if your wondering, Prcocyonlotor never succeeded in getting me suspended. I'm guessing probably because the school doesn't care what I do online. And second reason ironically, is that I got suspended in 2017 for a completely unrelated reason, and Procyonlotor's furry-ass tried to report me after I got suspended. (Assuming he actually tried to reach out to my school board).

I have no regret trolling SCP, especially seeing the type of community they became now. People call trolls with no life other then being online, but I had a life, but being a troll is the only thing they saw me do. I'm a grown adult now but I still like to get shit and giggles on asshole communities like the next guy.


TL;DR: I trolled SCP, got banned, staff tried to get me suspended but failed, and I've been trolling till this day.
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The fact that the SCP community tolerates an admin abusing IRC to dox kids is the biggest indictment of SCP as a whole. What a scumbag.
 
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meinkraft said:
Hey, I'm Xenomorph666. I was the troll back in 2016, been lurking on this thread for quite a while and figured I could contribute on the topic.

http://05command.wikidot.com/forum/t-2028660/disciplinary-the-xenomorph666

I was one of those typical SCP community members, trying to express my creativity by writing SCPs, despite my idea being always turned down. The reason I decided to troll SCP was at first, for the lulz. I made the mistake of using my school board email to log-into SCP chat under a alt to troll them. I got caught, banned, blah blah blah.

Procyonlotor at the time, who I remember at the time was this "asshole" who seems to talk shit to people like me, trolls. The type of person who wants to be a asshole to them because they are "in the right." for the situation. When procyonlotor got my real email address and the school board email adress, and threatened to tell my school to get me suspended, I wasn't scared. However, I decided to continue trolling SCP, mainly for the lulz and as a "fuck you" thing to the community, especially the staff. My IRL situation has been going downhill, and trolling SCP has also been a way to distract my self from other problems. I've made many burner wikidot accounts and when my application gets accepted, shit will happen. 100% of the time the staff won't know its me behind it. I also do a lot of trolling in both Site 17 and 19, with burner email addresses and public internet where the staff can't really do shit.

Latest troll i did was around the end of 2020, but it ain't a frequent obsession thing because unlike SCP, I actually had a life. I was ironically more obsessed with SCP when I was still a member then when I trolled SCP.

Also if your wondering, Prcocyonlotor never succeeded in getting me suspended. I'm guessing probably because the school doesn't care what I do online. And second reason ironically, is that I got suspended in 2017 for a completely unrelated reason, and Procyonlotor's furry-ass tried to report me after I got suspended. (Assuming he actually tried to reach out to my school board).

I have no regret trolling SCP, especially seeing the type of community they became now. People call trolls with no life other then being online, but I had a life, but being a troll is the only thing they saw me do. I'm a grown adult now but I still like to get shit and giggles on asshole communities like the next guy.


TL;DR: I trolled SCP, got banned, staff tried to get me suspended but failed, and I've been trolling till this day.
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If it's actually you, welcome to the Farms, Xeno. I doubt you have logs of what happened, but they would be nice to have if you do. It's pretty pathetic for Procyon to try to hurt your personal life for Internet trolling.
 
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I’ve got a few videos based on the materials buried across what is soon to be multiple hundreds of pages in this thread. Want to be a feature?
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If it's actually you, welcome to the Farms, Xeno. I doubt you have logs of what happened, but they would be nice to have if you do. It's pretty pathetic for Procyon to try to hurt your personal life for Internet trolling.
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BurnerPhone said:
The fact that the SCP community tolerates an admin abusing IRC to dox kids is the biggest indictment of SCP as a whole. What a scumbag.
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Exactly, looking back the only thing I regret is not trolling those asshole staff hard enough.
 
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meinkraft said:
Hey, I'm Xenomorph666. I was the troll back in 2016, been lurking on this thread for quite a while and figured I could contribute on the topic.

http://05command.wikidot.com/forum/t-2028660/disciplinary-the-xenomorph666

I was one of those typical SCP community members, trying to express my creativity by writing SCPs, despite my idea being always turned down. The reason I decided to troll SCP was at first, for the lulz. I made the mistake of using my school board email to log-into SCP chat under a alt to troll them. I got caught, banned, blah blah blah.

Procyonlotor at the time, who I remember at the time was this "asshole" who seems to talk shit to people like me, trolls. The type of person who wants to be a asshole to them because they are "in the right." for the situation. When procyonlotor got my real email address and the school board email adress, and threatened to tell my school to get me suspended, I wasn't scared. However, I decided to continue trolling SCP, mainly for the lulz and as a "fuck you" thing to the community, especially the staff. My IRL situation has been going downhill, and trolling SCP has also been a way to distract my self from other problems. I've made many burner wikidot accounts and when my application gets accepted, shit will happen. 100% of the time the staff won't know its me behind it. I also do a lot of trolling in both Site 17 and 19, with burner email addresses and public internet where the staff can't really do shit.

Latest troll i did was around the end of 2020, but it ain't a frequent obsession thing because unlike SCP, I actually had a life. I was ironically more obsessed with SCP when I was still a member then when I trolled SCP.

Also if your wondering, Prcocyonlotor never succeeded in getting me suspended. I'm guessing probably because the school doesn't care what I do online. And second reason ironically, is that I got suspended in 2017 for a completely unrelated reason, and Procyonlotor's furry-ass tried to report me after I got suspended. (Assuming he actually tried to reach out to my school board).

I have no regret trolling SCP, especially seeing the type of community they became now. People call trolls with no life other then being online, but I had a life, but being a troll is the only thing they saw me do. I'm a grown adult now but I still like to get shit and giggles on asshole communities like the next guy.


TL;DR: I trolled SCP, got banned, staff tried to get me suspended but failed, and I've been trolling till this day.
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hey i remember you. it's me, JapBaub
 
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Gar For Archer said:
What did Cimmerian do? I thought he was still actively involved with SCP shit.
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Cimmerian was permanently banned from all SCP contests for an incident during the first 72 Hour Jam Contest, where he sent over 600 unsolicited Wikidot PMs shilling his articles in an effort to boost his vote count. He hasn't gotten along very well with staff since then, but he's still become one of the most recognizable wiki members due to his YouTube channel, which I assume is what Roget/Harmony is referencing, but I'm not sure.
 
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Gar For Archer said:
What did Cimmerian do? I thought he was still actively involved with SCP shit.
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Cimmerian got railroaded off the site (for valid and invalid rationales) and responded by setting up the biggest media presence not the least bit under their thumb and sending out counterprogramming to their otherwise pretty solid grip on the wider community’s media producers.

As long as Volgun is at least lukewarm to them, they’re in a pretty strong position even with Cimm out there.
 
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Cimmerian got railroaded off the site (for valid and invalid rationales) and responded by setting up the biggest media presence not the least bit under their thumb and sending out counterprogramming to their otherwise pretty solid grip on the wider community’s media producers.

As long as Volgun is at least lukewarm to them, they’re in a pretty strong position even with Cimm out there.
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Is Volgun even in good graces with the SCP royalty? I vaguely remember an incident from a while back where he was “caught” doing some work for RPC stuff (be it providing assets or voiceover for something or other, I don’t remember) and SCP staff got on his case, to which he responded that they had no business dipping their noses in what he chooses to do. But these are just vague memories so my impression could very well be off.
 
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Gar For Archer said:
Is Volgun even in good graces with the SCP royalty? I vaguely remember an incident from a while back where he was “caught” doing some work for RPC stuff (be it providing assets or voiceover for something or other, I don’t remember) and SCP staff got on his case, to which he responded that they had no business dipping their noses in what he chooses to do. But these are just vague memories so my impression could very well be off.
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He’s in their “good graces” after that because his brand is bigger than the SCP Wiki itself and they both know it, that’s why they’re always desperately trying to assimilate him just a little bit more and then a little bit more than that into their system. They want to control everyone so wrongthink like that can’t happen again.
 
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Gar For Archer said:
Is Volgun even in good graces with the SCP royalty? I vaguely remember an incident from a while back where he was “caught” doing some work for RPC stuff (be it providing assets or voiceover for something or other, I don’t remember) and SCP staff got on his case, to which he responded that they had no business dipping their noses in what he chooses to do. But these are just vague memories so my impression could very well be off.
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He made RPC's logo (which outclasses SCP's) and gave them a lot of visibility in the early days. Wouldn't surprise me if SCP staff got mad about that.
 
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He made RPC's logo (which outclasses SCP's) and gave them a lot of visibility in the early days. Wouldn't surprise me if SCP staff got mad about that.
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Oh they were but they had to hold back from giving him the RU license treatment because he actually had the capability to hit back in a meaningful way. That’s the only deterrent they’ve ever respected, let alone boundaries
 
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Unrelated to the current discussion, but I think it's funny. I went to check on my Wikidot account today, and saw this in my inbox:
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Apparently Wikidot has "hot singles in your area" spam accounts now.
 
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