US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Corpun]

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She also called you a racist Joe, but keep falling down so she can pound you in the ass with her police baton strap-on.



In lighter news, this was refreshing from GA:

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Eat shit Raffensperg. I hope to see more RINOs primaried in the coming years.

I wonder what the reactions gonna be when she gets voted out.

I've heard a theory Pelosi is orchestrating the entire thing in a bid for Presidency as she is retiring from the House soon. Considering the amount of tard wrangling she already does, tard wrangling or getting House to impeach President Cockala in a bid for presidency isn't far off for that looney bat. Though without Pelosi or Schumer I expect the Squad they enabled will kill or split the DNC.

 

[Sekirodiealot]

Eat shit Raffensperg. I hope to see more RINOs primaried in the coming years.

I've heard a theory Pelosi is orchestrating the entire thing in a bid for Presidency as she is retiring from the House soon. Considering the amount of tard wrangling she already does, tard wrangling or getting House to impeach President Cockala in a bid for presidency isn't far off for that looney bat. Though without Pelosi or Schumer I expect the Squad they enabled will kill or split the DNC.

Probably split the DNC. Could the DNC be reformed?

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Probably split the DNC. Could the DNC be reformed?

No. They're owned by the establishment and the progressives.

 

[XYZpdq]

in deeds

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DEEEDS FUKKIN PAPISTS

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

They think it's part of one's belief system.

If you are on the left, you are good. If you are on the right, you are bad. Your actual behavior does not determine good or bad.

Anything that BLM does is justified because they are oppressed, even burn, loot, and murder.

Voting for Trump, even if you are a nice person in deeds that never hurt anyone and gives time and money to charity, makes you a horrible racist that wants to keep oppressing black people.

The same way objective facts are now racist because obviously science and math are rooted in white supremacist ideals.

Remember, if you are a Trump supporter that does nice things for your neighbor, you are trying to buy/guilt them into loyalty; just like Nazi Germany!

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So by their own logic, Trump is moral because he doesn't believe in things like genocide? What does he believe in particularly that would make him a bad person?

 

[Corpun]

Probably split the DNC. Could the DNC be reformed?

No. They're owned by the establishment and the progressives.

No, the DNC is somehow worst than establishment GOP.

 

[It's HK-47]

 

[Garm]

Just going from leftists I've seen, they hate the white working and middle classes the most. They hardly focus any energy on the rich. They worship multi-millionaire celebrities while at the same time deriding capitalism as oppressive.

To them, if if you're not a poor or rich white person but in the middle, you deserve the most contempt and you have the most privilege, for some odd reason.

I have come to the belief that most Liberal causes have been been subverted by the Oligarchy. So any dumbass in college can't figure out how what he is working on actually supports the rich and powerful while fucking over everyone else.

Another explanation might be that leftists are just spoiled middle class kids who think they have street cred in their gated community because they listen to rap in their dads prius. They go after the people that oppress them personally, but cannot fathom what actual oppression looks like.

Eat shit Raffensperg. I hope to see more RINOs primaried in the coming years.

I've heard a theory Pelosi is orchestrating the entire thing in a bid for Presidency as she is retiring from the House soon. Considering the amount of tard wrangling she already does, tard wrangling or getting House to impeach President Cockala in a bid for presidency isn't far off for that looney bat. Though without Pelosi or Schumer I expect the Squad they enabled will kill or split the DNC.

That seems unlikely. Turning on a black empowered qween like Kamala is a good way for Pelosi to be chased out of politics. Especially since she couldn't get Trump out of office on two separate occasions.

She would be a lame duck before she the ink was dry.

 

[ditto]

I mean, just out of instinct, usually if people see an old man stumbling they rush to help him, especially if he's nearly about to fall down the stairs.

Rushing toward the president might be dangerous. Especiialy if the secret service are feeling jittery that day.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

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I want to give you a winner so bad.

 

[Salubrious]

So by their own logic, Trump is moral because he doesn't believe in things like genocide? What does he believe in particularly that would make him a bad person?

It's not what he believes; it's what he does NOT believe.

If you are on their side, you MIGHT be good. If you are not on their side, you are always evil no matter what.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Really? Some of you just see something that tickles your confirmation bias and it makes you blind to obvious satire. Not you two, you at least questioned it.


@greengrilledcheese Should write for the Babylon Bee.

The bee steals our content on the regular, I think they owe Null some money IMHO.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Isn't Biden a devout Catholic? This can't be good.

I've seen more devout Catholics in a Malaysian mosque.

 

[Kane Lives]

Just going from leftists I've seen, they hate the white working and middle classes the most. They hardly focus any energy on the rich. They worship multi-millionaire celebrities while at the same time deriding capitalism as oppressive.

To them, if if you're not a poor or rich white person but in the middle, you deserve the most contempt and you have the most privilege, for some odd reason.

Exactly why I lost all respect for the leftists in my circles.

"MUH WHITEY MUH OPPRESSION MUH TRUMPTARDS"
Minutes later:
"HAVE YOU SEEN THAT POC DISNEY IS PUTTING IN?"

Or my favourite:
"I think America should boycott all palm oil from <X nation>."
"Why?"
"<Muh environment sperging>"
"Then what should they plant?"
"Iunno, it's their problem."

NIGGER, HOW ARE YOU GOING TO CONVINCE PEOPLE TO GO GREEN IF YOU DONT OFFER SOLUTIONS?

 

[XYZpdq]

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another clear argument why we need Semper Fidelis back

 

[Corpun]

I have come to the belief that most Liberal causes have been been subverted by the Oligarchy. So any dumbass in college can't figure out how what he is working on actually supports the rich and powerful while fucking over everyone else.

There is actually some truth to this. Check out when IdPol came into common usage, it coincides with the Occupy Wall Street movement.

 

[Grandpa Simpson]

There is actually some truth to this. Check out when IdPol came into common usage, it coincides with the Occupy Wall Street movement.

Well yeah, you can't criticize multinationals that exploit child/slave labor anymore because their corporate logo is rainbow flag now and they donated to BLM which actually just funnels into the ActBlue DNC coffers. They bought the whole Idpol thing hook line and sinker.