Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

I’m sure I’m not the first to say this, but some of Anna’s clothes would look adorable on a skinny, even skinny fat early 20’s tiktok influencer. Some of what she buys is straight up ugly, but some of it is just inappropriate for her. If you remember that 2000’s show What Not to Wear, their fashion was pretty oppressive and most women at the end just looked the exact same, but people sort of threw the baby out with the bathwater. Now people consider any notion of what is age appropriate or flattering oppressive, and that leads to women Anna’s age, thin and fat, looking like clowns without a care in the world.
 
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Anna was an obese child; during her formative years stylish clothing options were probably pretty limited.

A lot of fashionable people develop their sense of style through trial and error, especially during their teens and early twenties. It’s not effortless— you have to understand what looks bad on you to recognize what looks good and then translate that to whatever look you want to achieve.

The problem with Anna is that very little looks good on her, and during the crucial years when she would have been developing a sense of style there wouldn't have been much available. She may have felt so shut out from the very ideas of fashion or personal style, she just didn't bother.

Because Anna was a fat girl with limited options and no artistic talent, she never developed any taste when it comes to her appearance.

Don't forget--she was also the obese child of an obese mother, and back then adult women's plus-size fashion choices were a lot more limited as well. So her own mother was probably used to making do with whatever fit and was appropriate, rather than develop a style of her own, and thus had nothing to teach Anna when it came to how to dress.

There are certain colors that Anna has gravitated to that she looks good in, which makes me wonder if she "got her colors done" by some Mormon housewife doing those Color Me Beautiful consultations. Because, given how bad she can make herself look, and the fact she has no taste at all, I don't think she figured those out on her own.

She copies from other, more put together women but always seems to miss some crucial step, whether it be proportion, color, or fabric choice.

Yeh, and she hasn't got a clue how to accessorize. When you're as much of a fitting challenge as she is, and have so few good, ready-made options, the best defense is to have a massive wardrobe of accessories.

(In fact, were I to get into any sort of plus-size fashion startup, I wouldn't bother with any but the most basic clothes, and would focus on a line of accessories sized and scaled for fatties. It's a really underserved niche. )

She doesn’t seem to understand clothes and fashion at all which makes her little “fashion history” schoolmarming all the more confounding.

Her "fashion history" lectures are just pure cringe. They all come off as if she spent 10 minutes on Wikipedia, 10 minutes before turning on the camera or posting to Insta.
 
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I think this is the one that somehow bothers me the most. Like, I get that at Anna's size it must be next to impossible to find bras that fit given her insanely disproportionate huge-band-size-tiny-tits measurements, but for crying out loud - her side fat overhang is so extreme the rolls are fucking touching over the bra band.

Lingerie companies are throwing products at you, and you couldn't find a bra that actually fits you? Not exactly a great endorsement of the brand, Anna...
There are defiitely online subscription stores like Adoreme.com where she can get a huge band/small cup cute bras just not bougie enough for this Unicorn🦄
 
So Anna really relates to this...
Why? She benefits from ridiculous privilege, to the point where she can just leave when things get bad in Austin. I hate virtue signaling
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Re: Anna's lack of taste- y'all seem to be forgetting that Anna's whole thing is "'Big girls' can wear whatever they want." Remember that "flattering" is a dirty word in BoPo circles. It's fatphobic to say plus size women should dress for their body type. Being expected to cover lumps and bumps and flabby extra parts is oppressive (and probably racist somehow). I agree that she's utterly ignorant when it comes to fashion. But she wears things that don't fit properly and showcase her worst features on purpose. She's showing big girls how to be confident in anything (even if it's something no one should be wearing). I agree that she should move on from that, but she won't.
Love how she can only showcase two reps of each exercise, since they're way too challenging for her. She even struggles in the few movements she shows.
They're too challenging, and she can't do them at her size. Her form is terrible, but it's not like she could improve it- there's too much fat in the way. I'm still waiting for a catastrophic injury, but I guess she avoids that by only exercising for a few minutes every once in awhile.
 
HAES, yall! Look how much she is struggling to hoist herself up and over that platform that's about 3 inches off the ground, while using the bars with both hands. JFC, Anna. Her expression looks like she is actively dying from the exertion. The video is also sped up.


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What's that giant red blotch on her face? Doesn't look like normal redness from sweating. Staph infection saga when?

These "workout" showcase videos are dumb and pointless when she ubereats 5000 calories afterwards.

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HAES, yall! Look how much she is struggling to hoist herself up and over that platform that's about 3 inches off the ground, while using the bars with both hands. JFC, Anna. Her expression looks like she is actively dying from the exertion. The video is also sped up.


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What's that giant red blotch on her face? Doesn't look like normal redness from sweating. Staph infection saga when?

These "workout" showcase videos are dumb and pointless when she ubereats 5000 calories afterwards.

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Medfags correct me if I'm wrong, but at her size doesn't she straight up need to lose weight first via diet changes before even worrying about a workout regimen? Like maybe do some very boring simple zero impact stuff or whatever, but mostly get some of the strain off her joints and organs, THEN worry about jumping around? It seems like she's risking bedbound-saga level injury fucking around for the camera like this.
 
She should be doing chair excercises, light walking, and swimming. Doing jumping is going to wreck her legs joints, from hips down to ankle.
She not really exercising, just doing a minute for the camera. It’s still dangerous for anybody who sees her and thinks, “I can do that too.” And for her, even with two jumps, she putting pressure on her knees they can’t take.

No way she’s not going to injure herself.
 
Swimming, walking & chair stuff with resistance bands would be my choices at her weight. She's shown a lot of bathing suits & cover ups to go with them; why doesn't she put them to use?

That face sore - she had a cut or zit or something there last week & it's really blown up. Wouldn't hurt to have her doctor check it out.
 
Hardcore Alcoholism confirmed via the DTs:

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(One more edit for opinion: I'm know there are other things that can cause tremors but with Anna this is the most likely one in my opinion. I highly doubt she's taking shake-inducing Wellbutrin, or is in early Parkinson's, multiple sclerosis, or any other one of the few diseases that cause tremors. I don't know of any obesity-related illnesses that can cause tremors.)
 
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Hardcore Alcoholism confirmed via the DTs:

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(One more edit for opinion: I'm know there are other things that can cause tremors but with Anna this is the most likely one in my opinion. I highly doubt she's taking shake-inducing Wellbutrin, or is in early Parkinson's, multiple sclerosis, or any other one of the few diseases that cause tremors. I don't know of any obesity-related illnesses that can cause tremors.)
"Shakey hands" seems too serious to just throw out there so casually. It could be something minor- even carpal tunnel can make your hands spazy sometimes. She could just be saying "I don't have very steady hands," but why not just say that?
I agree it's probably because of her drinking.
 
Hardcore Alcoholism confirmed via the DTs:

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(Edited for atrocious spelling yet again -.-)

(One more edit for opinion: I'm know there are other things that can cause tremors but with Anna this is the most likely one in my opinion. I highly doubt she's taking shake-inducing Wellbutrin, or is in early Parkinson's, multiple sclerosis, or any other one of the few diseases that cause tremors. I don't know of any obesity-related illnesses that can cause tremors.)
I'm so glad she's taking time to focus on her "paint stupid shit on my face" skills instead of all those things she vowed to do after the storm, like volunteering or getting to know her community. This is far more important.
"Shakey hands" seems too serious to just throw out there so casually. It could be something minor- even carpal tunnel can make your hands spazy sometimes. She could just be saying "I don't have very steady hands," but why not just say that?
I agree it's probably because of her drinking.
If it's not her drinking, could just be that many people have unsteady hands when they're doing fine drawing... if they don't practice. Anna is simply not an artist. People who practice drawing or makeup etc regularly build up the skill to do it and get less shakey.

I'd accept both explanations, but I think the DTs are a lot stronger than "can't do face painting easily."
 
Watching the candy juice in action will never stop being fascinating. Look at her "form" when she does the step thing. She has to twist her lower body so much to fit on the step platform. Even a thin person could blow out a knee with that kind of motion.
 
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