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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Like Penis, he's ex-military and severely mentally ill. He is from a military family and his father, of course, is rich like all the rest (every single trancher we've looked into so far has wealthy parents because of course they do) and owns a 100-acre property in Texas (3 times the size of the Tranch, lol). His mother works in intel,

He's like the platonic ideal of the spoiled, entitled rage-fuelled failson of a successful family whose entire life is dedicated to "fuck you, dad" in an attempt to deflect the blame for his own massive life failures. Place your bets, people!
Ngl being a thirdworlder in a country going tits up reading this shit its ragefuel. Seeing this fucking troon faggot wasting such opportunities make me wish he gets chased down a corn field by a bunch of stereotypical yokels on a pickup truck, and then beaten to death with the coyotes eating his puto maricon ass
 
I mean there WAS a section that kept laborers. To cut the firewood used to burn the bodies.

But I'm guessing the transition from laborer to exterminee didn't take very long.
They generally swapped out the Sonderkommando personnel relatively quickly because they didn't want to give them time to try a revolt, as this had happened on a few occasions.
 
Ngl being a thirdworlder in a country going tits up reading this shit its ragefuel. Seeing this fucking troon faggot wasting such opportunities make me wish he gets chased down a corn field by a bunch of stereotypical yokels on a pickup truck, and then beaten to death with the coyotes eating his puto maricon ass
I'm the same vein as you, even if i'm not a thirdworlder. These people are rich kids that grew up probably being spoiled by their parents and that haven't worked a single day in their filthy soy soaked lives and now, just to appease their degenerate filthy desires they become a burden not only on society but on everyone around them while claiming that because they are some fetishists they are above criticism and reproach. At another time, it would make my blood boil but you gotta see that there is no point at getting mad at the cows. Because despite all said above, they live in a hell of their own making and it will only get worse, and we will look and laugh at them.

But i share your sentiment. Who wouldn't want to watch Billy Bob and Cletus in a pickup truck with a couple of shotguns chasing some flabby travelos down a dusty field?
 
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"Imagine a world full of love where..." where ranchers don't need fence posts? What the fuck are you talking about?? Are we all supposed to pretend this is for their protection lmfao? Anybody trying to omg-transphobia-murder these homicidal eunuchs could snip some barbed wire as easy as these nimrods snibbed off their....well, their own nimrods. I can't even with this larping as bad bitches then larping as frightened deer under siege from the transphobe monsters. What a joke
 
But i share your sentiment. Who wouldn't want to watch Billy Bob and Cletus in a pickup truck with a couple of shotguns chasing some flabby travelos down a dusty field?
This site really does show that in spite of our differences and distance we can all connect together.

The first one sounds like he was confirming that "unfortunately yes, we are grifting".
I hope one of our farmers is on their patreon. I want in on the dramatic reading.
Lastly, I wonder if dogs and coyotes will dig under the fence and then they blame the militia for it.
 
Concerned by the manure stain on the butt of the alpaca, that shouldn't happen in a healthy one, as they have very dry shit. It implies scouring (diarrhea) seems out the normal age ranges for it to happen normally (Two to three weeks old, or right after giving birth). Hopefully it's just a change in feed or stress, because if it's being caused by a bacterial or viral infection it'll spread like fire through the herd considering the crowding. Treatment is usually just some water and electrolytes to prevent dehydration, and waiting for it to pass.

The exposed insulation is hideous. and should really be covered up with some tin sheeting, as the alpacas are likely chewing at it

Also probably a bad sign if the chicken doesn't have a flock to be with.
God damn. Those poor alpacas. :(

Keeping them in those conditions is straight-up animal abuse.
 
I thought colorado was conservative? and yet these lunatic troons get to run around there instead of getting crucified by rednecks as hollywood always says.

Meanwhile an openly miga/qoomer yokel in a blue state is fucked

Nothing gonna happen, if the troons do something retarded and kill some local kids its gonna get buried by the media, there wont be a public expose about the crazy troon cult starving alpacas while posing with military-grade weapons like that .50 rifle

The troon lobby will still intercede for them, some really delusional journos will still write fluff pieces about their innocence, and eventually the courts will do jack shit besides a slap on the wrist.

I thought they would be getting more

So instagram is okay with doxing now? given the account wasnt banned for this

I haven't seen the Troon Troops post anything about a Fifty Cal. I've seen a couple of low end ARs, a couple of shotguns, someone's wannabe FN FiveseveN Ruger pistol, and a Ruger target rifle in .300 WinMag. There are quite a few hefty boys living the Trans-licious Alpaca Ranch Dream (TARD), but they all seem weak and flabby, so it would likely take at least two of them to haul around your typical .50 BMG rifle. And I doubt any of them have zeroed the optics on their weapons. They were talking about getting a laser bore sighter to dail in their optics, but you still actually need to shoot them at a target at a known distance to get optics fully dialed in. A laser bore sighter will just get you roughly on paper so you're not wasting ammo trying to figure out where your shots are going. The sheer incompetence with their weapons is the most hilarious thing about the Trannycorns for me.
 
I mean, they haven't shown any proof of the fash attacking them yet nor any of the supposedly public threats online, so don't feel that everyone is obligated to believe you or not have even the slightest bit of skepticism.
I just wish whatever it is, it just happens to be a couple of young hicks fucking around while being half wasted. We know troons blow anything out of proportion for gibs and asspats, so it wouldn't be out of the question to have a couple of hillbillies to yell "Filthy cocksucker, i could tend to thos alpacas better with my eyes closed" and laugh into the sunset and they take a grave offense from it.
 
There's a @westcliffe_co_antifa Instagram account that doxed some dude for pulling a gun after they mistakenly entered his property last July. Almost certainly ran by someone associated with the ranch; same age and content (female Soviet snipers) to Bonnie's.

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No way in hell they got "lost" and pulled into the wrong drive way and someone responds with this. They was out doing something like pulling up signs or flags. That or they decided to have a look around the property. No way they called the cops. Didn't happen. Otherwise there would be more to this story.
 
I haven't seen the Troon Troops post anything about a Fifty Cal. I've seen a couple of low end ARs, a couple of shotguns, someone's wannabe FN FiveseveN Ruger pistol, and a Ruger target rifle in .300 WinMag. There are quite a few hefty boys living the Trans-licious Alpaca Ranch Dream (TARD), but they all seem weak and flabby, so it would likely take at least two of them to haul around your typical .50 BMG rifle. And I doubt any of them have zeroed the optics on their weapons. They were talking about getting a laser bore sighter to dail in their optics, but you still actually need to shoot them at a target at a known distance to get optics fully dialed in. A laser bore sighter will just get you roughly on paper so you're not wasting ammo trying to figure out where your shots are going. The sheer incompetence with their weapons is the most hilarious thing about the Trannycorns for me.
Doesn't one guy have a, pardon my cringe, like. big anime gun?

I don't know how to explain it but it's like, a big ass gun wielded by some busty redhead in a tube top with a skull on her head? I know its referenced in the game Synthetic as the Yoko Lagunn but I have no clue if that actually helps.

Also christ. A 50 BMG. The bullet just won't stop on that flat an area.

 
For some city folk pot goes well with their hyper-excited life of caffeine consumption and corporate pressure. It's an escape valve. Not so much for country folk. Weed and manual labor are not a good combo.
I respectfully disagree. That's a very nineties/two thousands understanding of marijuana use. Some people smoke a little in the morning, and they go on to kill it for the rest of the day working their ass off, including folks that I employ. Something about letting off steam and not being bored by manual labor, I guess. I don't condone it per se, but I also don't give a shit if it's not being made into a problem. Not that it can't have that effect, but that's losers overconsuming because they're bored and just want to watch Youtube or tweet all day.

If there's lazy troons sitting around smoking weed and contributing nothing of value, it's probably because they're already lazy troons who sit around all day and contribute nothing of value. The weed just helps them ignore the fact that they're losers.
At another time, it would make my blood boil but you gotta see that there is no point at getting mad at the cows. Because despite all said above, they live in a hell of their own making and it will only get worse, and we will look and laugh at them.
It's not anger I feel so much as a vague yet pungent sense of despair. For people who grew up poor, for people who've had to struggle, and especially for other LGB who haven't spent their lives shitting a rainbow of privilege, we observe these spoiled rotten tranny failsons and ache at how unfair it all is. But this is always how it goes. Debauched weirdos failing upwards, waiting for their parents to die so they can gain an automatic win and become wealthy for nothing. I've seen it play out several times already. I've personally watched creative, intelligent, funny people fracture under even the mildest stress because their wealthy parents allowed them to be weak, and they throw their whole lives away with this tranny shit, knowing deep down that they'll always be cared for and their lives have no fail condition that poses an actual threat to them.

At least the absolute clownshow of the tranch is funny, though. A radical experiment in mentally ill, wealthy babies attempting a nonsense, fantasy version of being self-sufficient and making their own way, only to fall at every ankle-high hurdle and larp as persecuted settlers. It's pure self-parody.
 
Nothing gonna happen, if the troons do something retarded and kill some local kids its gonna get buried by the media, there wont be a public expose about the crazy troon cult starving alpacas while posing with military-grade weapons like that .50 rifle

Doesn't one guy have a, pardon my cringe, like. big anime gun?

I don't know how to explain it but it's like, a big ass gun wielded by some busty redhead in a tube top with a skull on her head? I know its referenced in the game Synthetic as the Yoko Lagunn but I have no clue if that actually helps.

Also christ. A 50 BMG. The bullet just won't stop on that flat an area.

That's Paul "Troon Boone" Mendoza's Ruger Precision in .300 Winchester Magnum. It's a good hunting cartridge but nothing near a .50 BMG or a dedicated sniper round like the .338 Lapua Magnum. On that flat terrain a .308 would travel a significant distance, and I'd say their neighbours are in range for even the .223 AR. Maybe not in "effective lethal range", but the projectile would reach them.
 
That's Paul "Troon Boone" Mendoza's Ruger Precision in .300 Winchester Magnum. It's a good hunting cartridge but nothing near a .50 BMG or a dedicated sniper round like the .338 Lapua Magnum. On that flat terrain a .308 would travel a significant distance, and I'd say their neighbours are in range for even the .223 AR. Maybe not in "effective lethal range", but the projectile would reach them.
One neighbor is like 200yds away. That's effective range of even short barreled ARs with self-defense/hunting load if you can actually shoot and your only training isn't mag dumping at a 5 gallon bucket that's 15yds away through an un-zeroed optic while you spazz around. It's not like getting hit with ball at that range is going to be fun either, it just may not have the velocity for desired fragmentation.
 
I don't know how to explain it but it's like, a big ass gun wielded by some busty redhead in a tube top with a skull on her head? I know its referenced in the game Synthetic as the Yoko Lagunn but I have no clue if that actually helps.
Oh, it's the one Yoko has from Gurren Laggan. It's pretty much a Barrett M82.
It's not anger I feel so much as a vague yet pungent sense of despair. For people who grew up poor, for people who've had to struggle, and especially for other LGB who haven't spent their lives shitting a rainbow of privilege, we observe these spoiled rotten tranny failsons and ache at how unfair it all is. But this is always how it goes. Debauched weirdos failing upwards, waiting for their parents to die so they can gain an automatic win and become wealthy for nothing. I've seen it play out several times already. I've personally watched creative, intelligent, funny people fracture under even the mildest stress because their wealthy parents allowed them to be weak, and they throw their whole lives away with this tranny shit, knowing deep down that they'll always be cared for and their lives have no fail condition that poses an actual threat to them.

At least the absolute clownshow of the tranch is funny, though. A radical experiment in mentally ill, wealthy babies attempting a nonsense, fantasy version of being self-sufficient and making their own way, only to fall at every ankle-high hurdle and larp as persecuted settlers. It's pure self-parody.
Eh, pretty much anyone that struggles to make ends meet or that has some sort of small aspiration these people are the most infuriating thing they could come across. Not only they are entitled lazy retards, but they get to rub their filthy urbanite rich kid smugness across your face and you can do absolutely nothing about it. They live a better life than you, sheltered and indulging themselves every possible second of their days.

But in the end, anyone but these retards lives a more fulfilling life. What purpouse these people have outside of their degenerate desires? I can tell you that a dirt poor carpenter in a backwater town probably has a more wholesome and fulfilling life than what these ogres can even dream of. And they cannot even grasp how to achieve it. As infuriating as they can be for being a burden on anyone around them, sumps of money and wastes of skin, they have fucked themselves up without a way to go back. They might not fail at life, know what a true struggle is or put actual effort into something, but at the same time they will never know the joy of overcoming an obstacle or doing something with purpouse.

And that's why it's better to look at them and laugh.
 
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