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"suicide kings" was some fluke thing where DSP got views by driving off cliffs in rdr1. DSP tried to recreate the magic later but was too stupid to realize john rambo was reason people thought it was funny like many of his co op p[aythroughs. Funny bit of lore. Every weekend John Rambo used to drive from ny to dsp house and play games for like 8 hours and dsp would give him 100 bucks lol. DSP claimed he could no longer figure out john's cut from the video revenue so he hoarded the cash from the videos like a greedy asshole.
 
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DiabeticSP said:
Even Red Dead Redemption 1 had online.

Y'all forgot about DSP's crowning jewel where he would throw himself off cliffs in RDR smh.

Its like his only video that ever got views besides his Homefront review.
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true i forgot about rdr 1 having online, like most people probably did, that was before gta 5 online though so it was definitely very scuffed just like gta 4's online was
 
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DarksydePhil's Tits said:
Gin-buying in the middle of the night? 🤔



LWO did a review of... uh, Phil's movie reviewing capabilities recently:


Just to give you an idea of how that'd go down.
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It's astounding how confident he is at being wrong.
Tom Went To The Mayor said:
Minor question: Does anyone have this one DSP song someone did? I remember around(I think)the early 2010s someone did a song that went something like "DSP. DSP. Why are you so shitty?". Years later, it seems to have disappeared(I don't remember if it was in a detractor video or not). If one of you guys can't find it, that's ok.
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It was knocked off the charts by "I need that money".
 
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Iron Hamster said:
It's astounding how confident he is at being wrong.
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Such an obvious detractor meme. OBVIOUSLY Phil is never wrong, and you would know that if you had also grown up on the mean streets of CT, placed 4th in the fisherprice vroom-vroom tourney, and had to battle with crippling physical ailments because of his BITCH AUNT!
 
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It says on the logo "Real" and "Fresh" right there next to the sombrero man and the authentic Mexican patrons, morahn.
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I would say yes for almost all of their menu, but they do offer menudo which I don't see as being too popular. But yes, everything else looks about standard fare for a Mexican-American family restaurant. Just most of the places I've been to like that don't offer any tripe based dishes.
 
DiabeticSP said:
What ever happened to Minecraft and tbat paypig who was tipping Phil instructions on how to do things while Phil talked shit about him.
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Same thing that happened to Morrowind and will happen to Divinity
The only thing more mystifying than the King's Gourt constantly rising to help Phil is their ability to keep making the same mistake over and over
 
Tom Went To The Mayor said:
Minor question: Does anyone have this one DSP song someone did? I remember around(I think)the early 2010s someone did a song that went something like "DSP. DSP. Why are you so shitty?". Years later, it seems to have disappeared(I don't remember if it was in a detractor video or not). If one of you guys can't find it, that's ok.
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I'm checking on a couple of DSP detractor Discord servers. I'm also tweeting some detractors there. Someone in this combined group of people will probably know this. I'll reply again if I find out. I'm curious now, too. :)
 
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Freshtodeath said:
"suicide kings" was some fluke thing where DSP got views by driving off cliffs in rdr1. DSP tried to recreate the magic later but was too stupid to realize john rambo was reason people thought it was funny like many of his co op p[aythroughs. Funny bit of lore. Every weekend John Rambo used to drive from ny to dsp house and play games for like 8 hours and dsp would give him 100 bucks lol. DSP claimed he could no longer figure out john's cut from the video revenue so he hoarded the cash from the videos like a greedy asshole.
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I never understood why it was popular in the first place. Suicide Kings was literally the shit I did when I was 14 with my shitty little friends. All it was was Dave giving us the most egregious Ack’s you’ll ever hear with copyrighted music that’s way too loud.
 
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DiabeticSP said:
What ever happened to Minecraft and tbat paypig who was tipping Phil instructions on how to do things while Phil talked shit about him.
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If I can remember Phil's minecraft stream projects got so "complicated" and "complex" that it created a large backlog that he wanted to do simple builds that he hilariously failed to comprehend and create. Not to mention the minecraft "chill" streams contained so much gold dust that Phil stopped them since it was getting easier to call him out on his nonsense.
 
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Tom Went To The Mayor said:
Minor question: Does anyone have this one DSP song someone did? I remember around(I think)the early 2010s someone did a song that went something like "DSP. DSP. Why are you so shitty?". Years later, it seems to have disappeared(I don't remember if it was in a detractor video or not). If one of you guys can't find it, that's ok.
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Here's what I got, at least for now


* Sounds like either "Can't Believe You Thought This Was a Song" or his shitty "No Ending" song

* YouTube: DSP Tries it -Singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI52PujR_Qo
 
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Freshtodeath said:
"suicide kings" was some fluke thing where DSP got views by driving off cliffs in rdr1. DSP tried to recreate the magic later but was too stupid to realize john rambo was reason people thought it was funny like many of his co op p[aythroughs. Funny bit of lore. Every weekend John Rambo used to drive from ny to dsp house and play games for like 8 hours and dsp would give him 100 bucks lol. DSP claimed he could no longer figure out john's cut from the video revenue so he hoarded the cash from the videos like a greedy asshole.
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I went to search up the Suicide Kings as that was way before my stumbling into the DSP sphere and I wished I didn’t. Maybe I’m hearing a bit of Jahn RamBo but it sounds like Phil doesn’t despise games as much and having a decent time ........ even though jumping off the fucking same cliff 30 times isn’t my cup of tea. You can certainly hear the infamous ACK ACK ACK.
 
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anony and i sort of came to this idea last night in LSB’s discord; what if at around 3 am DSP starts feeling all alone and his inner thoughts and demons start to haunt him. so he tries to break from the loneliness and starts tweeting and texting more than he usually does. according to anony, around 3 am is when DSP would be pretty active on the discord. also according to rambo, he would get texts from phil at weird times at night (presumably around 3 am) i feel like him trying to get away from his loneliness is a good explanation for his 3 am “gin tweets” but the gin is also a good one, and just way funnier
 
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anony and i sort of came to this idea last night in LSB’s discord; what if at around 3 am DSP starts feeling all alone and his inner thoughts and demons start to haunt him. so he tries to break from the loneliness and starts tweeting and texting more than he usually does. according to anony, around 3 am is when DSP would be pretty active on the discord. also according to rambo, he would get texts from phil at weird times at night (presumably around 3 am) i feel like him trying to get away from his loneliness is a good explanation for his 3 am “gin tweets” but the gin is also a good one, and just way funnier
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Obvious armchair psychology time: It's a fair enough assumption. Speaking from personal experience, when you have fuck all going on in your life after a long period of time, those witching hours are lonely and can get tough to deal with. And despite his autistic schedule, when you don't have a real job you're just going to end up being awake at retarded hours because what's the point of sleep? DSP isn't made of steel and averse to human emotion, as much as he likes to play the big man on stream, he's transparent as they come. He's a fucking loser with nothing going on in his life and he has no friends or family. Who does he have to turn to when shit gets tough? Or when he feels lonely? Dude is in a loveless marriage, it's more like an arrangement from the outside looking in, I highly doubt he's spilling out his emotions to Kat.

Fuck Dave though he deserves this life he chose lol.
 
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