The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I think being a troon haven that goes down Waco style, at the hands of "fascists", is probably their wetdream endgame; with the alpacas & ranch as their front, and donations/tithes providing the means.

They do seem to be escalating fairly quickly.

No, I'd say their wet dream endgame is more of a power fantasy than one of "heroic death". They finally shoot Earl - whoever the fuck Earl really is - show them troonsphobe "right wing deathsquad militia threep creeps" who's boss, and curbstomp a million TERFs. After that, I don't know, buy a metric ton of Chinese Horse Piss Pills and fund their own Troonorado Space Program via a GFM campaign so HRT will be released into the atmosphere ensuring COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION.

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

This is nothing but a huge Sam Hyde prank psyop

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Would something like a Lolcow Doomsday Clock work for the tranch?
The idea is that it would measure the current threat of some kind of a disastrous incident at the tranch, much like the real clock is supposed to indicate the threat of nuclear war.

We could then periodically vote on the direction in which to move the minute arm of the clock, depending on how insane the tranchers are currently behaving. Say for example that they tweet about having fired "warning shots" at the "fascist militia". This rise in tensions would then mean that the minute arm moves closer to midnight because the troons are showing increased signs of derangement.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

No, I'd say their wet dream endgame is more of a power fantasy than one of "heroic death". They finally shoot Earl - whoever the fuck Earl really is - show them troonsphobe "right wing deathsquad militia threep creeps" who's boss, and curbstomp a million TERFs. After that, I don't know, buy a metric ton of Chinese Horse Piss Pills and fund their own Troonorado Space Program via a GFM campaign so HRT will be released into the atmosphere ensuring COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION.

Well yeah, that too.

Especially since they can't really have wet dreams anymore (besides pissing themselves); the subconscious stress must be enormous.

 

[AnOminous]

They live a better life than you, sheltered and indulging themselves every possible second of their days.

And to add insult to injury, the flabby bags of gall act like they're somehow oppressed.

Also do they have a tractor? Are they planning to hand dig each fence post? Good luck with that, that is hard backbreaking labor. Which we know they are allergic too.

I doubt the clowns even have a post hole digger. This fence is going to be a complete disaster with posts leaning in every direction and will probably fall over the first time one of these fatasses trips into it.

After that, I don't know, buy a metric ton of Chinese Horse Piss Pills and fund their own Troonorado Space Program via a GFM campaign so HRT will be released into the atmosphere ensuring COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION.

Transnado. Sort of like Sharknado except it drops 400 pound troons all over the place.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

And to add insult to injury, the flabby bags of gall act like they're somehow oppressed.

They *could* rent a powered auger from Home Depot, but imagine the horrors they'd encounter!

 

[Iron Hamster]

There's a @westcliffe_co_antifa Instagram account that doxed some dude for pulling a gun after they mistakenly entered his property last July. Almost certainly ran by someone associated with the ranch; same age and content (female Soviet snipers) to Bonnie's.

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Local CEO seen in images brandishing gun at hispanic man who got lost

Paul Favret, the CEO of Resource Energy, has been captured in images brandishing a gun at a man who accidentally pulled up to the wrong home in Sedalia.

www.9news.com

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Local CEO seen in images brandishing gun at hispanic man who got lost

Paul Favret, the CEO of Resource Energy, has been captured in images brandishing a gun at a man who accidentally pulled up to the wrong home in Sedalia.

www.9news.com

“I stayed as still as possible because I knew he was in a rage, I knew he could shoot any time, and I knew I could die at any time based on how he was reacting,” Ochoa, 26, wrote in a statement to law enforcement. “As a minority, I felt in danger.”

These fucking people, jesus.

 

[Dr. Sexbot]

Local CEO seen in images brandishing gun at hispanic man who got lost

Paul Favret, the CEO of Resource Energy, has been captured in images brandishing a gun at a man who accidentally pulled up to the wrong home in Sedalia.

www.9news.com

Ah, so he's the CEO of racism an energy company. I'm sure his lefty neighbors absolutely love that, and he's never ever crossed paths with them previously. I'm also willing to bet that guy (the CEO) knew full well what he was rolling up to -- I would be shocked if Mr. Mexican-American's car wasn't plastered with COEXIST stickers and such. There is more to this anecdote than we know thus far.

Also, lol at the proximity of Chad Energy CEO to virgin shitty generator troon ranch. If they were nice to the guy, they could have maybe solved their second or third biggest problem.

 

[Cool Dog]

My bad thought it was a .50cal because of the muzzle, not much of a gun guy since guns in my country while legal are practically impossible to own and use because of insane levels of legislation, but all politicians and their goons are packing so thats gun "control" for you

they live in a hell of their own making and it will only get worse, and we will look and laugh at them.

Dunno, the rich faggot I was talking about didnt get disowned by his family or anything so if shit gets real they are going to rescue his lily ass with expensive lawyers and shit, troony has a golden safety net stuck in his ass

They got 8 or 10 foot posts and 4 foot wire. So are they really going to dig 4-6 foot holes or are they planning on double stacking the wire to make 8' fencing with only 2 feet in the ground?

Also I don't know anything about these animals and I am not a farmer. Maybe the 4H kids who live around my parts just keep their alpacas extra clean. But these things look far from healthy to me. Its like they are stuck walking in deep shit and never cleaned.
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Also another shot of how close the neighbors are. Over the right of the beige building.
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They look like shit, alpacas are supposed to be all fluffy, these look like starved guanacos a bigger relative of alpacas we got down here which has a more coarse fur. You can tell these havent been washed let alone brushed in a long while

 

[Miss Misery]

It's a ranch... why didn't they already have a fence?

 

[Aunt Carol]

With the recent popularity of farming-sim games, I'm surprised that there isn't more of an awareness in the zeitgeist of farming: the need to care for animals first, priorities in building structures, needing a reliable power/water source before you expand.

It'd be hilarious if some of these goofballs' huge gaming rigs are sucking up the power to play Stardew Valley while the alpacas are neglected in meatspace.

 

[Neko GF]

It's a ranch... why didn't they already have a fence?

The same reasons why the tranch is so dysfunctional: They're generally incompetent and they prioritize being a haven for troons over being a propper & efficient ranch.

 

[Iron Hamster]

It's a ranch... why didn't they already have a fence?

I think some can be seen in some of the pics. But my money is on it being incomplete are shoddy where the pacas can get out and roam the neighbor's property and them being asked to take responsibility for their shit is somehow a right wing militia attack. This is why they can't go to the cops.

 

[SIGSEGV]

It's a ranch... why didn't they already have a fence?

Borders are fascist.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

It's a ranch... why didn't they already have a fence?

Many possible reasons:

1. They are greedy and won't spend money on the security and welfare on animals, more money for egirl etsy shit.
2. They are incompetent and never thought about it.
3. They are just begging for trespassers because they are trigger-happy trannies

 

[RembrandtCourage]

trigger-happy trannies

Trigger-happy AND triggered-happy

 

[No Exit]

Many possible reasons:

1. They are greedy and won't spend money on the security and welfare on animals, more money for egirl etsy shit.
2. They are incompetent and never thought about it.
3. They are just begging for trespassers because they are trigger-happy trannies

I'm gonna go with: 4. All of the above

 

[Shield Breaker]

Would something like a Lolcow Doomsday Clock work for the tranch?
The idea is that it would measure the current threat of some kind of a disastrous incident at the tranch, much like the real clock is supposed to indicate the threat of nuclear war.
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We could then periodically vote on the direction in which to move the minute arm of the clock, depending on how insane the tranchers are currently behaving. Say for example that they tweet about having fired "warning shots" at the "fascist militia". This rise in tensions would then mean that the minute arm moves closer to midnight because the troons are showing increased signs of derangement.

Would the clock hands be dialatilors?

 

[break these cuffs]

You can fences on sat images and in at least one of the shooting videos. The entire property looks to have been fenced in at some point. They're probably trying to create paddocks or more pens for whatever reason.