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YokuNama said:
You can always tell when coming here if DSP's stream is entertaining or boring as fuck. Today (and usually most of the week until drama comes up) it's the later.
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Yeah. We're in the post-Twitch payday lull. Phil has no begging narrative and no current reason to panic, his whales are just passively whaling, Phil is just passively begging, and none of the games are particularly salt-inspiring. The shitstorm will start rolling in as we get far enough from the Twitch payday that Phil is in Champions pull dopamine withdrawl and needs money, and then carry us into his 'birthday week' and tax begging.

He is also probably trying to hold steady to ride out the Anony leaks. The whales didn't stop, so it's in his interests to be as boring as possible right now.

EDIT: The current 30+ minute break is also not helping. Peak entertainment.
 
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Since it's a slow day and my youtube keeps showing me ads for it, but do you think that Mr. Day 1 views will play the new Pokémon Snap which comes out at the end of April? I'd imagine that it would be a relatively easy and boring playthrough, though I'm interested to see if he'll try to talk about the history of Pokémon Snap when it first came out and how much fun he had playing it similar to how he lied bragged about playing Diablo 2 back in the day
 
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Not gonna lie, he's figured out how to be as boring as watching paint dry so far. I hope the writers put in a curveball in somewhere beginning of April where he's down on his funds and up on his salt and someone finally finds a way to get the dam to break on the Anony leaks. It's in there in his head he's just doing real good for once at not pointing out how pissed off and desperate he is for this to not have happened and go away, but because he's DSP that balloon is gonna pop and I can't wait for the clip of it.
 
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He just said this 30 minute break consisted of playing with Jasper and laying on his bed. This is after less than 3 hours of streaming. A regular job would break him.

He also just spoke for 7 minutes about the YT playlist not working properly before announcing the $25 tip he got over the break.
So he was sitting on money for almost 10 minutes. There was no gameplay stopping him from addressing it, and there was no urgency to talk about the YT playlist. No reason not to address it first and maximize the shoutout.
He doesn't sit on money though.
 
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ShaoKhanArtist tipped a the same time as Pastryarchy to hit the tips goal. He's at $120 after sitting at $55 until his break.
It speaks to the whale psychology that they didn't tip when it was silent for an hour, but both tipped to be the one to hit the tips goal.
It also speaks to the value of delaying reading tips. Not that Phil would ever do that.
 
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Gramh said:
Not gonna lie, he's figured out how to be as boring as watching paint dry so far. I hope the writers put in a curveball in somewhere.
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Your wish is granted.

Dancing on grave tweet or unknowledgeable rant incoming:

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Surly Muppet said:
He just said this 30 minute break consisted of playing with Jasper and laying on his bed. This is after less than 3 hours of streaming. A regular job would break him.

He also just spoke for 7 minutes about the YT playlist not working properly before announcing the $25 tip he got over the break.
So he was sitting on money for almost 10 minutes. There was no gameplay stopping him from addressing it, and there was no urgency to talk about the YT playlist. No reason not to address it first and maximize the shoutout.
He doesn't sit on money though.
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Playing with Jasper and laying on his bed? Hmm, sounds like something you could easily do while playing a mobile game.
 
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Filthy Greenskin said:
So now that Danny has been outed as a sex pest, how long before Phil pulls another unwarrented victory lap for not being a diddler?
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He loves celebrating the bare minimum and he can’t even do that most of the time. He also thinks he’s such a paragon of virtue by dogpiling on people that are already getting shit on.
 
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Despite having that exhaustive movie collection and is seemingly passionate about movies based on how he becomes animated whenever he talks about them on stream you would think he would put two and two together and do some kind of movie segment or small weekly stream about movies since he clearly hates most of the games he plays. But I wouldn't be surprised if someone suggested it to him in the past and he called them a fucking moron.
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Funny you said this, as today during his stream someone asked him why he doesn't do prime watch parties like some streamers do. And ofc he has a ready made excuse on the ready...being "uhh well see i cant do that as you need a prime sub to watch those movies together so a lot of my viewers wouldn't be able to watch them d00d...." Like seriously? I'd say every sub he has that isn't an OIC sub bahmb recipient is more than likely subbed through twitch prime. If i had to say Phil is prolly lucky if he has 100 (prolly a lot less) subs that actually pay for it with their own tard bux.

Like jesus look at todays stream a nothing non drama stream (as with any kinda drama you can usually expect over 600 viewers sometimes close to 1k) he had just over 300 views, and fucking over 700 subs tho? Like come on Phil that excuse aint gonna fly. That means your actual entire audience is subbed twice over somehow as you can bet your bottom dahllary doo's that only the most hardcore mong supporters and idiot ironic viewers actually come into Phils chat when no drama is happening. It's just all part of his weird strict need to never deviate from his "set in stone" autistic schedule. Anything outside his comfort zone or different is to be shunned or be scared of!
 
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Filthy Greenskin said:
So now that Danny has been outed as a sex pest, how long before Phil pulls another unwarrented victory lap for not being a diddler?
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I haven't read much on it, but at least one of the incidents supposedly involved grooming someone and waiting under after they were 18, so I'm not sure Phil "I definitely never talked with Leanna until she turned 18" Burnell wants to step into that particular fight.
 
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YokuNama said:
Phil talking about food is like someone complaining about their steak when they ordered it well done and asked for ketchup as dipping sauce. Does it really matter what he thinks? I mean comparing a Mexican restaurant to Taco Bell? Really? I think he just likes using the word authentic because that word implies the food he's eating is quality, which in itself implies its more expensive, which can also apply that he knows good food when he see's it and he's successful enough to afford such food....

Wild theory by me I know. But it wouldn't surprise me if that was his thought process.
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Ya hes a complete idiot. Like me personally i only eat steak when i can find grass fed "organic" free range filet mignons. Which usually go for around $16 a steak and they are only around 4-6 OZ. But i guess these steaks aren't 100% authentic KWAHLITY d00d as i didn't pay $50 dahllars per steaks to have some moron cook them, wrong prolly and not as good as i can myself and the way i want them, in a restaurant with some stoiopid ass waste of space garnish on my plate and pay like a hundred dahllar+ check d00d.
 
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