The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Dickens Cider]

Anyone think aside from the obvious “no” of properly storing their arsenal that they aren’t properly breaking down and cleaning their rifles either? Would be a twist if one misfired on them and blew off something. I wonder how the ebegging would be written to explain that? “Nazis filled the barrel of my rifle with dialators!” Sabotage! Send money for reconstructive surgery!” Personally I still believe that when those alpacas die off en masse which is entirely possible, or start showing up on other peoples property because the fences fail, shits going to get out of hand. Maybe they all catch a disease while trying to load up 50 dead animals.

 

[break these cuffs]

Anyone think aside from the obvious “no” of properly storing their arsenal that they aren’t properly breaking down and cleaning their rifles either? Would be a twist if one misfired on them and blew off something. I wonder how the ebegging would be written to explain that? “Nazis filled the barrel of my rifle with dialators!” Sabotage! Send money for reconstructive surgery!” Personally I still believe that when those alpacas die off en masse which is entirely possible, or start showing up on other peoples property because the fences fail, shits going to get out of hand. Maybe they all catch a disease while trying to load up 50 dead animals.

Oh they're going to have a negligent discharge at some point and they'll blame somebody who won't be them if it gets out. Guns almost never go off "randomly". There has to be some kind of severe design flaw to make it unsafe, a defect in manufacturing, or a long lapse in maintenance. There is no such thing as an accidental discharge. Someone was negligent somewhere and 999 out of 1,000 it's going to be the operator, probably much higher than that.

 

[Gone Ham]

As fucking crazy as this sounds, there's a small chance that one of them ends up contracting the fucking Bubonic Plague. Rodents in the Rockies carry it around relatively frequently. While this is occurring would be unlikely, I see their home being a mice haven, as there's a large amount of trash and crap that said mice could use as homes. Unfortunately, the odds of dying to the Plague are small nowadays, as antibiotics treat it

 

[Coccxys]

Bets on how long before someone suffers a hydraulic injection injury fucing with the hydraulic system on the tractor. Those things start off as an innocent looking pin prick sore but develop into something fucking nasty quickly.

Spoiler: hydraulic injection injury (gruesome)

Spoiler: seriously it is nasty

 

[SIGSEGV]

Oh they're going to have a negligent discharge at some point and they'll blame somebody who won't be them if it gets out. Guns almost never go off "randomly". There has to be some kind of severe design flaw to make it unsafe, a defect in manufacturing, or a long lapse in maintenance. There is no such thing as an accidental discharge. Someone was negligent somewhere and 999 out of 1,000 it's going to be the operator, probably much higher than that.

I've had my share of NDs.
>At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 1
>Drinking with friends
>Show them my new Jericho
>Try to manually decock
>Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling
>Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.

Second time
>At range
>Showing friend pistol
>Think gun is unloaded
>Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger.
>Forgot loaded mag in
>Shoot between his feet

Third time
>At parents house.
>Just bought a sig from a guy
>Get home
>Try swapping slides with another sig I had
>Forgot the other sig slide was chambered.
>Pull trigger
>Shoot parents wall

Fourth time
>At my new house
>Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK
>Release bolt
>Slam fires round into ground

Fifth time
>Showing a friend how to use it
>No idea how but a round got chambered
>Show him how the trigger works,
>Pull trigger
>Shoots round into floor in the same place as before

Sixth time
>Thought maybe the house was haunted
>Grab a sig
>Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in
>pull trigger at the same hole
>Round goes off

Seventh time
>Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it
>I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it
>Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.

Eighth time
>Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10
>I had no idea how open bolt guns worked.
>He's showing it off to me
>I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt)
>Pulled the trigger for some reason
>Shot 3 rounds into my wall

Ninth time
>doing some house clearing drills with my AR
>car alarm goes off outside
>panic and fire a round through window

Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.

 

[break these cuffs]

I've had my share of NDs.
>At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 1
>Drinking with friends
>Show them my new Jericho
>Try to manually decock
>Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling
>Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.

Second time
>At range
>Showing friend pistol
>Think gun is unloaded
>Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger.
>Forgot loaded mag in
>Shoot between his feet

Third time
>At parents house.
>Just bought a sig from a guy
>Get home
>Try swapping slides with another sig I had
>Forgot the other sig slide was chambered.
>Pull trigger
>Shoot parents wall

Fourth time
>At my new house
>Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK
>Release bolt
>Slam fires round into ground

Fifth time
>Showing a friend how to use it
>No idea how but a round got chambered
>Show him how the trigger works,
>Pull trigger
>Shoots round into floor in the same place as before

Sixth time
>Thought maybe the house was haunted
>Grab a sig
>Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in
>pull trigger at the same hole
>Round goes off

Seventh time
>Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it
>I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it
>Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.

Eighth time
>Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10
>I had no idea how open bolt guns worked.
>He's showing it off to me
>I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt)
>Pulled the trigger for some reason
>Shot 3 rounds into my wall

Ninth time
>doing some house clearing drills with my AR
>car alarm goes off outside
>panic and fire a round through window

Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.

I'm not some paranoid youtuber who clears my guns 50 times every time I pick them up, but you're retarded son.

 

[White Devil]

I've had my share of NDs.
>At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 1
>Drinking with friends
>Show them my new Jericho
>Try to manually decock
>Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling
>Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.

Second time
>At range
>Showing friend pistol
>Think gun is unloaded
>Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger.
>Forgot loaded mag in
>Shoot between his feet

Third time
>At parents house.
>Just bought a sig from a guy
>Get home
>Try swapping slides with another sig I had
>Forgot the other sig slide was chambered.
>Pull trigger
>Shoot parents wall

Fourth time
>At my new house
>Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK
>Release bolt
>Slam fires round into ground

Fifth time
>Showing a friend how to use it
>No idea how but a round got chambered
>Show him how the trigger works,
>Pull trigger
>Shoots round into floor in the same place as before

Sixth time
>Thought maybe the house was haunted
>Grab a sig
>Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in
>pull trigger at the same hole
>Round goes off

Seventh time
>Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it
>I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it
>Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.

Eighth time
>Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10
>I had no idea how open bolt guns worked.
>He's showing it off to me
>I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt)
>Pulled the trigger for some reason
>Shot 3 rounds into my wall

Ninth time
>doing some house clearing drills with my AR
>car alarm goes off outside
>panic and fire a round through window

Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.

You really are a fucking Fed.

 

[Gone Ham]

I've had my share of NDs.
>At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 1
>Drinking with friends
>Show them my new Jericho
>Try to manually decock
>Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling
>Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.

Second time
>At range
>Showing friend pistol
>Think gun is unloaded
>Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger.
>Forgot loaded mag in
>Shoot between his feet

Third time
>At parents house.
>Just bought a sig from a guy
>Get home
>Try swapping slides with another sig I had
>Forgot the other sig slide was chambered.
>Pull trigger
>Shoot parents wall

Fourth time
>At my new house
>Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK
>Release bolt
>Slam fires round into ground

Fifth time
>Showing a friend how to use it
>No idea how but a round got chambered
>Show him how the trigger works,
>Pull trigger
>Shoots round into floor in the same place as before

Sixth time
>Thought maybe the house was haunted
>Grab a sig
>Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in
>pull trigger at the same hole
>Round goes off

Seventh time
>Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it
>I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it
>Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.

Eighth time
>Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10
>I had no idea how open bolt guns worked.
>He's showing it off to me
>I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt)
>Pulled the trigger for some reason
>Shot 3 rounds into my wall

Ninth time
>doing some house clearing drills with my AR
>car alarm goes off outside
>panic and fire a round through window

Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.

1. Why are you storing guns or even displaying them with ammo or even a mag loaded in them
2. Shouldn't you learn to maybe not mess with guns so much if you've even had 2 ND's
3. Why are you so schizo that you do fucking house clearing drills with A LOADED AR
4. You're the reason that gun owners get a bad rap

 

[Dickens Cider]

I've had my share of NDs.
>At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 1
>Drinking with friends
>Show them my new Jericho
>Try to manually decock
>Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling
>Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.

Second time
>At range
>Showing friend pistol
>Think gun is unloaded
>Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger.
>Forgot loaded mag in
>Shoot between his feet

Third time
>At parents house.
>Just bought a sig from a guy
>Get home
>Try swapping slides with another sig I had
>Forgot the other sig slide was chambered.
>Pull trigger
>Shoot parents wall

Fourth time
>At my new house
>Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK
>Release bolt
>Slam fires round into ground

Fifth time
>Showing a friend how to use it
>No idea how but a round got chambered
>Show him how the trigger works,
>Pull trigger
>Shoots round into floor in the same place as before

Sixth time
>Thought maybe the house was haunted
>Grab a sig
>Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in
>pull trigger at the same hole
>Round goes off

Seventh time
>Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it
>I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it
>Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.

Eighth time
>Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10
>I had no idea how open bolt guns worked.
>He's showing it off to me
>I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt)
>Pulled the trigger for some reason
>Shot 3 rounds into my wall

Ninth time
>doing some house clearing drills with my AR
>car alarm goes off outside
>panic and fire a round through window

Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.

No offense but after reading this perhaps “slingshot” would be a better choice for home defense. Just sayin’

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

I've had my share of NDs.
>At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 1
>Drinking with friends
>Show them my new Jericho
>Try to manually decock
>Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling
>Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.

Second time
>At range
>Showing friend pistol
>Think gun is unloaded
>Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger.
>Forgot loaded mag in
>Shoot between his feet

Third time
>At parents house.
>Just bought a sig from a guy
>Get home
>Try swapping slides with another sig I had
>Forgot the other sig slide was chambered.
>Pull trigger
>Shoot parents wall

Fourth time
>At my new house
>Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK
>Release bolt
>Slam fires round into ground

Fifth time
>Showing a friend how to use it
>No idea how but a round got chambered
>Show him how the trigger works,
>Pull trigger
>Shoots round into floor in the same place as before

Sixth time
>Thought maybe the house was haunted
>Grab a sig
>Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in
>pull trigger at the same hole
>Round goes off

Seventh time
>Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it
>I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it
>Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.

Eighth time
>Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10
>I had no idea how open bolt guns worked.
>He's showing it off to me
>I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt)
>Pulled the trigger for some reason
>Shot 3 rounds into my wall

Ninth time
>doing some house clearing drills with my AR
>car alarm goes off outside
>panic and fire a round through window

Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.

 

[Jump]

As fucking crazy as this sounds, there's a small chance that one of them ends up contracting the fucking Bubonic Plague. Rodents in the Rockies carry it around relatively frequently. While this is occurring would be unlikely, I see their home being a mice haven, as there's a large amount of trash and crap that said mice could use as homes. Unfortunately, the odds of dying to the Plague are small nowadays, as antibiotics treat it

I think its a safe bet that old tractor hasn't run since it got there. Its not like they have crops or anything thats mowable.
And they likely don't understand how 3 point and PTO work so they will just rent a whole 'nother tractor with a post digger on it. That would be the least effort way and its free money.

 

[Mushroom Soup]

All in favor of SIGSEGV buying a wig and joining the tranch say aye

 

[SIGSEGV]

All in favor of SIGSEGV buying a wig and joining the tranch say aye

No.

 

[Gone Ham]

All in favor of SIGSEGV buying a wig and joining the tranch say aye

He's already retarded enough and owns enough guns. I don't see how he's any different, besides us needing to take boltcutters to him.

 

[White Devil]

All in favor of SIGSEGV buying a wig and joining the tranch say aye

It's gotta be a yarn wig he gets from Shmorky.

 

[AnOminous]

>people responding seriously to /k/opypasta

 

[Underestimated Nutria]

He's already retarded enough and owns enough guns. I don't see how he's any different, besides us needing to take boltcutters to him.

I think this crazy guy is an inspiration to us all.

 

[SIGSEGV]

>people responding seriously to /k/opypasta

Why did you have to spoil it?

 

[White Devil]

Why did you have to spoil it?

People really are that dumb, and not everyone here reads /k/.

That being said, I have no doubt some of the morons who frequent that board have actually done all those NDs.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

@ikksnay might still be there too. I've had a quick look at his twitter, and he's been retweeting their latest e-begging and scaremongering, mixed in with a load of really dull tranny/furry stuff and the usual anti-capitalism-but-please-buy-my-stuff rants.

Not really a dox, but let me save you wasting time on this guy, he really is dull

Spoiler: Really Really Dull

His twitter profile
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The group he says he podcasts for are really weird. They claim they play boardgames, chat about that, then upload it. I'm not sure whether it's that, or they're producing a line of Tales From The Riverbank porn.
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The website is at https://www.sixfeatsunder.com/ (X)

One vaguely interesting tweet, if only for the response at the bottom
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https://twitter.com/ikksnay/status/1368749324037890050 (X)

Panny and Paul really are hoarding them, aren't they. I wonder if they stop to let the troons out in the morning on the way to letting out the alpacas. Will we get a troon version of that famous Warren Jeffs photo
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So they’re Furries as well?