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"Why don't they plug their schedule six times a day? They didn't even tweet they had an awesome stream so how will I know if the stream was good."

Considering Phil sells at most one shirt a year I think he doesn't understand successful youtubers sell tons of branded shit and its a pretty decent source of income for them.

Anyways a guy who dated a woman 10+ years younger than him (Kat's closer I think?) from the moment she turned 18 and definitely put his dick in her should probably shut his mouth.

Otoh unlike Dan ghosting vulnerable (gullible) fans after they put out to get another fresher bitch Dave tried and failed to shackle the first girl he ever saw naked and was so shit at being a boyfriend she left him and he's coping by marrying a retard.

Probably hoping his 'viral' tweet goes 'viral' again. It'll save his career dude. Couldn't even think of an original one, just literally retweeted what worked last time.
 
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Dread Pirate Retard said:
On Thursday Genshin was on the chopping block and he threatened to wage quit multiple times. Now we get the second Genshin stream in 1 week because he hit the tips goal.
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Phil should take his viewers' tips and use them on wishes... and do absolutely nothing else in Genshin. His paypigs are mentally stunted enough that they'd buy into it. Then again, that's not a net gain for the pig since no one in Genshin is a buff guy.
 
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JetsetLucio said:
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Doesn't this guy plug his patreon all that in private Q&A's?
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At least they get something out of giving them money, like a new t-shirt to do fuck all with. Maybe wear it.
Give Phil money and he gets to wear his own clothing that's not even new.
What sounds more fuckin' retarded?

Let's not forget his mid-stream tweets complaining about how badly he needs tips.
 
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YokuNama said:
Turns out none of this shit might be true:

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Im not doing any research because I personally don't give a damn about the kids or the pedophile streamers. But:

1. Boogie needs to not talk. He was just in some scandal with some 19-20 year old chaturbate whore. It's legal, but he's 47 years old and that shows where his mind is at dating wise.

2. I wonder if Phil will take down his tweet? Doubtful.
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After Phil, the second-to-last person I'd take notes from is a half-ton boomer who does shirtless tiktok duets with teenage girls because he enjoys the attention of being 'cringe'.

As for Phil having to backpedal on possibly-false internet rumors, I imagine the prestream he's set aside for crowing about not being a nonce will be filled with the usual legal 'now if these rumors are true' before postulating about how to be a good internet boy like Philbert.
 
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Customchilli said:
He's constantly shitting on other content creators doing things for clout but he will shamelessly insert himself into any twitter trend he can. It wouldn't be so bad if he understood the hypocrisy but I truly believe he doesn't see the correlation.
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He's desperately trying to replicate the one time that managed to increase his popularity following the Incident.
He's like a dog that only understands a few tricks.
Gramh said:
Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't like, 2-3 of the slides in DSP's prestream show either hocking his shitty t-spring merch or listing out his paymetons?
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One of his prestream slides is also direct plagiarism of the Game Grumps-style avatars, what with the huge angry eyeballs and tiny dot eyes. He'll gladly shit on them while also still using it, too.
 
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So is Genshin Impact supposed to be a game about doing absolutely nothing? Because it seems like Phil has made absolutely no progress in the last 3 streams. He doesn't even have any goals nor any idea how to work towards them or how far away he is from the goal.
 
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Don't follow Genshin Impact that much, but Phil 100% believes that the game is purely pay to win. So, if he's going on a quest and can't autowin with free to play, and this happens very often, I assume he just gives up and would rather do nothing; knowing the answer in his head is to "pay more" when it's very likely he just sucks at the game and that's also contributing to these streams being shit.
 
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Phil scoffed at the idea of buying any of the in-game currency for Genshin when people asked him to do some pulls. The game is free! He's not falling for the trap.
Someone asked if he was speaking from experience and Phil said he was, as a result of his time playing WWE Supercard, which he was totally honest about!
So he won't do microtransactions in a free game focused on microtransactions that he is using as an ongoing chill playthrough.
So what were the microtransactions in the business expenses, Phil?

He also complained about low tips. We can't just lean on one person to roll through with generous support and think that is enough, like OiC with tonight's subs!
Phil stresses that people told him to stop playing Assassins Creed and Fenix Rising and go back to Genshin. So Phil did! He listened! (Months after anyone asked!) So people need to support it. It's also supposed to be a chill playthrough and chill playthroughs are about interactions and support...

So we're holding the game hostage again, and vaguely holding the premise of chill streams hostage in order to sweeten the pot.

Phil also implied a person who subbed with the name OiCForMod was a troll. Shortly after, he asked if anyone had seen OiC because Phil hadn't seen him since the sub bomb.
Was Phil worried that OiC heard him refer to the idea of making OiC mod an apparent troll meme? Or was he checking to see if he was going to have to dip out and send him an email to come back for the last 10 minutes to hit the goal? We'll see momentarily.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Phil also implied a person who subbed with the name OiCForMod was a troll. Shortly after, he asked if anyone had seen OiC because Phil hadn't seen him since the sub bomb.
Was Phil worried that OiC heard him refer to the idea of making OiC mod an apparent troll meme? Or was he checking to see if he was going to have to dip out and send him an email to come back for the last 10 minutes to hit the goal? We'll see momentarily.
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He said that he 'was worried that OiC would be upset that the chat started trolling him after he contributed'.

Seriously, if you're THAT sensitive, stop using the internet, dude. His chat just called you a whale, and that's because you're one...
 
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UaineRunei said:
He said that he 'was worried that OiC would be upset that the chat started trolling him after he contributed'.

Seriously, if you're THAT sensitive, stop using the internet, dude. His chat just called you a whale, and that's because you're one...
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In the words of Phil himself: "It's not being toxic if you are just stating facts."

OIC, you have spent 5 figures on Twitch.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Phil also implied a person who subbed with the name OiCForMod was a troll. Shortly after, he asked if anyone had seen OiC because Phil hadn't seen him since the sub bomb.
Was Phil worried that OiC heard him refer to the idea of making OiC mod an apparent troll meme? Or was he checking to see if he was going to have to dip out and send him an email to come back for the last 10 minutes to hit the goal? We'll see momentarily.
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Even the most devoted pay pig will flee the pig pen if strung along for too long. Don't you fret though. Someone will fill OIC's shoes before too long. Maybe another tut? Emerald seven? PlanetJeff? A redeemed swagginz perhaps? Only the pig roach knows.
 
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