Containment What If?

What if Chris started acting like Santa and started breaking into people's houses and leaving toys?
 
What if Chris was walking to court for his next court date and along the way he hit his head on something and just forgot what he was doing and decided to do something else?
 
What if Chris was walking to court for his next court date and along the way he hit his head on something and just forgot what he was doing and decided to do something else?

1. Run away.
2. Shit himself and do nothing.
3. Eat at McDonald's.
4. Sigh.
5. Stalk ladies.
6. All of the above.

What if Chris was on a wheelchair?
 
What if Chris and another bad webcomic guy (Linkara, GK, KK) collabed?
It would actually go along nicely untill Chris would mace the other guy for wanting to do a bad review of his masterpiece Sonichu.
What if Chris published a book about his life?
 
What if Chris was an Anime character?

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what if Chris joined a volunteer group like Americorps or Peace Corps after graduating from MHS instead of wasting Borb's $$$ at PVCC?
 
I've been reading that the SSDI trust fund may run out next year. That probably means benefit cuts. How long do you think it takes Chris to notice, and how will he react? I'm guessing he doesn't notice until he bounces a check.
 
I've been reading that the SSDI trust fund may run out next year. That probably means benefit cuts. How long do you think it takes Chris to notice, and how will he react? I'm guessing he doesn't notice until he bounces a check.

He wouldn't and he'll continue to spend a metric fuckton of credit.
 
What if Chris was surrounded by a pride of hungry lions?

He'd tell them:

DON'T MAUL ANYBODY!
 
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