Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

[Psych0Trash]

H/t other farms

Faaaaaaat.
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Girl is delusional getting that tiny child's fuzzy chair; there is no way she can fit into it. Not even her shooped self could.

god, can she really not see that the pose she's repeating in EVERY SINGLE PICTURE RECENTLY is not doing her any favours and only makes her look dumber, more drugged out, more deformed, and just... horrifying in all the ways? knock. it. off. Tuna. PLEASE.

that's definitely a very unfortunate body shape, indeed... it seems there *was* a time when she at least dressed half appropriately for it, but several years ago, after so much time of drug abuse frying her last brain cells, it's like her concept of "flattering" has been thrown out the window, shattered, and blown away in the wind, never to be seen again. she dresses like she either truly believes she *has* the 90s gaunt "heroin chic", or early 00s "can-pull-off-super-low-rise-jeans" body that she dresses for, when the reality couldn't be further from the truth, OR she's been so out of it for so long she doesn't even conceptualise what she looks like anymore, and figures dressing in a mix of "juicy" tracksuits and kinderwhore dresses is cool and great, not realising how frumpy, sloppy, shapeless, and droopy she looks. such a weird fat distribution too, I'm just glad she doesn't post her semi-nudes nearly as often anymore cause they make me gag (*cue flashbacks of that video with Lurch that was posted some time ago*... )

How is her butt simultaneously big yet shapeless?? Also her hair is getting all matted and chunky and needs brushing again, and the blocky black tiny-eyes liner is making a reappearance. Any day now the crusty lavender lipstick will make a comeback. Dammit luna get it together

haha, is "get it together" even a possibility at this point? like putting together a piece of glass that's been smashed to a million pieces and strewed sporadically across a square mile...

Not just matted and needs brushing, she completely destroyed it with bleach. Her hair was arguably her best natural quality too. She did her best to make it look like shit but very naturally thick, a lot of women would kill for hair like that. Can't fix that kind of damage once it's bleached to shit like that, all you can do is cut it off and start over.

honestly, I'm simultaneously sad for such good, thick hair having been wasted on such a useless, careless person, and also surprised she still *has* any hair at all. considering she's been using box-bleach/dye on her hair literally non-stop, with unknown technique, for AT LEAST 11 years (according to her FB), sometimes going from blonde, to dark colour, and then back to pale blonde in a matter of weeks, i can barely process how her hair hasn't all fallen out in clumps yet. she clearly barely does the minimum to care for it, if anything at all, and her natural colour is actually petty dark, as seen from how her roots grow out, which, with 30vol bleach, would take at least a couple rounds each time. and that's hoping she only bleaches her roots when doing that, and not going over here whole hair, but tbh, from the picture, it looks so brittle it's hard to watch.

i mean, just imagine taking your best feature and thinking "nah, i don't want this"

Spoiler: this bit is unimportant but i can't keep my mouth shut

I blame Null for putting this thread on the front page a while back.

nah bro, I'm just autistic af. i sought Luna out by myself, and in fact, this thread is what brought me to the farms. i apologise and own up to the cringe i post, but don't blame Null haha

 

[Chicken Neck Nelly]

god, can she really not see that the pose she's repeating in EVERY SINGLE PICTURE RECENTLY is not doing her any favours and only makes her look dumber, more drugged out, more deformed, and just... horrifying in all the ways? knock. it. off. Tuna. PLEASE.

Didn't you get the memo that all women are beautiful QWEENZ, dawg?

 

[Cynar]

two words: benzo munchies.

Truth. Anybody working customer service in drug stores, gas stations, etc: if a strung out wreck comes in and they're out of it, cranky, sleepy, and WAY too much of a mess to just be stoned, but you're like "that can't be a *junkie* though. They've got a fat ass and are buying 3 kitkats and a bag of gummie worms," now you know. The junkie sweet tooth is real

Agree with above, she totally fucked her hair up with that last bleaching. I don’t know if she decided to do her whole head instead of just the roots or put the whole toner on and used a high volume of developer on it for longer than recommended, but there’s no saving that.
It’s slowly going to break off and get more scraggly over time, the one “plus” is that Luna rarely washes her hair so it’s not being dried out more. But then again she uses shit products for her hair so I don’t know if that even matters.

Love it or hate it, I get the bleached-to-oblivion, straw-hair look. I just wish she'd at least trim the ends, BRUSH IT, use a leave-in conditioner. Ive known hobos who put in more effort. Come on Luna ffs

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Ohhhh noes

 

[Mary Tyler Meltdown]

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Lord. Imagine having to make a reddit post asking for information about your government gibs because you are too dumb to Google. Imagine having to do it for your felonious middle aged junkie boyfriend because he cant be bothered to know how to use a computer (or even type) in 2021. She sounds like she's trying to help an elderly person fill out an online form.

And the cherry on top of this trashy trainwreck is she somehow got to mention that shes dating someone twice her age and started dating them when she was high school age.

I know Luna is incapable of shame but I'm just gonna say it - that is embarrassing on so many fronts.

 

[Niggernerd]

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Reddit pls help...who cares how big our age gap is??? just tell me about the money

 

[unidentified code]

She was 17 and he was 30 when they got together...

 

[Niggernerd]

She was 17 and he was 30 when they got together...

A true romeo and juliet story. We're all just jealous

 

[multiverse]

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Christ, what a pair. Matthew isn't even 40, but has spent the past 20 years so fucked up that he missed out gaining the most basic skills in electronics operation - not design, not programming, just operating electronics with moron-proof software (iPhones, Apple computers, IRS software intended to be easy wether one is elderly or speaks no English, etc.)

And then there's Luna, who is junkie whining behind him, berating him for his social security number so SHE can punch it in all day while he's out scoring because she has never figured out how to file taxes and is thus ineligible for stimulus at the age of 24.

And neither of them is even slightly ashamed of this, to the point of whinging about it on reddit. Truly astounding.

 

[Rotogravure]

Reddit pls help...who cares how big our age gap is??? just tell me about the money

And why won't someone help poor uwu Luna and just give her THEIR money so she can get married and her birth certificate.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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I’m amused that this is the third stimmy check they were totally going to use to get a copy of Luna’s birth certificate and get married. How many stimmy checks will it take to make Luna a wifey? Kind of like the lollipop lick mystery.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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"also haven't changed addresses". Well, not yet.

 

[lightswitchdoll]

I'm not from the US so I don't fully understand this stimulus thing, but is there a possibility that something has happened to stop Lurch from actually getting one? Or are they just being retarded?

 

[Sketch]

I'm not from the US so I don't fully understand this stimulus thing, but is there a possibility that something has happened to stop Lurch from actually getting one? Or are they just being retarded?

Hmm I think the only thing he'd have to do is fill out the non filer form. It's only your ssn and name and address. If he got the other ones, he should qualify

 

[Pink Lily]

Those hello kitty plushies look filthier than Jin’s Twilight Sparkle. After he shat on her.

What amazes me the most is that people like Luna have absolutely no shame. Regularly posts wearing that same baby pink top that is stained and looks like it hasn’t been washed in years. She doesn’t give a fuck that the world knows she doesn’t change her clothes, likely her underwear and her teeth have probably never seen a brush. I can smell this girl through the screen. I imagine her ‘squat’ has full ashtrays everywhere, the smell of stale cigarettes in the air, sweaty grimy unwashed bedding and windows never opened so it smells literally like a tuna box. Many addicts don’t even have social media accounts or rarely use them because they are aware of how they appear to others, they are sometimes ashamed of the way they live and wouldn’t dream of posting their track marks and droopy eyes for the world to see. But this one actually wants to ‘show off’ her drug addled self and lifestyle. It’s like she’s proud. Do the drugs just make you not see the filth you’re living in or the state you look on camera?

 

[DarthBrooks]

Her failure to locate Lurch's gubamint gimmies makes me think that either A)Lurch is a goddamned retard that cannot remember his own ssn or birthdate, or B) he's never there. Why isn't he there? Is he in jail awaiting trial and this is why tuna is no longer doing smack?(because she has 0 connections in the dope scene) sometimes I think too much.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Do the drugs just make you not see the filth you’re living in or the state you look on camera?

Yes and yes. It’s like the beer goggle effect, only far stronger. The smell of stale tobacco and unwashed clothes worn for weeks is the scent o’ dope fiend.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Reddit will chew up and spit out anyone in their 20s with an age gap over 4 years, so good luck with that, Tuna.

Her failure to locate Lurch's gubamint gimmies makes me think that either A)Lurch is a goddamned retard that cannot remember his own ssn or birthdate, or B) he's never there. Why isn't he there? Is he in jail awaiting trial and this is why tuna is no longer doing smack?(because she has 0 connections in the dope scene) sometimes I think too much.

I wonder if Lurch used someone else's info to get the previous checks. Something's up.

Those hello kitty plushies look filthier than Jin’s Twilight Sparkle. After he shat on her.

What amazes me the most is that people like Luna have absolutely no shame. Regularly posts wearing that same baby pink top that is stained and looks like it hasn’t been washed in years. She doesn’t give a fuck that the world knows she doesn’t change her clothes, likely her underwear and her teeth have probably never seen a brush. I can smell this girl through the screen. I imagine her ‘squat’ has full ashtrays everywhere, the smell of stale cigarettes in the air, sweaty grimy unwashed bedding and windows never opened so it smells literally like a tuna box. Many addicts don’t even have social media accounts or rarely use them because they are aware of how they appear to others, they are sometimes ashamed of the way they live and wouldn’t dream of posting their track marks and droopy eyes for the world to see. But this one actually wants to ‘show off’ her drug addled self and lifestyle. It’s like she’s proud. Do the drugs just make you not see the filth you’re living in or the state you look on camera?

I really, really, really, really want to take two bottles of bleach, a pressure washer, and the hazmat team from Hoarders into Tuna and Lurch's apartment. I love seeing how black the cleaner tank gets after shampooing a carpet, it would be practically vantablack in their place.

 

[multiverse]

Hmm I think the only thing he'd have to do is fill out the non filer form. It's only your ssn and name and address. If he got the other ones, he should qualify

This is probably the issue. If he never filed taxes or at least a non filer form for 2020, he won't get a check.

However - he got the last two checks without issue other than having to wait for the check to be mailed and arrive, because he clearly doesn't have a bank account. But he had to have filed to get the first two checks, I think?

Since these checks were prepared en masse for those who do not give their bank account numbers to the IRS, just logistically, it is going to take a long time: to process the mailing list; print the checks, stuff them in envelopes, and get them posted. Luna seems to think that millions of printed checks should just magically appear - at the address of her illegal squat - on the same day the electronic payments arrived, and is stroppy each day this doesn't happen. She simply doesn't have the processing power to comprehend all of this.

So she posts to reddit to whine at people about this, as if it is the IRS customer service chat.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

This is probably the issue. If he never filed taxes or at least a non filer form for 2020, he won't get a check.

However - he got the last two checks without issue other than having to wait for the check to be mailed and arrive, because he clearly doesn't have a bank account. But he had to have filed to get the first two checks, I think?

Since these checks were prepared en masse for those who do not give their bank account numbers to the IRS, just logistically, it is going to take a long time: to process the mailing list; print the checks, stuff them in envelopes, and get them posted. Luna seems to think that millions of printed checks should just magically appear - at the address of her illegal squat - on the same day the electronic payments arrived, and is stroppy each day this doesn't happen. She simply doesn't have the processing power to comprehend all of this.

So she posts to reddit to whine at people about this, as if it is the IRS customer service chat.

Lurch obviously has Medicaid paying for his methadone so I figure someone at the clinic has had him do basic paperwork every year just so the clinic gets their money and he keeps his “chronically unemployed, broke as fuck” Medicaid eligibility.