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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Oh shit, Avery might have earned himself a permanent place on the Tranch's rogue gallery.
I have the mental image of Bonnie printing out the avatar of a Twitter shitposter and pins it on one of their target practice dummies.
Based Earl laying siege to the tranch in real life, Avery stalking them on social media with his nazi talking points.
Poor darlings can't catch a break.
It's like anudda operation Barbarossa.
 
Oh shit, Avery might have earned himself a permanent place on the Tranch's rogue gallery.
I have the mental image of Bonnie printing out the avatar of a Twitter shitposter and pins it on one of their target practice dummies.
Based Earl laying siege to the tranch in real life, Avery stalking them on social media with his nazi talking points.
Poor darlings can't catch a break.
It's like anudda operation Barbarossa.
They must have a shit ton of target dummys with all of these "nazi's" and "chuds" cropping up, asking for something so horrible
prove of attacks
 
I know I'm reaching here, but I'm wondering if at least one of the Tranch Davidians is a "targeted individual." If you haven't heard of "TIs" before, they're people with undiagnosed/untreated schizophrenia who believe that some powerful group (often the government, could be a church, etc) is stalking and harassing them for some reason and doing so in subtle ways. For example, a TI might think that if three red cars pass by their house, this is a form of psychological harassment because they are forcing the TI to notice the pattern. Kind of makes me wonder if someone there thinks they're targeted by the militia and are trying to find signs of it existing in random phenomena.
 
That's all they ever do when backed into a corner, go rooting through the entire social media of the person and try to discredit them rather than you know the actual point which they can't win on.
Right, because in SJW and troon logic, if a person has had even 1 bad take, their entire existence is now dismissed.
Normal people know that it's completely possible to be wrong when it comes to one topic but right on a different topic. Ok, this poster doesn't like black people. That doesn't mean he's wrong that the troons have no evidence of the "fash" despite their many cameras. Besides, none of the tranchers are black, so this man's racism shouldn't matter here. Fucking black and white mentality, you're a good person or you're bad through and through.
 
I know I'm reaching here, but I'm wondering if at least one of the Tranch Davidians is a "targeted individual." If you haven't heard of "TIs" before, they're people with undiagnosed/untreated schizophrenia who believe that some powerful group (often the government, could be a church, etc) is stalking and harassing them for some reason and doing so in subtle ways. For example, a TI might think that if three red cars pass by their house, this is a form of psychological harassment because they are forcing the TI to notice the pattern. Kind of makes me wonder if someone there thinks they're targeted by the militia and are trying to find signs of it existing in random phenomena.
"Gang stalking" is another term for it. I can't decide if any of the tranchers are legitimately paranoid or just doing this to fellate themselves and make pity money.
 
I know I'm reaching here, but I'm wondering if at least one of the Tranch Davidians is a "targeted individual." If you haven't heard of "TIs" before, they're people with undiagnosed/untreated schizophrenia who believe that some powerful group (often the government, could be a church, etc) is stalking and harassing them for some reason and doing so in subtle ways. For example, a TI might think that if three red cars pass by their house, this is a form of psychological harassment because they are forcing the TI to notice the pattern. Kind of makes me wonder if someone there thinks they're targeted by the militia and are trying to find signs of it existing in random phenomena.
They're obviously all extremely mentally ill. No mentally healthy person would be at this ranch willingly. It took a long, long string of catastrophically bad decisions for every single one of them to end up at this place. At least one of them having symptoms of paranoia, delusions of gang stalking, or other kinds of schizophrenia symptoms would not be a stretch. They used their mental health as an excuse for their fetish surgery instead of seeking treatment for their brain disorder(s).

That said, the prevalence of unsubstantiated persecution grandstanding in the trans community is well worn out by now. The most likely explanation is that this is simply a convenient grift to con other troons and well-meaning but unsuspecting people to fork over money for man toys. They'll up the ante with more outrageous stories to continue harvesting money and woke points until the operation collapses. It's really a shame that there's so many innocent animals involved in this farce.
 
Taking estradiol causes your body to increase its uptake of copper. This is known to be detrimental to mental health; I believe Wilson's disease was mentioned earlier in this thread, and it is a hereditary metabolic defect that causes the body to accumulate far too much copper, resulting in numerous psychiatric symptoms which resolve when copper is brought under control. Many troons are autistic, and autistic people have excess copper as one of their many biochemical symptoms of their condition. (Actual women have bodies that use more copper than mens' bodies do for menstruation and pregnancy, usually keeping their copper levels under control despite their higher estradiol levels. But of course troons don't have uteruses.)

Basically you have to be crazy to troon out to begin with, but the hormones actively make it worse.
 
Why not both?

They're obviously all extremely mentally ill. No mentally healthy person would be at this ranch willingly. It took a long, long string of catastrophically bad decisions for every single one of them to end up at this place. At least one of them having symptoms of paranoia, delusions of gang stalking, or other kinds of schizophrenia symptoms would not be a stretch. They used their mental health as an excuse for their fetish surgery instead of seeking treatment for their brain disorder(s).

That said, the prevalence of unsubstantiated persecution grandstanding in the trans community is well worn out by now. The most likely explanation is that this is simply a convenient grift to con other troons and well-meaning but unsuspecting people to fork over money for man toys. They'll up the ante with more outrageous stories to continue harvesting money and woke points until the operation collapses. It's really a shame that there's so many innocent animals involved in this farce.

It's true. Anybody who has worked in any capacity with the mentally disabled/mentally ill/junkies/homeless/etc knows that people are fully capable of being both honestly and truly sick in ways they don't even fully understand, as well as being manipulative malicious little shits, all at the same time. It's what makes that line of work so hard: a little dude with FAS and mild Down's will deadass look you in the eye, purposely shit his pants, and tell you to go fuck yourself when you don't let him stay up and watch an old VHS of Care Bears.
 
I've had my share of NDs.
>At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18)
>Drinking with friends
>Show them my new Jericho
>Try to manually decock
>Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling
>Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.


Second time
>At range
>Showing friend pistol
>Think gun is unloaded
>Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger.
>Forgot loaded mag in
>Shoot between his feet


Third time
>At parents house.
>Just bought a sig from a guy
>Get home
>Try swapping slides with another sig I had
>Forgot the other sig slide was chambered.
>Pull trigger
>Shoot parents wall


Fourth time
>At my new house
>Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK
>Release bolt
>Slam fires round into ground


Fifth time
>Showing a friend how to use it
>No idea how but a round got chambered
>Show him how the trigger works,
>Pull trigger
>Shoots round into floor in the same place as before


Sixth time
>Thought maybe the house was haunted
>Grab a sig
>Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in
>pull trigger at the same hole
>Round goes off


Seventh time
>Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it
>I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it
>Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.


Eighth time
>Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10
>I had no idea how open bolt guns worked.
>He's showing it off to me
>I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt)
>Pulled the trigger for some reason
>Shot 3 rounds into my wall


Ninth time
>doing some house clearing drills with my AR
>car alarm goes off outside
>panic and fire a round through window


Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.

Please tell me this is a copy pasta.
 
Right, because in SJW and troon logic, if a person has had even 1 bad take, their entire existence is now dismissed.
Normal people know that it's completely possible to be wrong when it comes to one topic but right on a different topic. Ok, this poster doesn't like black people. That doesn't mean he's wrong that the troons have no evidence of the "fash" despite their many cameras. Besides, none of the tranchers are black, so this man's racism shouldn't matter here. Fucking black and white mentality, you're a good person or you're bad through and through.
He may be racist, but at least he recognizes the grift.

There's going to be a point where more people are going to be asking the same questions, but they're not all going to have older, incriminating Tweets that can be linked as a clapback along with "yikes!"
 
They're obviously all extremely mentally ill. No mentally healthy person would be at this ranch willingly. It took a long, long string of catastrophically bad decisions for every single one of them to end up at this place. At least one of them having symptoms of paranoia, delusions of gang stalking, or other kinds of schizophrenia symptoms would not be a stretch. They used their mental health as an excuse for their fetish surgery instead of seeking treatment for their brain disorder(s).

That said, the prevalence of unsubstantiated persecution grandstanding in the trans community is well worn out by now. The most likely explanation is that this is simply a convenient grift to con other troons and well-meaning but unsuspecting people to fork over money for man toys. They'll up the ante with more outrageous stories to continue harvesting money and woke points until the operation collapses. It's really a shame that there's so many innocent animals involved in this farce.
I think if they really believed it, we'd at least get photos similar to bigfoot sightings or ufos or Nessie. They wouldn't show anything but a smudge or a shadow, but the troons would believe it is 100% proof. The fact that they can't even provide that kind of lame proof, imo, means this is 100% grift.

Not that they aren't crazy enough to believe they are being hunted down, but I honestly think they would piss their pants and immediately dial 911 if they thought a redneck with a gun was coming for them.
 
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