DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[PutridElephant]

RETCON TIME!

Hate army was only a joke! Always was a joke! He dont even remember he if sold hate army merch.

"I never sold a jerseys"

But YOU'RE the one who called the t-shirt a jersey.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

The "King of Retro" has never played Goldeneye.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

The "King of Retro" has never played Goldeneye.

If a Golden Eye remake/port was announced in last months Nintendo Direct, then he would be talking about all of the amazing battles he had playing with his friends and how evolutionary the game was for it's time and etc.

 

[Pargon]

Phil right now is literally retconning the fact that he sold merchandise with "Hate Army" on it.

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So he doesn't remember this but he DOES remember going to a Little Caesar's 10 years ago and having to wait for a pizza

He remembers. He just can't ever decide if his spin ought to be that he's proud or ashamed of his embarrassing shit, so you're just as likely to encounter him denying doing these things as bragging about them. It just seems to be another decision he makes on a whim.

 

[SirChipDouglas]

Anyone else catch that nice nugget in pre-stream about how he hasn't played FF7 and its just been sitting on his PS3 for "over a decade just waiting to be played." So he has once again forgotten his own lies about claiming to have played the original FF7. He's just retconning everything today, and he's too stupid to realize he is even doing it at times lmao!

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

ive seen him put his finger in his ear then his mouth today

ugh

 

[The Clown Dimension]

Someone apparently has a physical copy of the Wii GoldenEye remake that DSP and John Rambo signed. DSP confirmed on-stream this was him because he always did straight lines and spelled the full name out when signing things at conventions.

You can own a piece of history for only $60,000! Such a steal.

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[OJ Simpson]

Someone apparently has a physical copy of the Wii GoldenEye remake that DSP and John Rambo signed. DSP confirmed on-stream this was him because he always did straight lines and spelled the full name out when signing things at conventions.

You can own a piece of history for only $60,000! Such a steal.

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Piss take, has to be. I would like to get DSP's take on it though lmfao, and maybe that's the end goal of a potential gay op. Hypothetically if someone did buy it, I have no doubt that DSP would try to get a few shekels because in his fucked up law expert mind, you can't legally sell something with someone else's signature on it without them getting a percentage. That's illegal, dood.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

You can own a piece of history for only $60,000! Such a steal.

Edit i see what you did @OJ Simpson ............

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

Is he sweeping the whole “10 year plan” his mommy laid the law down on under the rug? Phil it’s been like 2-3 years already, you don’t have that much time left. You better bank on Kats cooking giving you a stroke so you will have a valid excuse since your bACK injury isn’t a real medical disqualification.

"Sahreey mahm but -snort- even though you gave me lahts of phazativatey when I got married in duh kitchen but y'know -burp- allutuh people have been saying that akchully they're gunna keep supporting me until I die."

 

[Jasper2K]

Someone apparently has a physical copy of the Wii GoldenEye remake that DSP and John Rambo signed. DSP confirmed on-stream this was him because he always did straight lines and spelled the full name out when signing things at conventions.

You can own a piece of history for only $60,000! Such a steal.

eBay archive

You can barely see john rambo's name on the box. Feelsbadman.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

Wasn’t there talk from Phil either before or after the vest streak that he was talking about wearing some flea market quality jerseys? I’m assuming the paypigs did not respond positively to such an idea yet they cream their pants over jeans. What a mad world.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Wasn’t there talk from Phil either before or after the vest streak that he was talking about wearing some flea market quality jerseys? I’m assuming the paypigs did not respond positively to such an idea yet they cream their pants over jeans. What a mad world.

In the spirit of making obscene amounts of money by wearing old clothes from the back of his closet, he dug out one of his old Jersey's he had custom made and floated the idea of a 'Jersey Streak.' None of the paypigs seemed interested so the idea was promptly abandoned like the chair spin streak.

 

[snort inquisition]

Someone apparently has a physical copy of the Wii GoldenEye remake that DSP and John Rambo signed. DSP confirmed on-stream this was him because he always did straight lines and spelled the full name out when signing things at conventions.

You can own a piece of history for only $60,000! Such a steal.

eBay archive

bro imagine if this is just a gay op and the guy fakes this being sold, imagine how fucking mad dsp would be that some other guy got that $60k and not him, even if it isn't real

 

[L.I.M.B. Commander]

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I believe you

This is good....real good. This idiot probably realized, but is probably in denial, that there is no future, no redemption arc, no light at the end of the tunnel, no retirement. This idiot has literally painted himself into such a corner, there is no escape. Even with every conceivable red cent, it won't save him; he's done, the dance is over, the movie flopped, the game didn't sell.

Another thing about him leaving "on his own terms" is that he can't. Phil for some dumb reason has way too much invested in this internet shit. We all here can turn off the monitor and live life, meanwhile Phil is at this point eyeballs deep in the autism; this is all he has and he is doing a shit job of maintaining it.
What will make Phil leave IMO is the same way Blip, Machima, Kurse, YouTube kinda booted him out: one big monumental fuck up that can't be ignored or another scenario of his finances becoming even more jacked up to the point that any amount of money can't save him. Phil is still due for one or the other so I'll enjoy the ride and laugh.

 

[PunchCat]

 

[DiabeticSP]

Phil will never retire because he can't afford to.

I'm not even making half of what he makes and I can guarantee I got more cash in the bank saved up in case covid buggaloo murders the economy or whatever else happens.

If Phil could afford to not stream, he wouldn't stream. He'd play fucking Champions in his cave all day.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

This is good....real good. This idiot probably realized, but is probably in denial, that there is no future, no redemption arc, no light at the end of the tunnel, no retirement. This idiot has literally painted himself into such a corner, there is no escape. Even with every conceivable red cent, it won't save him; he's done, the dance is over, the movie flopped, the game didn't sell.

Another thing about him leaving "on his own terms" is that he can't. Phil for some dumb reason has way too much invested in this internet shit. We all here can turn off the monitor and live life, meanwhile Phil is at this point eyeballs deep in the autism; this is all he has and he is doing a shit job of maintaining it.

Phil and many fans/detractors are concerned with "how long" he'll be playing vidya for internet pennies. What they should be thinking about is "what happens after".

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I literally just learned that I'll be losing my job within a month or two and I'll probably have 2-3x the money saved that DSP does, and I only make 15 dollars an hour. He's incapable of being an adult and saving/withholding gratification.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Someone in chat just told Phil what to do but explained it somewhat incorrectly. DSP flipped the fuck out at him and called him an idiot. DSP figured out what he meant and is now making 'progress'. DSP refused to apologize after being called out because he was right and the guy was technically wrong. He is so obsessed with being right about everything.

I literally just learned that I'll be losing my job within a month or two and I'll probably have 2-3x the money saved that DSP does.

Dude I'm really sorry to hear you have $0 saved up.