Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Andrew Neiman]

Uh oh someone got his fee-fees hurt

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A "Russell Greer died" parade is a good idea.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Uh oh someone got his fee-fees hurt

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Russ, you hate video games. You said they were a waste of time. We're not doing anything different than what normies do to celebrities. You want to be famous, right?

Hey, at least we're not sending you "gift" songs, and then suing you for not acknowledging our gifts.

 

[The Great Citracett]

"She didn't even compliment my red sequined tux, that WHORE!"

 

[Barbarella]

Hey, at least he understands that posting here is something we do when bored, in our free time, unlike the other cows who think we spend ten hours a day talking about them.

But yeah, I’m going to the parade. I’ll be the one in red sequins.

 

[StinkySnack]

Hopefully a slew of Phantom Gigglers will jump on that FB rant soon.

 

[Hamsteroid]

If his band needs a name, I suggest Satan’s Shortbus.

The band's name is "Russell Greer and the I don't know, who cares"

 

[The Great Citracett]

I always figured he'd call his band "Russell Greer and the Russell Greer Experience featuring Russell Greer" or something to that effect.

The band consists of 3 or 4 other guys doing the singing and instruments and Russ off to the side bobbing up and down banging away at his keytar, the band having secretly unplugged his amp before the concert, Sid Vicious style.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

The band's name is "Russell Greer and the I don't know, who cares"

• The Face Formerly Known as Russell Greer
• The Bare Naked Mole Rats
• CfY (Can't Feel Yourface)
• Russ-hole Tull

 

[CWCissey]

The Slack Faces
The Droolers
Sex Lovin' Criminals
The Poon Tang Clan

 

[DrJonesHat]

Hey, at least he understands that posting here is something we do when bored, in our free time, unlike the other cows who think we spend ten hours a day talking about them.

But yeah, I’m going to the parade. I’ll be the one in red sequins.

Will there be a keytar player in the procession?

 

[Constellationzero]

TLDR

Butternut threw DOWN. Butternut said fuck more than once. Don't jump in Butternut's shit. Butternut lives matter.

Also: That judge can be ANYTHING. Sure, the guy was the judge of the nth annual Uinta County Fair pie eating contest, but he was a JUDGE you fucking bigots!

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Crusty Rusty and the Rat Mouth Gang

 

[Hamsteroid]

He should unironically name his band Russell Greer and the Magical Star Buddies.

 

[Constellationzero]

The "Let me explain!" Project
Cold Stone Plights
There Will Be Blood: On the Dance Floor

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

>plays a video game

Says the "man" that thinks they're childish.

This is Ratmouth we're talking about. He lives in a fantasy land where he's a total package stud that is better than 99% of the guys out there and women would only know this if they gave him a chance.

He doesn't actually do any of those things. He just says he does to make himself look better and it's because what normies do. It's not like anybody is actually going to check up on him or anything.

 

[Hamsteroid]

The Greer Greasers
Swifted
Two Thousand Dollar Bread Sticks
Plights and Wooing in Las Vegas

 

[JustSomeDong]

The "Let me explain!" Project
Cold Stone Plights
There Will Be Blood: On the Dance Floor

Drool on the Dance Floor
Nightmares on Grease
Grease and Roses
Grimus
Narcy Narc and the Slackface Bunch
Audio(sex)slave
Cant Blink182
The Sequined Underground
Drooly by Nature
Ol' Dirty Butternut
Men Without Soap

I'm not very good at it, but I had a fun 5 minutes thinkin' these up.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Three Doors Down's Syndrome

 

[DrJonesHat]

I like the "Let me explain Project."

 

[SenorCurditos]

Russell Greer crying on FB