Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Of fucking course fatty would offer up his flab stroke arm to get a vaccine for a “plandemic” Krispy Kreme.

If he ever gets vaxxed for a fucking donut, he should pray hard he doesn't get the AstraZeneca variant as it's prone to cause complications (and death) in people with underlying health conditions.
 
If he ever gets vaxxed for a fucking donut, he should pray hard he doesn't get the AstraZeneca variant as it's prone to cause complications (and death) in people with underlying health conditions.
This isn’t the place for your shitty anti vaccine spewing. You’ve been here since like 2014, you should know better my friend.

regardless, jack likely will not get the vaccine. He’s far too stubborn and getting it will mean he needs to admit it’s real.
 
This isn’t the place for your shitty anti vaccine spewing. You’ve been here since like 2014, you should know better my friend.

regardless, jack likely will not get the vaccine. He’s far too stubborn and getting it will mean he needs to admit it’s real.
I am not even remotely anti-vax, I literally got my family and myself vaxxed earlier but we've got the Pfizer variant.

There are already reports about concerns with regards how the AstraZeneca vaccines might cause issues of blood clots in people lately, which is a concern.

And it's people with health issues like Jack might get an elevated risk of developing complications taking the AstraZeneca type as it mainly deals with blood clots forming.
 
While I agree adding politics to your channel is a bad idea unless its your bread and butter because it will only alienate people. The examples given here don't fit Jack and also Jack's issues go further than just politics.

Babish is a great cook comparing him and Jack is like comparing the Olympics to the Special Olympics.

As for MRESteve let's face it the guy once ate dried meat from the Boer War he could go full Nazi and read Mein Kampf on his channel and people would then tune in just to see if this is the time the Hitler lover gets Botulism.

A better comparison is Simply Sara another fatty who is an Average Cook on their best days. Sara has 216K Subscribers where Jack has 471K but her videos usually get between 10 to 40K views where Jack can't crack 10K on average. Why? One she isn't political but also she knows what she is and isn't deluded thinking she'll be the next big thing (Unintentional Fat Joke). Last she keeps her comments and likes on so she isn't thinned skinned like Jack.

Even without politics Jack would be a shitty cook, with a thin skin, and a inflated ego.
 
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Of fucking course fatty would offer up his flab stroke arm to get a vaccine for a “plandemic” Krispy Kreme.
But sugar and donuts are teh evul! Jack said so! You mean to tell me that Jack is a massive hypocrite? Say it ain't so! /sneed

And if confronted on this he'd simply say, "I'm just doing this to inform people who get vaccinated they can get a free donut. I didn't say that I was going to get one, " or some shit like that. Meanwhile he gets the vaccine and locates every Krispy Kreme in his immediate area so to get as many donuts as possible. And if, by some chance, somebody sees him he'd just say he's getting them for Jr & Jr.
 
If he ever gets vaxxed for a fucking donut, he should pray hard he doesn't get the AstraZeneca variant as it's prone to cause complications (and death) in people with underlying health conditions.
The AZN vaccine isn’t approved in the U.S., so it’s not an issue. Since it’s not approved, we’re actually loaning our stockpile to other countries since we can’t use them. By the time it can get an EUA, the States will be awash in vaccine supply from the other three suppliers so it’s unlikely that many will ever get the AZN vaccine. I also think the clot issue is really overrated - 120,000 people in Norway received the vaccine and only 3 had a problem with clotting.

But back to Jack. Jack seems determined to not get the vaccine. I think he’ll buckle if there are restrictions placed on the non-vaccinated, or if a doctor gets through to him, but probably not. It’s weird since Jack has multiple conditions that could cause COVID to kill him: severe obesity, diabetes, high blood pressure, multiple cerebrovascular issues, etc. Jack is the reason why high risk groups are able to get vaccinated early, but he’s an idiot and isn’t interested. It’s crazy that since even though it’s generally older people that die, Jack is almost the stereotype for a younger person that dies of COVID.
 
The AZN vaccine isn’t approved in the U.S., so it’s not an issue. Since it’s not approved, we’re actually loaning our stockpile to other countries since we can’t use them. By the time it can get an EUA, the States will be awash in vaccine supply from the other three suppliers so it’s unlikely that many will ever get the AZN vaccine. I also think the clot issue is really overrated - 120,000 people in Norway received the vaccine and only 3 had a problem with clotting.

But back to Jack. Jack seems determined to not get the vaccine. I think he’ll buckle if there are restrictions placed on the non-vaccinated, or if a doctor gets through to him, but probably not. It’s weird since Jack has multiple conditions that could cause COVID to kill him: severe obesity, diabetes, high blood pressure, multiple cerebrovascular issues, etc. Jack is the reason why high risk groups are able to get vaccinated early, but he’s an idiot and isn’t interested. It’s crazy that since even though it’s generally older people that die, Jack is almost the stereotype for a younger person that dies of COVID.
jack doesn't think he's at risk for severe covid complications (lol) and believes that he had it last february but wasn't able to get tested. he also claims that multiple people in his household had it already. with his remarkable luck, he probably did have a mild or asymptomatic case despite the fact that he's literally a walking risk factor

despite him being very, very high risk, you'd think he would change his tune just a little bit given the fact that his best friend ended up in the hospital hooked up to a ventilator with severe covid. but jack is far more scared of neck massagers and minorities
 
jack doesn't think he's at risk for severe covid complications (lol) and believes that he had it last february but wasn't able to get tested. he also claims that multiple people in his household had it already. with his remarkable luck, he probably did have a mild or asymptomatic case despite the fact that he's literally a walking risk factor

despite him being very, very high risk, you'd think he would change his tune just a little bit given the fact that his best friend ended up in the hospital hooked up to a ventilator with severe covid. but jack is far more scared of neck massagers and minorities
I really don't think he had Covid. The dude is always coughing up a lung and can't tell the difference since he thinks its overrated in terms of danger.
 
I really don't think he had Covid. The dude is always coughing up a lung and can't tell the difference since he thinks its overrated in terms of danger.
I think it’s absolutely possible he got it. Jack acted completely irresponsible during the pandemic, in terms of constantly going out, traveling, and not wearing a mask. Hell, the guy went to a fucking theme park during a pandemic.

COVID is weird and impacts people differently. It’s possible he got a mild case, and possibly likely with all of his risky behavior. Based on all of his risk factors, he’s incredibly fortunate if that’s the case. A bad case easily could kill him, so he’s been putting a loaded gun to his head on an almost daily basis for a year.

Jack’s behavior and refusal to get a vaccine is one of the most frustrating and insane aspects of him. Hanging out in a restaurant could kill him, but he wants to go out and gorge on 1,400 calorie deep fried cauliflower so he’s going to risk it.
 
I think it’s absolutely possible he got it. Jack acted completely irresponsible during the pandemic, in terms of constantly going out, traveling, and not wearing a mask. Hell, the guy went to a fucking theme park during a pandemic.

COVID is weird and impacts people differently. It’s possible he got a mild case, and possibly likely with all of his risky behavior. Based on all of his risk factors, he’s incredibly fortunate if that’s the case. A bad case easily could kill him, so he’s been putting a loaded gun to his head on an almost daily basis for a year.

Jack’s behavior and refusal to get a vaccine is one of the most frustrating and insane aspects of him. Hanging out in a restaurant could kill him, but he wants to go out and gorge on 1,400 calorie deep fried cauliflower so he’s going to risk it.
I think with Jack everything is about convenience and its infuriating. He keeps harping about wearing a mask when you get up at a restaurant implying the tables are magic but never bothers to think the reasoning is about staff and other patrons. No one outside his family are worth considering and food workers are basically just slaves to feed him totally keto fried food.
 
I think with Jack everything is about convenience and its infuriating. He keeps harping about wearing a mask when you get up at a restaurant implying the tables are magic but never bothers to think the reasoning is about staff and other patrons. No one outside his family are worth considering and food workers are basically just slaves to feed him totally keto fried food.
i mean, this is the same guy who thought that sitting in the sun will kill covid in your body if you have it. so it's safe to say jack has no fucking clue about how it spreads and why a business would want a customer to wear one even if they're the only ones inside

i will say, i think it's far easier to just put on a mask than coming up with the ridiculous excuses jack has made for why he shouldn't have to wear one (i'm in a wheelchair so i'm lower to the ground, i don't get close to anyone, i'm claustrophobic, etc)
 
I haven’t seen this posted before, but no shit is too minor I guess. Here’s Jack’s Amazon profile.

I like this gem:
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Jack gave a gluten free cookbook one star because the recipes had carbs in it. This guy is such a fucking mong that he doesn’t realize that there’s a substantial difference between gluten free and no/low carb. Completely separate thing. Only an idiot like Jack would buy a gluten free cookbook because KETOO!

He also has an “idea list” of Christian clothing items. The only item on that list of Christian clothing? A cooking with Jack shirt. He’s made his shitty cooking show synonymous with a major religion now.
 
i mean, this is the same guy who thought that sitting in the sun will kill covid in your body if you have it. so it's safe to say jack has no fucking clue about how it spreads and why a business would want a customer to wear one even if they're the only ones inside
That's because the UV does kill the virus... when it's sitting out on a surface where the sunlight can hit it. But Jack, like a lot of morons, just reads the headline and immediately thinks he's informed on the whole matter. And to prove it he sits outside in the sun "killing" the virus.

This is part of the issue. Jack's a low information kind of guy. Doesn't read the instructions. Doesn't watch the news. Doesn't try to stay informed. And just relies on things like Facebook and other sources to get him his information. As such he's got a very skewed and twisted view of the truth.
 
Babish is a great cook comparing him and Jack is like comparing the Olympics to the Special Olympics.
I think equating Jack with the Special Olympics is very harsh on those born with special needs! Those competitors were born disabled and have spent a lifetime overcoming obstacles and are heroic in certain ways.

Jack is a special kind of "retard" (not a politically correct word- but perfectly acceptable to use in Jacks case).

The ignorant fat fuck has brought disability and retardation upon himself and furthermore his hateful and judgemental true nature is the exact opposite of what Jesus was about.

Jacks false christianity hypocrisy disgusts me even more than his shitty food creations.......
 
What's going on with Jack these days? No new video, no livestream...

I guess the real test is tomorrow's upload. Should be a new Cooking with Jack around 5 cst.

I honestly don't think Jack would ever quit the show quietly, timely death not withstanding. He would have to make a video about throwing in the towel.
 
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