Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

In the golden years newfaggots like you would of been halal'd within the week of registration and sent running back to the safety of your reddit and tumblr pages. To type up gaint walls of text about how the big bad K-Farmers are evil and you totally aren't bad like them, that your curiosity got the best of you. That you've let the rebellious urge to be naughty and edgy run through your veins, but at heart you are truly a good Christian boy.

Newfaggots like you and this kind of newfaggotry like thinking is what is ruining this website. You and your kin are the nail in the coffin of what was once the great Kiwi Farms (tm). You should be ashamed to call yourself a K-Farmer.

In fact, I bet you dont even call yourself one, do you? You’re ashamed aren't you? What would mommy and daddy say if they found out? What about your friends, your popularity? No, a newfaggot like you would never feel pride in their interactions with this community. Would never proudly wear their K-Farmer shirts in public. I have 4 official and 1 counterfeit, but thats besides the point because a newfaggot like you would never own a single one let alone wear it outside of the safety of their bedroom!

Fuck off newfaggot, fuck off all of you newfaggots. You sicken me.

Go do a kickflip into traffic.

Please keep your copypasta 'tism in check. Would hate to see Dear Feeder rage (and possibly nuke the place) because of another round of totally ironic fedposting.

 

[Shrekking Crew]

Part of the fun of these threads is going back and reading them and discovering the horror build-up and breakdown of events as they happened. READ, NIGGA, READ!!!!!

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Jesus, WHAT THE FUCK???

If i ever have a choice between doing that and taking a sip from Ganges river, you will find me flying to Delhi in less than three hours.

One billion people consider the Ganges to be sacred.

The same is not true of the Amhole.

Go do a kickflip into traffic.

Care to put your money where your mouth is, faggot?
2200 EST, 05/28/2020, 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719
Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.

 

[Cool Spot]

Haven't been frequenting the thread... besides, i'm a total newfag, but still... holy shit these "people" are truly subhuman.

Wedge licking the hole was a pretty big deal and was one of the first things linked in the OP when it happened. It was also the previous poll the thread had that was up for pretty much a year or so. Wedge licked the amhole and Kiwis voted which disease he probably contracted, which I think was "an entirely new disease" if I'm remembering correctly.

I highly recommend flipping through the thread highlights for some great Kevin history.

 

[soft bones]

I wonder if Kevin's sampling of his am hole gunk was the first step into the Tranch's cheese selling business. Kevin not showering adds into the musky taste rivaled by the finest of aged cheddars.

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

In the golden years newfaggots like you would of been halal'd within the week of registration and sent running back to the safety of your reddit and tumblr pages. To type up gaint walls of text about how the big bad K-Farmers are evil and you totally aren't bad like them, that your curiosity got the best of you. That you've let the rebellious urge to be naughty and edgy run through your veins, but at heart you are truly a good Christian boy.

Newfaggots like you and this kind of newfaggotry like thinking is what is ruining this website. You and your kin are the nail in the coffin of what was once the great Kiwi Farms (tm). You should be ashamed to call yourself a K-Farmer.

In fact, I bet you dont even call yourself one, do you? You’re ashamed aren't you? What would mommy and daddy say if they found out? What about your friends, your popularity? No, a newfaggot like you would never feel pride in their interactions with this community. Would never proudly wear their K-Farmer shirts in public. I have 4 official and 1 counterfeit, but thats besides the point because a newfaggot like you would never own a single one let alone wear it outside of the safety of their bedroom!

Fuck off newfaggot, fuck off all of you newfaggots. You sicken me.

Go do a kickflip into traffic.

Spamming shitty pasta should be a bannable offence. Jesus Christ.

 

[Lubby Smith]

In what is surely the crowning achievement of a failure of a man, the comic in which cartoonist Greg Dean credits Mr. Gibes with "cracking his egg" was very well received on the child grooming subreddit r/egg_irl

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Kudos to you, Mr. Gibes! Kudos to you!

 

[retard strength]

Married with kids troons are the absolute worst. Praise Jesus that Kevin has no kids and has made that impossible. Remember how Penny (of Tenacious Unicorn Ranch in Colorado) tried to groom his 4 year old into being trans?

 

[ILovePudding]

Weird bc I’ve seen A LOT of trans mtf talk about using it. Maybe they use it for something else or I’m getting it confused?

They use it because it can halt male pattern baldness before they decide to give the berries the chop.

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

They use it because it can halt male pattern baldness before they decide to give the berries the chop.

Thank you, that makes sense!

 

[Cool Spot]

In what is surely the crowning achievement of a failure of a man, the comic in which cartoonist Greg Dean credits Mr. Gibes with "cracking his egg" was very well received on the child grooming subreddit r/egg_irl
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Kudos to you, Mr. Gibes! Kudos to you!

Oh no, Kevin is a mass egg cracker.

The Mother Father of all AGPs.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Wedge licking the hole was a pretty big deal and was one of the first things linked in the OP when it happened. It was also the previous poll the thread had that was up for pretty much a year or so. Wedge licked the amhole and Kiwis voted which disease he probably contracted, which I think was "an entirely new disease" if I'm remembering correctly.

I highly recommend flipping through the thread highlights for some great Kevin history.

I voted for Kuru and I stand behind my reasoning:

The infectious prions are in the brain. Kevin primarily thinks with his (mangled, inverted) dick. Therefore, Wedge took a big ole lick of amhole-grown kuru stew and I am eagerly waiting for the ambulatory phase to end.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I voted for Kuru and I stand behind my reasoning

Noma should have been an option.

I usually enjoy throwing people into a pit of horror, but don't do a google image search unless you want to see some nastiness.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Noma should have been an option.

I usually enjoy throwing people into a pit of horror, but don't do a google image search unless you want to see some nastiness.

Innocent toddlers in miserable places dying of face-rotting-off-itis, meanwhile Kevin pays $200 a month for Onlyfans while marinating in his own diaper shits tweeting out “we are fucking under attack” and “amhole” in endless succession.

The gore is unpleasant and I won’t pretend to have an iron stomach. But the injustice of it all makes me sicker.

 

[Monolith]

Innocent toddlers in miserable places dying of face-rotting-off-itis, meanwhile Kevin pays $200 a month for Onlyfans while marinating in his own diaper shits tweeting out “we are fucking under attack” and “amhole” in endless succession.

The gore is unpleasant and I won’t pretend to have an iron stomach. But the injustice of it all makes me sicker.

I've never used a Code block on this site before, Robo-Kevin is a good a reason as any to try it out.

while(true){
setTimeout(function() {
        console.log("We are under attack");
    }, 100);
    setTimeout(function() {
        console.log("Am hole!")
    }, 100);
}

 

[the khat quaffer]

I've never used a Code block on this site before, Robo-Kevin is a good a reason as any to try it out.

while(true){
setTimeout(function() {
        console.log("We are under attack");
    }, 100);
    setTimeout(function() {
        console.log("Am hole!")
    }, 100);
}

Set dilation and sex count to zero

 

[Itspinklava]

I haven’t seen this posted yet, Kevin was exhausted because he was on camera yesterday. Someone was filming at the tenacious unicorn ranch!

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[Trigger Me Timbers]

I haven’t seen this posted yet, Kevin was exhausted because he was on camera yesterday. Someone was filming at the tenacious unicorn ranch!
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Yes yes yes yes yes please more IRL Kevvie!!!!

somebody mentioned a few pages back about kevin not being able to lift anything heavier than 10 pounds because of his ax wound. I love the fact that when it comes to doing physical labor, kevin listens to the doctors instructions to a T. But when it comes to something like dilation it’s more “whatever, the doctor doesn’t know what they’re talking about, It’s more of a rough guidelinethan anything else”.

I’m away from my computer right now. But in the ABC nine news article about the ranch I noticed that it seems to be Kevin pushing Penny in his wheelchair.I guess that was his job for a while.

 

[Divine right to rule]

I haven’t seen this posted yet, Kevin was exhausted because he was on camera yesterday. Someone was filming at the tenacious unicorn ranch!
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Of course it is exhausting for him.
Even if you are as deluded as Kevie, he gets that pretending to be a woman is rather easy online, and much harder in real life.
In real life, he has to pretend that his creepy baritone voice is totally a woman's voice, his doughy middle aged looking face is totally cute girl face, and his fat nerd bod is actually thicc bombshell material.
In text, it is much easier for the reader, hundreds of miles away, to suspend their disbelief and say, "yep, that's a woman", than in real life where every single sense they have is screaming at them that this person is a perverted male on hormones that cut his parts off.
Troons know this, atleast subconsciously.
It is probably one of the reasons, if not THE reason, why they seek out other trannies so much.
Surrounded by other troons they can uphold their fantasies much easier.
They know how normal people outside of tranny chasers see them, and if they are around them in person it gives them psychological pain.
Their coomer fantasies are so absurd that even being around fat, ugly middle aged women on the countryside shatters them completely.
They literally CANNOT exist outside a hugbox.

 

[Cool Spot]

I haven’t seen this posted yet, Kevin was exhausted because he was on camera yesterday. Someone was filming at the tenacious unicorn ranch!
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Hahahaha, exhausting.

Kevin, you were probably filmed sitting at your computer playing Overwatch for 8 hours with a slackjawed expression on your face while the others patrol around the fortress in their schitzo militia LARP gear.