What Kiwi would make the best third world dictator?

[WinchesterPremium]

I think it would be me and I want to eliminate all competition just in case.

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

@CatParty He can threaten to write countless shitty articles until they comply with his demands.

 

[Furret]

@AnOminous because he's a self-described socialist.

 

[AnOminous]

@Dyn because he can still rape after a 12 pack and several huffs of petrol.

 

[Dyn]

@Dyn because he can still rape after a 12 pack and several huffs of petrol.

Bet.

 

[Niggernerd]

Me, I'll fund KF with the money from western cucks who think we're just hungry and need handouts.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Not me, I just want to let the earth reclaim me.

Maybe in a couple weeks, maybe longer, maybe sooner

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

If it is not broken do not fix it. Null is the most inspiring benevolent dictator

 

[stares at error messages]

Maybe @paintingatree? Didn't someone write a book about that?

 

[Dyn]

Not me, I just want to let the earth reclaim me.

Maybe in a couple weeks, maybe longer, maybe sooner

Weird place to make your cry for help, my dude. I can guarantee that none of us are going to help you.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

If it is not broken do not fix it. Null is the most inspiring benevolent dictator

Have you seen how this place is run?

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

Me. my goals will be accomplished fairly quickly due to third world countries not having technology.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Mannerhiem because he made Finland great

 

[Troonologist PhD]

If it is not broken do not fix it. Null is the most inspiring benevolent dictator

I say Null but for the opposite reason.