DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Fragarach]

LOL you been doing this for 10 years it should be about the financials. If you are broke after ten years being self employed then you wasted 10 years of your life lol. I busted my ass last 2 years so I am at point now if I lose my job I will be fine for a long time. The job market was already getting tougher but I imagine post covid it must be almost impossible to get a good job without some sort of qualification.

When you look back at people still on Youtube who started their careers in the past 5-10 years, a lot of them are either getting 100k+ views on day one videos or have branched out into other platforms and have a good chunk of money saved up. Meanwhile Phil, as he constantly feels the need to remind everyone, has been doing this for over a decade and he's still begging for money everyday to cover "bills", even after filing for a bankruptcy that never would've been approved if his WWE Champions addiction came to light. The majority of the money he makes (I'm only talking Twitch here because he sabotaged both his YouTube and Patreon because he's such a lazy oaf) comes from a handful of people and OIC under his dozen or so different aliases...and this is fine to him. This, in his mind, is financial security because as we've seen a hundred times before, the problems of the future are for Future Phil. For Present Phil, he only needs his $8k or so a month to cover his rent/bills and dumps the rest on gacha and gin.

And we're all jealous of him.

 

[Gramh]

Nigga please. Retire?

I'd have a better chance of seeing a UFO and being abducted than seeing Phil retire.

I know Phil's dumb as a sack of potatoes, but hes gonna retire from making what? 160k a year maybe more ?

*clicks x for doubt*

More like he doesn't have anything saved up for retirement, and so retire HOW instead of from what would be the bigger x to doubt here.

 

[Paladin Derich]

One of two ways phil will leave streaming:

1. He dies on his stream. Reddit and 4chan will spam threads that phil is dead. Detractors and zoomers will come from all over to stare at phil if he's still in the chair and twitch will cut the stream.

2. He dies off camera, and he will disappear for 1-2 weeks. Khet will then gain access to his twatter account where she posts the news.

At that point I wonder what the funeral be like. Will it be closed to everyone but friends & family, or will they open the doors for everyone to press F? What will they say in the eulogy?

 

[OJ Simpson]

At that point I wonder what the funeral be like. Will it be closed to everyone but friends & family, or will they open the doors for everyone to press F? What will they say in the eulogy?

Ooooof. Relax buddy, don't wanna get Phil's noggin joggin that heavy tonight. 1 bottle of gin a night is enough.

 

[JamFlowMan]

I mean, can he tip with just one hand?

Think you just solved the riddle to why Derich can't donate anymore.

 

[Optimus Prime]

At that point I wonder what the funeral be like. Will it be closed to everyone but friends & family, or will they open the doors for everyone to press F? What will they say in the eulogy?

Depends if Phil's parents are still alive.

If they are, then it'll likely be a private ceremony where they haul his gout-ridden ass back to New England and bury him in a public graveyard.

If they aren't, then its far more likely Phil's body will go unclaimed because Kat ain't going to do SHIT, and for all his success, Phil will become the pauper he acts like he is and will be cremated, then buried in an unmarked grave in a Potter's Field.

 

[Surly Muppet]

This makes the most sense. I have went through a lot of OMM khantributions on PPG, and I dont think I've ever seen a message attached to one. Even when the notifications were popping up, there still was no message. They never participate in chat either. It's almost like the person tipping is already sitting there on the stream watching anyways, and they know exactly when to tip. Gee, it's almost like swaggins can send phil a private message through discord and let him know he's gonna tip. Almost like they are in the same secret discord together..

He may also be a YouTube fan like SilentBob, who is also never active in chat and never requires verification. Phil confirmed that SilentBob basically has an arrangement with Phil to tip periodically, and Phil did imply there were others doing something similar. OneMinuteMan follows the same pattern in that he typically tips after Phil's stream break. The fact that they both have the same pattern leads me to believe Phil either told them to do to this, or he receives the tip at some point and confirms it is there over his break on his phone, then comes back and posts it up.

That said, there really isn't anything the precludes it from being Swagginz either.

 

[IHateMyJob]

This makes the most sense. I have went through a lot of OMM khantributions on PPG, and I dont think I've ever seen a message attached to one. Even when the notifications were popping up, there still was no message. They never participate in chat either. It's almost like the person tipping is already sitting there on the stream watching anyways, and they know exactly when to tip. Gee, it's almost like swaggins can send phil a private message through discord and let him know he's gonna tip. Almost like they are in the same secret discord together..

Really gets the nogging jog

From what I've noticed they only tip during breaks. I've never typed in his stream yet my name is on the list but oddly enough when OMM tips during a break their name is not listed. I think Phil sends out the piggy signal/text and OMM throws that cash.

 

[UaineRunei]

This makes the most sense. I have went through a lot of OMM khantributions on PPG, and I dont think I've ever seen a message attached to one. Even when the notifications were popping up, there still was no message. They never participate in chat either. It's almost like the person tipping is already sitting there on the stream watching anyways, and they know exactly when to tip. Gee, it's almost like swaggins can send phil a private message through discord and let him know he's gonna tip. Almost like they are in the same secret discord together..

Really gets the nogging jogging

To be fair, lots of paypigs started disapearing in the last months. And it happened at tha same time as Phil begging them to use other names or codewords. For example, what was the last tip from Jakileez, JayWhale, joyful_oblivion, uglytunaroll, etc. I think they all are hiding their names now.

Well, not that it makes too much of a difference to know who is the whale of the day...

Edit: For example, RustyShackleford told Phill what costume to use. I went to the chat list:

 

[Shabobus]

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This level of irony is art it truly is
Late btw

I can't believe it's almost April and he's still using that Colonel Panhandlers avatar. He really thinks it's that funny.

 

[LolCowCentral]

I can't believe it's almost April and he's still using that Colonel Panhandlers avatar. He really thinks it's that funny.

I was always fond of Colonel Scamders

 

[UaineRunei]

Big ups Joshua Wells for the $22 tip! Now you can choose what cute little outfit your dad Phil can use in FallGuys!

Link to complete dox by Nigel.

 

[Cult of the Dead]

I can't believe it's almost April and he's still using that Colonel Panhandlers avatar. He really thinks it's that funny.

He is just happy to dress up as like a plantation owner and claim it is Colonel Sanders. It is his way of getting back at detractor blacks and asians who bullied him at evo and Connecticut. He is still mad at them for his inability to ride a bike and take first place at evo.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil got $20 from RutsyShackleford tonight to ask for the hot dog costume after he tipped to save Fall Guys last time.
Phil then got $22 from Shaokhanartist, updated the top tipper, and put on the gunnars.
Phil also "forgot" to update the tips goal, so it sat at $28 for an entire match when he actually had $50.
Someone finally got through to him and he changed it. "Oh, we're at $50." No apology, I guess.

If you can't track your tips properly, maybe you need to automate it, Phil. Wouldn't want people to think that you keep mysteriously finding ways to keep the total lower than it should be for extended periods of time.

 

[OJ Simpson]

If you can't track your tips properly, maybe you need to automate it, Phil.

For someone as fucking lazy as him, it's baffling he hasn't done automated donation totals yet. What's his autistic reasoning for not doing it? Anybody remember?

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

For someone as fucking lazy as him, it's baffling he hasn't done automated donation totals yet. What's his autistic reasoning for not doing it? Anybody remember?

Pretty sure it’s the obvious “I don’t know how to do that, dood!”

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

For someone as fucking lazy as him, it's baffling he hasn't done automated donation totals yet. What's his autistic reasoning for not doing it? Anybody remember?

Someone might have a Nigger name. Also he can smokescreen his total tips instead of it being updated live. He can hold on to big tips and milk others because once he hits 100 the tips slow down a lot.

 

[OJ Simpson]

Someone might have a Nigger name. Also he can smokescreen his total tips instead of it being updated live. He can hold on to big tips and milk others because once he hits 100 the tips slow down a lot.

Is that one of the reasons? Nahsty names? Can't have JimattheGym or Tyrone as the tips leader, it would penetrate the razor thin bubble he lives in. Makes sense. If he wasn't a shit stain of a human he wouldn't have to worry about that but oh well.

 

[Surly Muppet]

He has played both the 'prevent trolling' and 'too complicated' card. Trolling would probably stop the minute the top tip was $5, and his whales could lock that up early every stream.
It's also control though. Just like the Streamlabs tip leaderboard needed to be erased to hide an $1100 tip, he doesn't want to risk an automated tip goal exposing more of his shady shit. At this point, it's safe to assume there is just always shady shit because there has always turned out to be shady shit.

Phil again asserted when asked tonight that he knows nothing about the Game Grumps. He doesn't know the details of the current story, and he has never watched their content. He seems to be getting annoyed that people keep bringing it up.
So to summarize, he inserted himself into a situation to mock people when he didn't bother to look into the context of the story, and this time it wasn't even someone that had insulted him because he is sticking to his guns that he didn't even know who they were.
Another case of Phil being a textbook example of everything he claims to hate about other people.

 

[DiabeticSP]

Whales like OIC know how to play the game. The stimmies won't allow them to tip larger amounts, it'll allow them to tip for a longer period of time. If a $200 donation is going to get the same reaction of $100, just tip $100 twice and say fuck it.

Oh, I get that. What I meant was its surprising nobody (non-whale) has pitched in some covid cash.

You'd think he'd see a couple paydays from different folks but its the same autists

He is really, really hoping a small handful of whales clout tip him for another 20+ years.