Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Cnaiur urs Skiotha said:
"Give up" is such interesting phrasing haha. Not just because it humorously implies that dating Lucas is like surrendering and accepting defeat, but also in combination with how much he told Gen Z to "STOP" in recent videos. As if they're waging this tireless crusade of hate and bigotry toward him deliberately. When actually none of them know who he is, and nobody is doing anything to him. Shit, he even accused the flatbills of waiting until he had made "eye contact" with a girl across the bar before swooping in and kissing her. I'm sure paranoia is part of whatever schizoid spectrum issue he has, but this is also just a common lolcow delusion: everybody hates me, but at least everybody knows about me and cares enough to plot acts of petty spite against me on a daily basis. Obviously a shield from the even colder truth that nobody gives a fuck.

Edit: also, lol at one flatbill holding hands with 2-12 girls. Unless that zoomer is Vishnu I don't know how that works, Lucas.
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He has another stupid one up that I caught just before I was going to start rendering tonight's video.

The near silent ending was too good to not transcribe: "(A bunch of confused page turning and even looking under the notebook to see if his devastating finishing blow is there. It's not. He gives up and asks where ACAB is at.)"

There was so much bullshit text it was too long for the description, I had to move a chunk of it to a pinned comment!

 
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I wonder if his grand return to the HOC came with some sort of caveat concerning his ranting and raving and making staff uncomfortable. Perhaps that's why he's writing his manifesto instead of spewing it.
Lucas can't be trusted to mail anything out, but instead of losing his notebooks he should sell them. A real life Lucas Werner spiral notebook? Fascinating.
 
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Cnaiur urs Skiotha said:
"Give up" is such interesting phrasing haha.
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It is, isn't it? The language of struggle and surrender. Contest and defeat.

Gen Z won't give up that puss puss, so Lucas is going to give up on life.
GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
He hasn't addressed anyone in specific, he only addresses the group as a whole, and expects individual people to just pop out of the woodwork.

Something is wrong with Lucas's brain, obviously, but specifically in that he doesn't seem to understand that love is a feeling between individuals ...not between one individual and...
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One of my favorite details about Lucas's puss puss quest is how unfocussed it is. He professes his love for an entire generation of strangers. He means it.

Lucas is capable of crushing on Gen Z as a group because he's not interested in having a relationship with another human being so much as what having a young, hot girlfriend will say about him. A hot teen on his arm will show he's not a failure, demonstrate that he's a male to be taken seriously. His smart pretty interesting girl is a place holder, a vessel for his lust and self image, a proxy for the status he wishes he had.
 
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cigarettesalsa said:
I wonder if his grand return to the HOC came with some sort of caveat concerning his ranting and raving and making staff uncomfortable. Perhaps that's why he's writing his manifesto instead of spewing it.
Lucas can't be trusted to mail anything out, but instead of losing his notebooks he should sell them. A real life Lucas Werner spiral notebook? Fascinating.
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I had a similar question about the sudden switch to written craziness as opposed to verbal. Also, what a waste of a perfectly good notebook. He would have gotten more use out of it if he used the pages as toilet paper.
 
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SteveGoatman said:
I had a similar question about the sudden switch to written craziness as opposed to verbal. Also, what a waste of a perfectly good notebook. He would have gotten more use out of it if he used the pages as toilet paper.
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If you pause it and squint at the parts where he's going backwards and/or writing on the backs of pages, the larger notebook is a half used one that had his notes from his classes in it.

The classes he didn't even make it through 2 months of before dropping out.

Shocker the guy who couldn't even manage a GED can't get 10% way into getting an AA, yet still thinks he's PhD material.

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"I'll kill you, you motherfucking sexist........okay, I won't...but I don't like you."

Keep pushing it, fatboy.

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The only ways Lucas could kill someone:

1. Falling on them.

2. Making them eat his cooking.

3. Trapping them in a small, windowless room with him and his various odors.
 
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Lucas is really fucking up here.

he's deff talking about enough shit to put him back in loony bin if some troll called the men with butterfly nets, a few suicide ideas and then this murder concept. I know it's not just lol you get thrown to nut house but he JUST left one and now talking about self harm and hurting others
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Dude is so shot out and he's writing crazy shit and still mumbles mean things. There's not one good thing about the Wern.

HOC needs a thread at this point for letting him back.
 
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mothman96 said:
The older he gets the more desperate and more rage will built up. Never know how far his insanity and rage will take him.
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It's called the loony bin, he's been there many times before.
Also jail, he's been there before for DOMESTIC VIOLENCE. Sign of a nice guy right?
Honestly, Lucas will die behind bars, in a padded room or cold and alone under a bridge. Those are his futures, no poonanar, no love, no riches, no bernie as world leader. He's so inept he won't even couch cuck. He's too much a coward. Sure he'd try something if he felt safe but this isn't 1500s where a little girl might be miles alone on foot from anyone. Lucas will just chimp out like this till we stop hearing because nut house won't let him out and he dies from being a fat fuck and we don't know till spokane posts death notes and his HUGE FAT ass is put in an paupers grave.

Not even trying to a log it's just the reality of it.
 
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Bassomatic said:
Lucas will just chimp out like this till we stop hearing because nut house won't let him out and he dies from being a fat fuck and we don't know till spokane posts death notes and his HUGE FAT ass is put in an paupers grave.
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They won't even publish a notice unless he dies in some newsworthy way. Nobody cares about a homeless criminally insane psycho with no next of kin who care about him. If a serial killer murdered him and nobody found the body, nobody would go looking for him. You'd just suddenly not hear from Lucas any more. Maybe a year later someone would bump the thread and say you know, he's probably dead, and someone else would say yeah, probably. If anyone remembered, they might look him up on the Social Security Death Index at some point.
 
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I have a friend who I send random shit about Lucas, today, I just sent him Lucas's channel and he sent this back to me. That does say 18-21 right? Has he really cut down the age he wants to that level?
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klickitat said:
These are easier to transcribe since he wrote most of it out beforehand and, admittedly, I cannot stop snickering at this bit:

"For the love of all you hold dear, Generation Z, please go out with me.

I'm tired of this bullshit world too, but if you don't date me, I feel like you're the ones ruining this world unless you give up, let me buy you a fucking cheeseburger, and stop god damn lying to me."

If there's one thing women love it's desperation so obvious it makes other desperation look at it and go, "Yikes dude..."

Edit: Good lord, he's such a repeating record I've been able to predictive text type what he's writing two words in to what he's writing. See "Why do" and it's 100% going to end with "you give into his greed?", just as an example.

Edit 2: As I'd like a break from unpaid Wern Transcription I'm stopping with the last one he put up that's just one long page of his usual questions that make no sense.

As a bonus, I usually mute the written ones so I don't have to listen to the background noise while typing but what I love about this series is in the last two he's breathing in a way that you only really ever hear when someone is actively crying but trying to be silent about it. The fact that I know damn well he's one slip away from straight up sobbing in public is something I choose to count as a form of payment because of the sheer amount of joy it gives me.

Anyway, putting his BS from today into a compilation and will post again once it's uploaded.

Tiny Head, Giant Hand is a new angle look for him.

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That literally looks like some other guy put their hand in front of him and he started sucking on the other guys thumb

Also, did anyone else catch the statement he made about not believing jesus actually existed? Thats fringe of the fringe idiocy right there. Regardless of the religious side of things, its pretty much a historical fact that jesus was an actual person that ended up crucified, there are a number of ancient sources about it. For someone who claims to be in the know about christianity you'd think he would be aware of that

But of course he isn't because lucas is an idiot

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"I'll kill you, you motherfucking sexist........okay, I won't...but I don't like you."
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He should be careful about putting threats into writing and on video like that. Thats the kind of thing that comes back to bite people in the ass if they ever end up doing something

Bassomatic said:
he's deff talking about enough shit to put him back in loony bin if some troll called the men with butterfly nets, a few suicide ideas and then this murder concept. I know it's not just lol you get thrown to nut house but he JUST left one and now talking about self harm and hurting others
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Indeed. If he keeps doing that, especially so soon after getting released from a previous stint at the nuthouse he's just asking to get bulla'd sooner or later. Especially when he's creating literal indisputable evidence of having done it

and since nobody else has pointed it out, maybe it got missed, but lucas has now started doing little stickman pictograms in his notes to explain the differences between having an EBT and credit card:

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and ffs he actually said 'dealio'
 
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klickitat said:
These are easier to transcribe since he wrote most of it out beforehand and, admittedly, I cannot stop snickering at this bit:

"For the love of all you hold dear, Generation Z, please go out with me.

I'm tired of this bullshit world too, but if you don't date me, I feel like you're the ones ruining this world unless you give up, let me buy you a fucking cheeseburger, and stop god damn lying to me."

If there's one thing women love it's desperation so obvious it makes other desperation look at it and go, "Yikes dude..."

Edit: Good lord, he's such a repeating record I've been able to predictive text type what he's writing two words in to what he's writing. See "Why do" and it's 100% going to end with "you give into his greed?", just as an example.

Edit 2: As I'd like a break from unpaid Wern Transcription I'm stopping with the last one he put up that's just one long page of his usual questions that make no sense.

As a bonus, I usually mute the written ones so I don't have to listen to the background noise while typing but what I love about this series is in the last two he's breathing in a way that you only really ever hear when someone is actively crying but trying to be silent about it. The fact that I know damn well he's one slip away from straight up sobbing in public is something I choose to count as a form of payment because of the sheer amount of joy it gives me.

Anyway, putting his BS from today into a compilation and will post again once it's uploaded.

Tiny Head, Giant Hand is a new angle look for him.

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Said it before and I’ll say it again, you the real MVP. Let me know if you need help with transcription services, I’ll shoot you a message on insta if so.
 
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