Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[King Dead]

Bob is so fucking exceptional that he thinks it'll start World War II, despite WW II already having happened, so it would be fucking World War III.

But even thinking that, is exceptional AF.

No, it's even dumber still. I've read enough Bob tweets to have a good idea of how he forms his retarded turns of phrase (may God have mercy on my soul).

Okay, so most of us, if we were going to emphasize a word with the standard "capital-[first letter] [word]" format, would just do that. In this case, it'd be "capital-I incident," or "incident with a capital I." It's short, simple, and we've all heard it a million times.

Bob initially tries to use the "capital-[letter]" format at first; you can see evidence of this in how he forgot to take out the indefinite article because his betus-addled brain was too busy coming up with a better phrase. He needs to stand out and show the power of his college-educated wordsmithery, and he has to emphasize just how much of an incident shooting a random Asian tourist would be. It's not just an incident, it's an INCIDENT, all-caps. Bob being Bob, he mangles it horribly and comes up with "an 'incident' with a [sic] TWO capital-'I's.'" Oh, and an unnecessary dash and quotation marks too, because why shouldn't he also get the basic grammar wrong too?

To Bob, this should be clear to the reader: since there are two i's in the word, if it has two capital I's, then it must be all-caps and thus VERY IMPORTANT. In reality, to pretty much everyone who doesn't know how Bob thinks, it looks like he's saying "IIncident" or "IncIdent," neither of which make a goddamn lick of sense. This was already demonstrated in this thread alone, so I'm sure none of his Twitter orbiters understand it either.

Bob could literally have just said "depending on which country that's an INCIDENT" and it would have made so much more sense. But as we're all well aware, he's simply unable to stop himself from using a dozen words when one will do. More words means more smarter, right?

 

[The Valeyard]

The Snyder Cut:

MCU:

Bob, I know you wish that she was, but Wanda wasn't running an OnlyFans.

 

[Neko GF]

The obligatory Snyder cut video:

Original:

Archive (720p):

 

[Product Placement]

That review is awful, for one a 30 second intro of nothing, it's a review not a tv show. The fact he never talks about the role Zack Snyder's daughter suicide had is very telling, he goes over other reasons for what happened but not that one, it's like he doesn't want humanise Zack Snyder, if you don't want to talk about that fine but don't go over every other reason.

Outside that review is very poor, really doesn't go into any details and having seen the movie, I have a feeling he has not and only watched the trailer, I say that due to the lack of details in his review and many of the things he says are down right not true, lots to dislike in the movie and not everything will work for everyone but what he say in this review has no basis in reality.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I've always seen Blob as more of a "Gluttony from Fullmetal Alchemist", myself
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Nah Gluttony unlike Bob has actually gotten close to a woman who likes him and doesn’t give a shit about anything else besides food.

Bob is just the embodiment of the negative nerd stereotypes that have existed for years in one person and justifies why nerds are bullied

 

[UserAccess]

That review is awful, for one a 30 second intro of nothing, it's a review not a tv show. The fact he never talks about the role Zack Snyder's daughter suicide is very telling, he goes over other reasons for what happened but not that one, it's like he doesn't want humanise Zack Snyder, if you don't want to talk about that fine but don't go over every other reason.

Outside that review is very poor, really doesn't go into any details and having seen the movie, I have a feeling he has not and only watched the trailer, I say that due to the lack of details in his review and many of the things he says are down right not true, lots to dislike in the movie and not everything will work for everyone but what he say in this review has no bases in reailty.

It's amazing that educated critics like Roger Ebert watched new cuts of previously panned films and updated their reviews. That's integrity and growth. Yet, an uneducated tumor like Bob with illegible prose that scrapes by on Patreon welfare is too good to do the same.

I'll put it in Massachusetts vernacular so you understand, Bob. You're a fag. And not the respectable kind that sucks dick because that's what they're into.

 

[The Valeyard]

Outside that review is very poor, really doesn't go into any details and having seen the movie, I have a feeling he has not and only watched the trailer, I say that due to the lack of details in his review and many of the things he says are down right not true, lots to dislike in the movie and not everything will work for everyone but what he say in this review has no basis in reality.

His remark about Wonder Woman "being sad at the loss of Chris Pine's penis" stood out to me as Steve Trevor barely gets a mention in The Snyder Cut, but was a focus in the reshot scenes for the theatrical cut.

I think he just has it out for Gal Gadot because of her national service in the IDF.

He also completely glosses over The Flash turning back time in his comments bashing the use of slow motion.

 

[Ita Mori]

On that note, I'd love to see his reaction if someone told him that Elon Musk was the first African-American billionaire.

Damn. Whitey is even better at being richer than them in their own home.

This is what happens when people learn their morality from movies.... the "good guys" can mow down hundreds of Nazi mooks without feeling a thing, and play it for laughs too by not just killing them, but doing it in brutal and slapstick ways like dropping boulders on them or impaling them on fences... they don't matter, they're the enemy, why they probably don't even have mothers.

I dunno, Blobbo and the antifag generation got the All-American badass good guy who would wipe out 1.7 billion communists tropes in their movies.
And yet they wound up idolizing and larping as the commies.

Male feminists are oppressors of women in disguise.

Why wouldn't a predator camouflage themselves to fool gullible prey?
The idiots who think a guy who goes out of his way to be a floormat for them is only doing this because he's a nice guy have it coming. No different than the simps who purchase OnlyFans and think they're actually bonding with the ho.
Or how Bob thinks that agreeing with the chink with the floatation devices on her chest means she'll eventually fly him to China to get laid.

he probably never got told "no".

Especially not during snack time, the fatass.

What stops the House then expelling Nancy Pelosi or AOC for exactly the same reasons as MTG is being expelled now; namely ”we don't like her”?

That Republicans are cucks and wouldn't go through with it unless the DNC roflstomps a big player like Mitch.

It just never stops being funny that they described a bunch of movies which have downer endings as "happily ever after."

You're talking about people who think being chronically depressed by 25 is normal adulthood.

Because TV shows and movies from the 90s saw their heroes be moody, emo, or detached means that's how adults are supposed to act and feel.

Survive Wu flu, die via diabetes weeks later.
Fucking lol. Bob really has no shame if he's willing to show his vaccination card at a donut shop like a tard. Even Chief Wiggum had more dignity.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

The Snyder Cut:
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MCU:
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Bob, I know you wish that she was, but Wanda wasn't running an OnlyFans.

Nevermind that 'making it weird for the one girl' is practically the only thing Blob is known for right now.

 

[Oliver Onions]

There is some truth to the idea of geeks becoming successful, but that requires them to somehow capitalize on their eccentricities and interests. I could argue that James Rolfe or Yahtzee are better versions of what Bob could have been (hell, Bob even worked at the same place as Yahtzee). They're all nerds, but they all managed to create a living off of talking about something they're interested in and raised a family off it, except Bob. Granted none of them are millionaires, but some would argue that doing what they're passionate about already makes them a success. I think a lot of film buffs would love to be able to make a living talking about movies all day.

I think the logic behind the 'nerds shall inherit the Earth' schtick was that a component of being a nerd used to be intelligence, therefore it followed naturally if you were smart you had better chances of success in life. Bob is not smart, he's barely average. The other missing component, which is vital to any successful person, is work ethic.

As was already expertly pointed out, Bob acts like he's already made it and is owed success by default, so he's content to sit on Twitter all day running his mouth while he waits for Elizabeth Olsen to knock on his door with a blank check from Disney he can fill in while she gobbles his knob. His output is no different now than it was a decade ago, in fact if anything I think he does less now since he's retired a lot of his old shows.

Meanwhile, guys like Rolfe, Yahtzee or RLM have constantly kept their nose to the grind stone; pumping out content, expanding on what they do and never resting on their laurels. As a result they now have a body of work and successful careers while men like Bob or Jim Sterling are constantly teetering on the brink of total obscurity because they don't have the talent, intelligence or work ethic to put in the effort actually needed to evolve their brand into something that will endure the test of time.

Something I just now noticed,

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1374038268040335360

https://archive.ph/bE2kH

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Tweeted pic which you may recognize as the avi of his dead account.
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Am I autistic or is Bob hover handing the person in the xenomorph costume?

Does anyone else find it weird how readily Bob feels compelled to send random women photos of himself?

It's like a softcore version of unsolicited dick pics, except I think I'd be happier looking at random schlongs than this greasy fat cunt.

Bob looking like Mr. Day Gay Man.

Gay man!
Fighter of the white man!
Guzzler of the cum
Evader of the soft-block
And capeshit, for everyone!

 

[Individualism Incarnate]

they aren't entitled to the audience's money

It's called a government bailout.

 

[blablabla]

The Snyder Cut:
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MCU:
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Bob, I know you wish that she was, but Wanda wasn't running an OnlyFans.

tell us the point of the boys blobbo beyond what if superheroes were awful people too
god i hate garth ennis

 

[Captain Syrup]

It's hilarious that bob still looks repulsive even next to a literal alien

His head is just too damn large.

I find his big, flappy hands distracting, as well. He should have stuck to voice-overs and emojis.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Bob's intro cards take 30 seconds of a 9 minute 30 second review.

For comparison Red Letter Media talked about the Snyder cut for just over an hour, their intro cards take 10 seconds, and they showed the cards for several shows as a joke because Mike flubbed the show name.

 

[The tired cat]

So, apparently, some dude went nuts in a mall with a rifle and killed 10 people and a cop. Let's see how fast fatso is gonna tweet about this.

 

[Quixotic Man]

So, apparently, some dude went nuts in a mall with a rifle and killed 10 people and a cop. Let's see how fast fatso is gonna tweet about this.

He did his usual chicken shit thing of retweeting a celebrity and a "gamer girl" when it happened.

Bob's retweets are like 75% female celebrities, female internet celebrities, and trans girls. The other 25% are Arthur Chu, Coffin-Senpai, and Tucker Carlson videos.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

As a result they now have a body of work and successful careers while men like Bob or Jim Sterling are constantly teetering on the brink of total obscurity because they don't have the talent

Oh, Bob and Jim Sterling won't be doomed to total obscurity unless they cut themselves off the internet, never to come back. After all, they will ever be present here and no matter what, a fleeting memory of them will linger in our heads from time to time much like when people thanked God for not being Anthony Burch. That is pretty much the best they can hope for right now.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

Oh, Bob and Jim Sterling won't be doomed to total obscurity unless they cut themselves off the internet, never to come back. After all, they will ever be present here and no matter what, a fleeting memory of them will linger in our heads from time to time much like when people thanked God for not being Anthony Burch. That is pretty much the best they can hope for right now.

May all our least favorite, most detestable lolcows have their patreons reduced to table scraps sent by weens who think it's funny to spend a few bucks to yell a JULAYYYYY equivalent and get banned. Amen.

 

[BScCollateral]

His remark about Wonder Woman "being sad at the loss of Chris Pine's penis" stood out to me as Steve Trevor barely gets a mention in The Snyder Cut, but was a focus in the reshot scenes for the theatrical cut.

Not having seen either cut of the film, I'm struck at how incredibly dismissive this is. She lost someone she loved, of course she should be upset over that. Summing it up as "missing Steve Trevor's disk" is borderline psychopathic.

 

[Mola Ram]

Not having seen either cut of the film, I'm struck at how incredibly dismissive this is. She lost someone she loved, of course she should be upset over that. Summing it up as "missing Steve Trevor's disk" is borderline psychopathic.

It's Bob peacocking as a feminist. See, Wonder Woman is supposed to be a Stronk Independent Wimmins What Don't Need No Man, Man, and so those evil, evil dudebros have fucked up her character by showing her missing the D. That this leads Bob to utterly dismiss the human connection between these characters is unsurprising, because by Bob's experience those connections don't really exist.