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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Interesting fact about the Unabomber is that he was an AGP. In grad school he planned on speaking to a psychiatrist about transitioning after fantasizing about it, but cancelled at the last second. Here's an article from 1998 about it.

Excerpt on his gender transformation fantasies:
For a period of several weeks in 1966, Kaczynski experienced intense sexual fantasies of being a female and decided to undergo gender transition. He arranged to meet with a psychiatrist, but changed his mind in the waiting room and did not disclose his reason for making the appointment. Afterwards, enraged, he considered killing the psychiatrist and other people whom he hated. Kaczynski described this episode as a "major turning point" in his life: "I felt disgusted about what my uncontrolled sexual cravings had almost led me to do. And I felt humiliated, and I violently hated the psychiatrist. Just then there came a major turning point in my life. Like a Phoenix, I burst from the ashes of my despair to a glorious new hope."

"I felt disgusted about what my uncontrolled sexual cravings had almost led me to do"
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"And I felt humiliated, and I violently hated"
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Troon hormones don't come from horse piss. Those are conjugated estrogens, which cause blood clots and shit in troons. They still use them for menopausal women and women with fucked up hormones. I think the only brand that still uses horse piss is Premarin, which makes sense because the name is an amalgamation of "pregnant mare urine." All of the rest are synthetic.
That's a fair point, but it's also important to keep in mind that these are extremely unhinged members of an already unhinged community that actively encourages its victims to take black market hormones imported from China, so it's not entirely out of the question.
You've seen Mr. Hands, right?
I'd say that situation ended exactly as it needed to.
 

Ted was aware that modern psychotherapy is one of the ways that they brainwash you into being retarded:
“Mental health” programs, “intervention” techniques, psychotherapy and so forth are ostensibly designed to benefit individuals, but in practice they usually serve as methods for inducing individuals to think and behave as the system requires.


So Ted trooned out before the feds got him? I thought they made him troon out
I'm wondering if this trooning was before or after the possibly MK-ULTRA experiments done on him.
It probably existed subconsciously before ultra, but the drugs they filled him with fully troonsformed him
Ted didn't troon out. He came close to it and then realized that it was an insane way to respond to his problem. Instead, he did what all of the lolcows on this website should have done: put physical distance between himself and technology and spend a lot more time outside.
 
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Ted was aware that modern psychotherapy is one of the ways that they brainwash you into being retarded:






Ted didn't troon out. He came close to it and then realized that it was an insane way to respond to his problem. Instead, he did what all of the lolcows on this website should have done: put physical distance between himself and technology and spend a lot more time outside.
I mean he doesn’t have a choice to stay away from technology nowadays. #FreeTed
 
I had a teacher in high school (he taught civics and American history) who almost got ventilated for something similar. He was working for the census right out of college in Montana (IIRC) and part of that involved at the time, door to door work in rural areas with people who didn’t fill out their census forms. Sometimes they just don’t get a form due to a mix up, sometimes they don’t know how to fill it out, and sometimes they don’t want to be counted - turns out these people were of that variety. He’s pulled up outside their mailbox and is going through his checklist to make sure he’s got the right address when the father and son pull up next to him on a four wheeler, Dad in the back with an AR-15 leveled at him and politely asking what the fuck he’s doing here.

Teacher fucks off as fast as he can after explaining no, he isn’t with the ATF, and please fill out the census form.

Rural areas of the US, especially off the grid, have a lot of paranoid motherfuckers, and thinking our collection of alpaca farmers are the only ones is a bit naive. They’re certainly bullshitting about being lost, but the idea he’d come out with gun drawn isn’t too much of a stretch.
Oh hell yes. Ask a US Census field employee about it. Ask them if they've ever unknowingly wandered into a cult compound, or innocently asked a covert illegal marijuana grower the standard census questions about agriculture, or knocked on the door of a crazy person. But remember that they swear an oath of confidentiality, so you might want to get them drunk first.

AFAIK that's true in rats when they dose them extremely high with estradiol. Like, a normal human dose in a rat. I think this is just good old fashioned mental illness and has nothing to do with copper.
I'm not talking about rats. I'm documenting about the well-documented effect of estradiol in humans. Copper is needed for producing new blood and growing new blood vessels (angiogenesis). Early in a woman's menstrual cycle, the lining of her uterus thickens and grows a bunch of new blood vessels to host the developing fetus. This is the point in her cycle when her estradiol increases, because this is when she needs more copper. And when she's pregnant, estradiol increases even more, because she needs a lot of copper for the fetus. But troons don't have a uterus or uterine lining, don't bleed every month, and they sure as hell aren't getting pregnant. Their copper levels are going to be abnormally high, higher even than a woman's.

The reason that copper levels aren't usually taken into consideration is because there is no useful test for it. Oh, it's easy enough to run a blood test, but the problem is that the levels of copper in the blood do not correspond to the levels of copper in the tissues, so the results are meaningless. How much "good old fashioned mental illness" has actually been the result of high copper levels all along? No one knows for sure, but definitely more than you think.
 
I like to think Ted had a future vision of Kevin and his Twitter and that's what snapped him out of trooning out and probably hating technology.

He was just trying to warn us. :(
The way he speaks about what will happen if the system survives is akin to Telselas warning of horrors beyond our comprehension.
Although I begin to fear that the horrors have already passed me by and a new age of disgust and blasphemy has begun.
 
Would something like a Lolcow Doomsday Clock work for the tranch?
The idea is that it would measure the current threat of some kind of a disastrous incident at the tranch, much like the real clock is supposed to indicate the threat of nuclear war.
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We could then periodically vote on the direction in which to move the minute arm of the clock, depending on how insane the tranchers are currently behaving. Say for example that they tweet about having fired "warning shots" at the "fascist militia". This rise in tensions would then mean that the minute arm moves closer to midnight because the troons are showing increased signs of derangement.

Would the clock hands be dialatilors?

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Oh hell yes. Ask a US Census field employee about it. Ask them if they've ever unknowingly wandered into a cult compound, or innocently asked a covert illegal marijuana grower the standard census questions about agriculture, or knocked on the door of a crazy person. But remember that they swear an oath of confidentiality, so you might want to get them drunk first.


I'm not talking about rats. I'm documenting about the well-documented effect of estradiol in humans. Copper is needed for producing new blood and growing new blood vessels (angiogenesis). Early in a woman's menstrual cycle, the lining of her uterus thickens and grows a bunch of new blood vessels to host the developing fetus. This is the point in her cycle when her estradiol increases, because this is when she needs more copper. And when she's pregnant, estradiol increases even more, because she needs a lot of copper for the fetus. But troons don't have a uterus or uterine lining, don't bleed every month, and they sure as hell aren't getting pregnant. Their copper levels are going to be abnormally high, higher even than a woman's.

The reason that copper levels aren't usually taken into consideration is because there is no useful test for it. Oh, it's easy enough to run a blood test, but the problem is that the levels of copper in the blood do not correspond to the levels of copper in the tissues, so the results are meaningless. How much "good old fashioned mental illness" has actually been the result of high copper levels all along? No one knows for sure, but definitely more than you think.
I would argue that it depends on the type of synthetic estrogen being consumed. Estradiol(the pill) does exactly what you described and could be a huge helping hand in the mental illness department. However, Estradiol Valerate injections are proven to put less estradiol in the body and more of the other estrogen(the 'good' kind if you will). The Valerate raises estrogen without raising estradiol levels in the body. This can be good for most troons. Unfortunately due to the self-ID world we live in, its far easier and mainstream to pass a simple blood test, and then get estradiol pills within a week. You're definitely on to something as:
As a nurse in training, this seems to be the case with most troons I've dealt with. Putting those that are truly dysphoric on valerate has been much better in the overall mental well-being of patients. The Estradiol pills just seem to make them fucking crazy and give them lots of heart issues, with very little effect on actual results. tl;dr.
 
Incompetent troon ranchers with a persecution complex, a shit ton of armaments and now heavy machinery. Move that tranch clock forward a few minutes, shit gonna get good.

I don't think finance companies usually accept "croundfund grift" and "etsy shop with no products" as income so what are the chances someone's mother is ending up as guarantor for another troon larp disaster in waiting.
 
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