DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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Someone outta text Phil and remind him he's had BOTH women in his life moved away from their friends/family (admittedly less so for Kat) and prevented both of them from accessing social media.

Seriously, Leanna and Kat both were socially media active up to Phil and then its complete radio silence.

If I had a friend who was active on social media suddenly go dark when getting a boyfriend, it'd be a bigger red flag than one of them being an idiot and starfucking an e-celeb at a concert.

Phil ruins these women's lives. Its amazing Leanna got her shit together living on minimum wage with basically zero social circle safety net.

Good thing Kat hitched a ride because legit I think between her autism and Phil's six day a week house arrest (and escorting her on their singular time out thats not for her to work) its basically impossible for her to escape short of sliding into some DMs which Phil smartly prevented this time.
Leanna was lucky that she was young and still quite cute when she left Phil. If not, she'd be fucked, and likely will be eventually as I'm confused why people think she's suddenly changed so much... she's still a mean, awful, lazy bitch judging from some of her Instagram posts.

I don't know what Katherine does when she eventually has enough of Phil. I hope she has a good plan on collecting alimony.
 
DSP just defended his birthday week. Apparently some mentally ill idiots out there have been making fun of him for celebrating his birthday for an entire week despite being a grown man. It's fun 'silly' content that adds to the stream! Phil must have been browsing the Farms in between making pulls, sipping gin, and arguing on Twitter.
 
All he had to do was put in the bare minimum effort and he couldn't.

So he rebounded to an ugly, slow chick who expects less of him.


Game was bugged dude, just gotta quit out until matchmaking puts you with bots.
They are just his mom. They exist to cook and clean while he is in his big boy room.

Even back when he revealed Panda to the world he talked about needing to move to a bigger place so they could have seperate rooms (If some Kiwi know this video and could dig it up, that would be swell. It was one of the first vlogs he did after the PandaLee is not asian reveal) because he didn't want her to be around all the time.

Women should only cook and clean, after that they should just be put in the closet. and sex is for immature nudniks, real mashoor adults don't have sex.
 

Phil, who previously said he was not allowed to stream games on youtube because it would be a breach of his Twitch contract, called himself an independent content creator and said he doesn't get paid stream exclusively at twitch. sorry for an1337 stream clip
Phil has been going off the deep end the last few days in terms of his ignorance, stupidity, and insufferability.
 
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They are just his mom. They exist to cook and clean while he is in his big boy room.

Even back when he revealed Panda to the world he talked about needing to move to a bigger place so they could have seperate rooms (If some Kiwi know this video and could dig it up, that would be swell. It was one of the first vlogs he did after the PandaLee is not asian reveal) because he didn't want her to be around all the time.

Women should only cook and clean, after that they should just be put in the closet. and sex is for immature nudniks, real mashoor adults don't have sex.


I don't know if you're thinking of this specifically but there's some good shit here. Goes on for over a minute. Relevant timestamp.
 
Massive derailment. Phil can't figure out how to get his tip notifications to work. Stream chat is asking why this wasn't done before the stream and he just lost his fucking mind. Clip courtesy of @PoemJosh on Twitter:


EDIT: Phil just realized he was in StreamLabs and not StreamElements. Now he is going to work on this after the stream. So he just lost his mind on his audience and called them whiny, idiot, babies who needed to get spanked by mommy and given a bottle (he legit said this shit) for suggesting he do this off stream and now he's saying he's going to do it off stream.
He was talking about microsoft buying discord and he just said that he doesn't know how to use discord "its a chat app,I guess you can make calls wirh it? I wouldn't know" lmao he is retconning to the point of never having a discord now.
He did correct himself and say: "I've only ever used it for chatting." So either he caught himself in a lie or he genuinely never realized Discord had VOIP. Again, he's either lying or retarded.
 
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Question, is there a way to actually test the animations for tips from his side, without the need for people to tip for it to see if it works?
 
His lack of basic knowledge regarding the streaming tools he's been using for years explains why he'll never be able to get a job (pig-ups Wings!). He doesn't understand the basics of what he has so how can he learn a new skill like putting a box on a shelf?

Apparently he can't test donation animations without a live stream. Khet shit. The begging animations are a web page overlay in OBS. You don't need a stream let alone a live stream. Can't tell whether he's genuinely stupid or scamming. I'm going with both.

Infuriating. This is why I never watch the live crap, just the Snort Burnell highlights.
 
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