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Regular chess is simple: You look at your cards, throw your dice accordingly and sit down as soon as the music stops – last one standing has to drink the cup of beer.
Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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Is he saying he's going to go on a grocery store rampage or is he mad someone stole his schtick?
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Or people like to catfish/troll Russel for obvious reasons.
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10,000,000,000cc
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He's now gained about 1000 new followers and the post has 300 additional likes. He's either buying followers or plights are all the rage in India.
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New doc. Affidavit of Service upon Null
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Russ is forgetting about time zones.
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Will this totally real federal judge end up like the last lawyer who agreed with Russie that he has a case? I forgot his name, Bob or Todd?, but I think he got lit up with a molotov by some black Jetta driving thugs.
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Ken, the lawyer.
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He's served Null, and he's about to have an explosion of fans from his AGT appearance and who knows, maybe he's so detached from reality he's convinced himself his army of bought followers are real fans? I guess he feels the need to set the record straight for all of them?
And speaking of detachment from reality, I wouldnt be at all surprised if, in his grotty little narcbrain, he's decided that it is indeed a false narrative and all the stuff the Orchards has documented him saying never happened. He - as a studly underdog about to make it big in the biz -never did anything wrong, it's a a misrepresentation of the facts. Telling him otherwise, even producing the screenshots will just slide off his consciousness like rain off a greasy duck's back because it doesn't fit his current comfortable narrative.
That'd be Ken, the gay lawyer. RIP, fictional Ken. [EDIT: Ninja'd]
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Late, but I'm guessing he joined the Utah State University Grads group because he graduated from a university* in Utah state. He's dumb/disingenuous like that.
*Strip mall Mormon business college, but close enough. His school was to an actual university what his paralegal certification is to a law degree (or some chick replying to his DM is to an actual relationship) and that's never stopped him either.
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It's the same "logic" he used when someone confronted him about using that doctored pic of him smiling and he said it wasn't photoshopped. He used some online image editing app, but since it wasn't photoshop, he thinks he's not lying to say he didn't photoshop it.
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Yes but see, all of those things are in the PAST, as in, they are not occurring at this exact moment in time. Everyone knows you have to let go of the past, let the past be past, move on from the past, etc.
Of course people usually say that about bad things that happen to YOU, not bad things that you do to other people. But Russ doesn’t care. He’s forgiven himself for everything...anything more than 20 seconds old is technically in the past and therefore the world needs to forget about it.
Russ doesn’t seem to get that putting your bad past behind you implies that you are now going to stop doing the same bad things and change your ways. Instead, he keeps doing the same nasty, horrible, harassing shite to women and then declares it “in the past” and forgiven after 24 hours, freeing him up to do even more of it again.
“How can I make this tragedy about ME so that it will actually be sad?” Russ wonders. “But of course! This shooting happened ON A CITY, and I ALSO live in a city! It’s proper spooky how a lot of people were killed and, while none of them were me, they might almost have been in another situation and reality!”
Russell Greer literally cannot even pretend sympathize with the tragedies of others unless he first finds a way to relate it back to himself.
Every one of his posts on new stories is either “Yes this is certainly a tragedy, but have you thought about how it might affect ME?” or “the attractive woman in this article who had something terrible happen to her wouldn’t even be in that situation if women like her would date ME.”
also ^^^^^^ above post: really? America is the only one NOT armed?? Pretty sure when we think of Americans, the phrase “eager to work within the proper confines of the law to settle disputes” is not the stereotype.
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Awe cute! He has dreams. You go for them man! Reach for them dreams of yours. I'll help buy you step stool so you can get just a little bit further.
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Not even one sentence in and he is already lying through his drool-soaked teeth
He periodically bitches about how he is being harassed by damn dirty trolls spreading vicious lies about him and if he could just tell his side of the story the soldiers and murderers of the world will throw down their guns and join in song.
This isn't the first time, this isn't the last time Russ. As long as you remain around on the internet, acting like a horny retard there will always be a group of people laughing at and mocking you. You just deny you have been an insatiable, belligerent, abusive and perverted spastic, that it's just "jokes" or being a "shock jock" when in reality it's just your excuse to escape the consequences of your actions, you are all those things in real life, you just can't accept it and work to improve it, your narcisistic personality disorder prevents you from seeing your flaws like blinders on a race horse.
You will dismiss any advice given to you as being haters or trolls and it has costed you jobs, friends and even family. How deep will you dig a hole before you realize it's your own grave.
TLDR: You're an idiot Russell Greer
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I was directly traumatized by 9/11 because I'd had lunch at Windows on the World 10 years previously! It could have been me!
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He doesn't seem to understand that when he claims that he just says provocative things to be a "shock jock", he undermines his own credibility when he tries to "explain his side of the story". How are we supposed to be able to tell the "shock jock" Russ from the serious Russ? What are we supposed to learn when he fills his side of the story with over-the-top exaggerations and fabrications such as those in Why I Sued Taylor Swift? All he ends up doing is making himself more of a laughingstock.
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I too, am carrying grave trauma. For I was in NYC in the late 1990's and my boyfriend at the time gave me the choice one day to visit either the WTC, Battery Park, or Ellis Island. I chose Battery Park and took photos from the Statue of Liberty's crown. On the way there, I took (with my shitty 110 camera) pictures of the WTC as the ferry crossed to the Statue. Looking at the photos now causes great trauma and CPTSD of the caliber that the likes of Jude Valentin would not be able to bravely withstand.
Russell reminds me of those people (you've seen them at work or somewhere else in the wild) who listen in on your conversations with friends and co-workers to chime in with somw No1curr "anecdote" you didn't want, didn't need, and never asked for. But they just wanted to be "part of the conversation!" Fuck off.
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Wouldn't it make us smart if we hide behind usernames so we don't have to deal with frivolous litigation from a shit lipped little manlet?
Oh wait technically my account is getting sued by @TamarYaelBatYah. I don't count that though because she's a stupid whore and has zero chance of succeeding
The site has an abundance of American tards who will sue at the drop of a hat. This isn't a good indicator or how most people here deal with their problems. I honestly don't know anyone who's ever been involved in a lawsuit.
Oh wait technically my account is getting sued by @TamarYaelBatYah. I don't count that though because she's a stupid whore and has zero chance of succeeding