Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

You don't "decant" a stew.

I know you're desperate to throw all the fancy culinary terms in you can, so that all your twit chums will think you're Julia Child, but:

1. Decant is generally used for wine, and

2. When NOT wine, means to pour off liquids and retain solids.

So did you throw away your broth and save the meat and taters? 'Cause then it wouldn't be stew, right? Just overcooked slop?

Or did your overeagerness to sound gourmet cause you to make a boo-boo, because you can't just say "I put it in tupperware" like a normal person?

Also, that is WAAAAY too much garlic for such a small amount of stew. I like garlic, but this large an amount isnt a "personal taste" thing, its an "I don't know how to cook" thing.

Motherfucker must reek.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Motherfucker must reek.
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When I imagine his selfies through smellevision the garlic would be an improvement.

For those of you following the grift he still hasn't paid the last half of his February rent and nothing for March. If a $250 electric bill for a small apartment incredible enough I still can't believe that it is the same round number every month.
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Looks like Sean NEEDS an additional $150 for groceries on top of the $250 for electricity even though he already begged for meds earlier in the month. This of course doesn't include the remaining February and March rent. Also not the $1400 stimmy money that he's already put aside.
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JY's Tampon said:
Looks like Sean NEEDS an additional $150 for groceries on top of the $250 for electricity even though he already begged for meds earlier in the month. This of course doesn't include the remaining February and March rent. Also not the $1400 stimmy money that he's already put aside.
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And how much is he going to need for a brand new designer pantsuit for his live interview/first day at work/whatever?
 
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JY's Tampon said:
Looks like Sean NEEDS an additional $150 for groceries on top of the $250 for electricity even though he already begged for meds earlier in the month. This of course doesn't include the remaining February and March rent. Also not the $1400 stimmy money that he's already put aside.
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He seems to be getting more desperate but that might be :optimistic:
 
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JY's Tampon said:
This is why he bought a new bed with his stimmy.
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Jesum-crow, he's LITERALLY a butterball.

Pasty, scabbed flesh, and its not too much of a leap to assume its unwashed.
Also: unless you were literally sleeping on a pile of broken wood and glass, scratches like that don't make sense. Maybe youve got bedbugs, butterbiscuit.
 
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