Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Clotso Coof]

As an Ottawa native, gravy on Pizza is a thing at a certain local pizza place. I've had it. It's really delicious, but in a very shameful, not more than once a year thing. Also, you usually order it as a slice because anyone who can stomach more than one just can't be human. EDIT: I should clarify any one who can eat ANYTHING after a slice is inhuman. That shit is HEAVY.

Chantal had her gallbladder removed, so she's less able to digest fat properly than other people. It's astonishing she's able to get off the toilet at all for 6 hours after eating that mess.

"Wait times for bariatric surgery in Canada are the longest of any surgically treatable condition, and vary significantly from province to province. A significant proportion of the wait time experienced by patients referred to bariatric surgery is between referral and consultation with a specialist. Patients in most provinces wait for two years or more, and the wait can be as long as four to five years."

https://obesitycanada.ca/managing-obesity/bariatric-surgery/

I've read that many Canadians get WLS surgery in Mexico because they'd rather pay 6k cash (USD) than be on a waiting list for years.

She also has no idea what a normal portion size even is. We do, and we realize that eating a cup total of food and beverage at a meal is a very small portion of food. I think she hears "tiny portions for life" and thinks "just one burger and a medium fries instead of half the drive-thru menu" or "a slice of pizza and some salad rather than a large pie and a whole poutine on the side". You know. Normal portions.

I have no doubt she'd be completely shocked if she spent a day with a post-surgery WLS patient. Watch them drink 2 oz shot glasses of water for the first few days, because anything more will make them vomit. Then, a few weeks later, trying to choke down a soft boiled egg and not being able to finish it.

I hope against hope that Chins actually gets the surgery so we can enjoy the absolute shitshow afterward.

 

[DongMiguel]

Her arm rash is migrating to her fucking face.View attachment 2022407

Such flawless skin.

 

[Easy Peasy]

I know a couple of people that have had bypass, one success, one failure. Both are about 2 years post, and they eat fairly "normally". The success even eats cake, just not a whole fucking cake. She said the only things she really avoids all together are carbonation, alcohol, and pastas/breads in any regular quantity, but I've seen her eat pizza.

The failure learned to eat around his surgery, high calorie foods often. It's not so much stretching the pouch back out, it's what you eat and how often.

I resisted sperging because Chantal is never getting wls, but let's say she did. If she could make it past the first 6-8 months of healing and figuring out what foods agree with her, she would game her own system and eat around the surgery.

 

[Cock wombler]

I'm bored and a glutton for punishment so I'm listening to her pizza gravy live and it's irritating me that she keeps saying (3X so far) the gravy smells and taste like beef and pot roast. Please tell me she's not that thick and knows what gravy is made of.

Edit- Jamie has to be a troll but lol i could see chantal doing that.

 

[Pepper Jack]

She is live again

 

[Becky Goodhair]

You guyz, I found Chantal's diet plan!

 

[Dumbest]

All those fans of hers that always say she looks beautiful, healthy, like she lost weight, they're all doing her more harm than good. Chantal may feel good about it in the moment, but they're just encouraging her delusional state and are driving her, ever further, down the path to a slow and painful death. I just think it's funny that we're the bad people in this equation, because we aren't telling her what she wants to hear.

 

[Baby Got Backfat]

You guyz, I found Chantal's diet plan!

This is one of my all-time favourite sketches, and the perfect allegory for Chantal's farcical diet of food-type objects and edible shapes.

 

[I call shenanigans]

"Wait times for bariatric surgery in Canada are the longest of any surgically treatable condition, and vary significantly from province to province. A significant proportion of the wait time experienced by patients referred to bariatric surgery is between referral and consultation with a specialist. Patients in most provinces wait for two years or more, and the wait can be as long as four to five years."

https://obesitycanada.ca/managing-obesity/bariatric-surgery/

WLS is in no sense a necessary surgery,hence it should, and does, get low priority when it comes to funding allocation. By the way, I'm not suggesting it shouldn't be available, just that's it a very low priority compared to heart, renal, cancer, trauma etc

When the "free" in free healthcare has a yuuuuge asterisk after it. *teehee

It's still significantly shorter wait times in Canada than it is in the UK, Australia, or NZ. Medical tourism thrives in certain countries for a reason.

She couldn't even make herself do the pre-colonoscopy food restriction for that relatively short period of time. That which is required for WLS is completely impossible for her. Not that she'll live long enough in the first place.

She's very likely going to have to go through a colonoscopy before any WLS, so that colonoscopy prep is still in her future regardless. Had she actually followed through with that colonoscopy it could have been another pre-op test crossed of her list.

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

Painful rectal spasm,? A sudden moment of realisation that his life is circling the bowl at a velocity he was previously unable to grasp? Accidentally crushed his nads against the kitchen counter? Who can say...

It’s precious that you think Peetz HAS ‘nads.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

I like her "I saw the pictures online" cope because I cannot seem to find pictures of someone dumping beef gravy on a slice of pizza anywhere.

Google search popped this up when I typed in "gravy on p"

 

[Random Internet Person]

Google search popped this up when I typed in "gravy on p"

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There are some real fat fucks in the world.

 

[PerkChop]

Google search popped this up when I typed in "gravy on p"

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I mean, it's not uncommon for Italians to refer to pasta sauce as 'gravy'.

That having been said, since we know that Chantal reads here don't surprised if we see her put brown gravy on pancakes or pasta in the near future.

 

[Rem Farms]

Did anyone catch during her most recent live stream when she muted and asked Peetz a question? I think she said “where’s the steak?” and then “ok.”

Did she... did she have a steak earmarked for a pre-bed snack? because she was already eating like 6 entrees on camera, so what’s one more? Did I miss something here?

I couldn't read the lips but I assumed she was asking him to put some other food to the side so as not to show it on stream. I always assume the takeout she displays is not all she actually ordered.

 

[Cuba Beluga]

It’s possible that she really wants the WLS at the moment because it’s still just a concept to her and it’s too far in the future to comprehend. But even if she makes it through the approval process I find it hard to believe that she’ll voluntarily surgically alter her ability to ingest whatever she wants.
She used to get high on stream from time to time but shortly after starting ozempic, her little vape has been making a regular appearance. That’s because the ozempic was preventing her from indulging her urges. Chantal’s instant self-gratification is the only motivating force in her life and she won’t let anything get in the way of that, not even a surgical procedure.

So even if she does end up getting WLS, the outcome will be absolutely disastrous and I’m here for the show.

 

[DolphinLife]

It's most likely the first time she uses it so... not much actually.

I don’t

Here's a lovely post-meal gravy stained shirt selfie to get you by on this miraculous Tuesday! Her ears are non-existent in this photo, but it's her birthday week! Even though we all know it's a horrible ass excuse to pig out for 7 days straight, hooray! Ozempic who?
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Who needs presents when her adoring fans shower her with the most ludicrous compliments you could think of?
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Ahhhh behold...the magic of filters

 

[DongMiguel]

You guyz, I found Chantal's diet plan!

Chantal would likely lose weight if she basically ate very little during the week and splurged on the weekend. But she can't even go 24 hours without having a shit-ton of food, so, there's no way this'll work.

 

[Dutch Courage]

Vaping seems to have evolved from something she "hardly ever does; only on special occasions" to something she does in nearly every livestream, including today's. She ought to start drinking wine with all her meals, and she'll have a trifecta.

 

[retro goddess]

So here’s my recap of this boring livestream, “Come hang out! Car update dinner!”

Where’s my wine?

Spoiler

She looks greasy and dirty.

“Hi!!!!!!!” x 1000

“What’s On The Border?”

Brought her car to be fixed.

“My meds were making me sick so took a cab home.”

Car has a leaking fuel injector. Pretty cheap to fix (around $1,000) so she’s got money for more crappy food this week.

“Ooo, look at what’s in my hand bag?” Snore.

“Ooo, look at my earrings!”

“Let me go get my piles of food to eat, hold on.”

“Chubbyuse” Fucking hell.

“I got a few wraps to eat if I’m hungry and some HEALTHY fruit smoothies.”

Getting her car back Thursday. Road trip Thursday.

Time warp video Wednesday.

“Here’s my gross looking chipotle chicken wrap!”

“MMMM.....” slurp, crunch, gag.

“The wraps are so small so I always get two.”

“I want something pickled.”

She’s tired and feels messed up because.... insert stupid reason here.

Her chins look extra large today.

Drinking TWO smoothies.

“I haven’t had fruit in forever.”

“My dad’s battled his weight his whole life and so has my mom. My whole family has weight issues.”

“My mom is shorter than me.”

“They say addiction is genetic.”

“Your Pizza Hut has Mac and cheese????”

“That smoothie is ..... foamy!”

Slatons..... snore.

“Floors already getting dirty, guise!”

Crunch, slurp, wheeze, burp.

“I don’t like protein bars because they don’t taste like candy or brownies.”

“Look at my dirt and food stained fox shirt. LOOK AT IT!!”

Let’s get this camera in closer to see the rest of my chins.

“Joe is having a little break.”

“Look!! Brand new shoes. Size 9, wide width. Too big, will donate!”

“My car has a leaky fupa.”

Some stupid shit about cat shit.

More Sam crap.... who the hell cares.

Look at my cat and dirt-encrusted counter that I just ate off of!

Follow me and my ginormous chins as we go look for Sham.

“Sham, why are you downstairs?” More dirt everywhere.

Points camera. “Look, the snow is melting!”

Damn cat.

“Oh, poor me. People hate me bullshit.”

Oh god, another makeup video.

“Should I keep my smoothie in the fridge to keep it smoothie-like?”

Box mountain continues to grow.

“I couldn’t stand Taco Bell right now. I’m not feeling well.”

“I have a sore armpit.” Sniff. “It smells fresh, a little funky.”

“I’m grossed out by people.” She seriously said this.

“BBJ puked on my pillow.”

Wants to go to a steakhouse for her birthday and livestream eating dessert. Maybe some cupcakes or a fancy lemon tart.

....and there was maybe a few minutes left... SNORE.

 

[GothSloth]

“I’m grossed out by people.” She seriously said this.

Honestly I don't blame her. She thinks everyone does the disgusting things she does. She thinks that shit is normal therefore she is grossed out by everyone.