DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Gramh]

How many games can go to banworld for not getting vest streak money?

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

I think my favorite thing is that Phil actually orders IHOP for delivery. There must be any number of local places doing breakfast that he could get far better food from, but this tub o' shit decides that he needs the mass produced shit instead.

His complete lack of taste when it comes to food is one of his most annoying (yet most inconsequential) qualities. Doing DSP Tries Its of fucking fast food restaurants latest slop while he talks about "notes of spice" and "hints of cheese" like he's sampling a Michelin restaurants menu. Every time he talks about food it's about fast food. He has a toddler's palette.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

I think my favorite thing is that Phil actually orders IHOP for delivery. There must be any number of local places doing breakfast that he could get far better food from, but this tub o' shit decides that he needs the mass produced shit instead.

Dude I love IHOP.... How dare you?

 

[NotValKilmer]

His complete lack of taste when it comes to food is one of his most annoying (yet most inconsequential) qualities. Doing DSP Tries Its of fucking fast food restaurants latest slop while he talks about "notes of spice" and "hints of cheese" like he's sampling a Michelin restaurants menu. Every time he talks about food it's about fast food. He has a toddler's palette.

He does the same thing with games. Like Bugsnax having deep, underlying adult themes.

 

[Gensou Hadou]

So we need a surge of money for the day off. This is why Minecraft used to be the night before the day off.

Could Phil still get guaranteed money from Papavera by bringing back Minecraft? Or are 50 bit cheers not as supportive as tips?

 

[Forbidden Math]

If only his mom bought him that wolverine figure.

If she had drama queen Phil would have just made a big deal about some other toy he didn't get, or some other imagined slight.

 

[PieceofShet]

Could Phil still get guaranteed money from Papavera by bringing back Minecraft? Or are 50 bit cheers not as supportive as tips?

Tipping is the best way to help phil, you dumbfuck.

 

[Sugar Puppet]

Didn't see if it was posted earlier, but pulled the gif in MP4 format
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sorry if late

I was just catching up on all that twitter drama. Phil and everyone were really going at it over all those tweets huh? Wait a minute.... DERICH NO!!!

Spoiler

(Fake tweet but he could be there before long at the rate he's going)

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Could Phil still get guaranteed money from Papavera by bringing back Minecraft? Or are 50 bit cheers not as supportive as tips?

He absolutely could, but he’d stop building things after finishing the statue of himself in the vest and wagequit if he didn’t get specifically tips.

 

[Gramh]

I was going to see if Morrowind was a Viewer's Choice that got sent to banworld, but couldn't get past laughing that for all the entries on google for "dsp morrowind" all start with "if you can please tip me!"

 

[tzgnilki]

I was going to see if Morrowind was a Viewer's Choice that got sent to banworld, but couldn't get past laughing that for all the entries on google for "dsp morrowind" all start with "if you can please tip me!"

I think it was part of some shitty marathon

 

[NotValKilmer]

I was going to see if Morrowind was a Viewer's Choice that got sent to banworld, but couldn't get past laughing that for all the entries on google for "dsp morrowind" all start with "if you can please tip me!"

I need that gold, I really do. To cure my corpus, to pay Divayth Fyr. . .

 

[Iron Father]

phil is the kind of guy who would get ripped off with powdered sugar and oregano

Phil and Kat going to buy some drugs would go like this:

Having a birthday stream is one thing, but having a "week of festivities"? At his age?

Speaks volumes about what a spoiled and entitled prick he must have been brought up as a child.

And what's the point? These "festivities" don't add anything to the streams. It's pretty insane how he cannot differentiate between what makes him feel good and what's good for the stream/viewers.

If he used his "birthday week" as an excuse to do good things for his viewers that could be cool, like a week of atypical shit (karaoke stream, giving out subs to people, a special IRL vlog episode, Kat being filmed baking different birthday cakes (lol), a fanart contest where the winner gets something etc) but nope it's just even more reason for Big Boy Burnell to be self-centered. He reminds me so much of Harry Potter's fat cunt cousin.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

If he used his "birthday week" as an excuse to do good things for his viewers that could be cool, like a week of atypical shit (karaoke stream, giving out subs to people, a special IRL vlog episode, Kat being filmed baking different birthday cakes (lol), a fanart contest where the winner gets something etc) but nope it's just even more reason for Big Boy Burnell to be self-centered. He reminds me so much of Harry Potter's fat cunt cousin.

Even if he did do something like that, it would still be all about that big fat TIPS goal at the top. This dude never gives back to his fans or pays his mods and acts like he's going an extra mile for them when it's really all about him.

 

[JamFlowMan]

He does the same thing with games. Like Bugsnax having deep, underlying adult themes.

Whenever this kind of thing happens it's obvious some click bait article popped up on his Twitter or whatever. For Phil to explain anything about a games lore or subtext he'd have to pay attention to the game which he doesn't. Outside of things being force fed to you like Detroit Become Human anything below surface layer might as well not exist.

Almost makes me want to check out a playthrough of something like Silent Hill 2, which isn't even that cryptic of a game, just to see everything fly over his head.

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

No mention of only 34% positivity tonight?? Is that behind the scenes khantributions I smell? Fucking scumbag

Way to not roll over and play dead, anony. You keep fighting the good fight, little buddy. Maybe that pwcuckz harassment report will pay off 10 years down the line! We'll get you some day, Phil

 

[tzgnilki]

$5,000-$10,000 of monthly business expenses



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[MartinLutherKang]

hard to believe this guy is almost 40. he acts like a child who just found his mothers credit card

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

Using images of his hands on know items such as controllers , we could infact do an in depth study in to the length and girth of DSP's penise

But I don't want to waste my time on small matters

And that's quite gay

 

[YouLookDivorced]

He fucking lucked out with Leanna, she was a bit crazy then but from what I've been hearing shes mellowed out.

She definitely seems to have come into her own. There are photos of her with what I assume is her boyfriend. Social media posts, scant as they may be, are all positive. Just comparing her photos then and now shows a pretty sharp contrast. Some tractors have reported sending a random message here and there. My understanding is that she simply stated that the Penne Era is gone, and she doesn't want to discuss it.

Good - enjoy your life, Panda. You dodged a relationship that would have horribly colored future ones.

If I had to guess: weak.

My Ophthalmologist told me if a person who needs glasses and doesn't wear them over a certain amount of time effects the eye as it has to work harder to see for the individual the muscle begins to deteriorate and slowly which in turn equals lazy eye and other side effects.

I'm very surprised he hasn't had any migraines because of this. I have a small prescrtion for eyeglasses (-0.5). Going a longer stretch of time without them can sometimes necessitate having Imitex on deck.

Everyone is focused on the how but I just wanna know why.
Why would Phil film himself stroking his genuine italian penne and upload it on youtube out of all places? if course it was him, I don't believe his wild excuses. He did this for one reason or another.
He was already dating Pandalee in 2013 and I REALLY doubt this was meant for her.
Just who is the lucky lady or dude this was meant for?

I'll hazard a guess and say it's some other online girl. By his own admission, he was obsessing over a girl in high school. Another instance - Philbert purportedly kept messaging PandaLee back in the day until she went out with him. I have no idea if it was duress or coercion that drove that decision, but hell, who knows how to handle that shit at Age 17?

Do you think Phil will mention that the farms more or less confirmed his story as at least being plausible? Or are we still a bunch of insane mentally ill shitheads who want to ruin his life and just make shit up about him in order to do it?

He had a rant the other day. First, he alludes to DMCA strikes against KF - laugh heartily at this. Then came the 'morality' crap: "...there are some sites that obssessively troll people to the point that those people are negatively affected". Then the boomer comes out as he explains what "trolling" is then and now. Now listen, folks, trolling used to be making fun of someone over a few posts. His example: someone on SRK posted about having a "cockout". The misspelling would lead to a troll over a few posts until it dies down. Now, though, it's targeted harrassment and attempts to absolutely destroy his life.

No, you Fetal Alcochol Syndrome head, you do a fine job of that yourself.

Well... it took him about 3 years before he acknowledged that it was the Farms that completely exposed the escort that was trying to extort him. So maybe we'll hear about it in a few years, on some idle Tuesday when he is in a good mood, somewhere in the middle of a stream nobody is watching.
It's too dangerous to admit that we scrutinize information right now because most of that scrutinized information points to Phil as a problem.

The T's got crossed and the i's got dotted on this one. Unfortunately they also got crossed and dotted on DownFromTheRafters...

I've always been amazed that he refuses to give the proper nod for this. We're sociopathic sickos, though. I don't think 'sociopath' means what he thinks it means. It's just a scary word to keep fear over the cult. Jesus wept....

As a former junkie with sadly years of experience I can say your eyes 100% do not look like THAT when you are on a nod.

(Trigger warning: autistice response to a quoted short post. It matters, though)

Congratulations on getting past that. I had surgery way back in 2007. It led to a dependence, lots of money wasted and much more lost. I've got a little under 13 years of clean time from opioids and benzos. The struggle and efforts are hard as hell sometimes. Shout out to you for that, and I hope life keeps giving both of us that strength. Aoligies for the feels. This is just something for which I'm passionate.

Since 2000, over 700,000 Americans have died either directly or in part to opiods. That shit is a form of population control based solely off of attrition - a plauge. Sidebar: Dream Land written by Sam Quinones is an amazing account of this. From the Mexican heroin trade in the 90s to the strongarming of Purdue Pharma. I volunteer with a secular 12-step home group in my area (Eastern Appalachia).

To anyone suffering in silence with this, keep pushing. There is hope and way out.