Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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It's not weird that it comes in a jar, but it's a stupid shape for containing beef jerky. It should have been a perfectly round cylinder instead, not narrow on the top like a liquid jar.

It is weird, though, that if it didn't say beef jerky on the label I'd think it was a jar of spaghetti sauce. Why are the contents so fucking red with no discernible shape?
It's possible that's just a stock photo since it came from a website where Jack paid for the labels. On Google, I saw no evidence that it's sold or has ever been sold at Walmart, Amazon, or anywhere else (there wasn't even an "out of stock" listing for it on Amazon).
 
So I was perusing Jack's website and I just noticed this:


Jack Scalfani has been involved in the entertainment industry his whole life. Dj'ing nightclubs, Radio Disc Jockey, Artist Management and now Youtube Producer/Talent and has his own line of sauces, seasoning and beef jerky sold across America.

I've never seen or heard of Jack's beef jerky at all? Has anyone else?

He also has a Linkedin that mentions the beef jerky, I googled and found a few results for labels which were for supposed to be for his line of beef jerky, but I see no evidence that it's ever been sold by Amazon or any other online retailer:


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Also, it it weird that beef jerky comes in a jar?

It's probably just the rotten sauces getting solidified so Fatty just rebrands them as "jerky", thus the jars.
 
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The recipe for the alfredo calls for 3 tablespoons of butter. Thats for 8 servings of sauce!
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Jack put the equivalent of 42 servings of alfredo sauce into his dish. My arteries are clogging just looking at it again.
 
Jack put the equivalent of 42 servings of alfredo sauce into his dish. My arteries are clogging just looking at it again.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HEALTHY".......exclaims Jack at the end!

Thats because it isn't you ignorant fat fuck!!

Watching the mushbrain is like watching a long slow fatal car crash......its shocking, horrifying, watching through the palms of your hands.....you cant look away for some morbid reason......and we all know how it will end...........
 
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HEALTHY".......exclaims Jack at the end!

Thats because it isn't you ignorant fat fuck!!

Watching the mushbrain is like watching a long slow fatal car crash......its shocking, horrifying, watching through the palms of your hands.....you cant look away for some morbid reason......and we all know how it will end...........
I am not a professional nutritionist or anything but if you're trying to eat healthier, Keto or otherwise...any dish with the word (or components for) Alfredo in it should trigger alarm bells. There's no way any sane person would look at the ingredients he assembled, especially in those quantities, and think to themselves "Yes. THIS is going to produce a healthy, balanced, meal".
 
I am not a professional nutritionist or anything but if you're trying to eat healthier, Keto or otherwise...any dish with the word (or components for) Alfredo in it should trigger alarm bells. There's no way any sane person would look at the ingredients he assembled, especially in those quantities, and think to themselves "Yes. THIS is going to produce a healthy, balanced, meal".
Jack loves to ignore that a legit keto diet's largest component are vegetables, not the fuckload of cheese and fat he wants it to be.

Don't worry, he'll prove he's not in Ketosis when he starts hoarding grills and smokers again like the fat fucktard he is. He's been crowing about spring meaning he can enter super meat gluttony mode.
 
My idea of hell would be sitting in a cinema when Fat Jack and Hammy come waddling in to sit near me......

I imagine them heavily panting and sweating to get up a few steps to take their seats, while gorging on 2 sticks of butter/cheese popcorn and nachos while slurping on oversized soda drinks.....

Nightmare stuff.
 
Fatty is super excited to head back to the theatres and decides to announce it on Facebook.

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Also, LOL:

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"we're ready to escape from all the arguments about masks, the CDC requirements around the world (lol,) and travel requirements that we feel suffocated"

says the guy who refuses to wear masks, hasn't taken any sort of precautions, and traveled to new orleans and florida. aside from his beloved theaters being closed, the only way the pandemic has affected fat fuck is by keeping him from dining inside fast food restaurants. and yet, he's crying about how he feels suffocated? fuck this faggot
 
might want to look in the mirror, fatty

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The funny thing he’s, he’s talking about other people needing to treat him with respect. This isn’t about him treating people with respect. Jack has a lifelong mentality of perpetual victimhood. Everyone is always out to screw him over, the world is oppressing him, people are just so dang unfair to him, etc.

He’s essentially acting like a snowflake and a pussy and telling everyone to stop being mean to him and hurting his feelings. Jack is telling the world that he will show THEM respect only after THEY start to show HIM respect. Only that will never happen since Jack is a whiny baby who pathologically thinks that literally everyone is slighting him and disrespecting him.
 
It's actually illegal to call that even Parmesan in Europe. It's considered false advertising. They have to call it "pamesello italiano."
That's why they call it "Parmesan" cheese here because that's not a protected term and it's not the real stuff. It's imitation cheese. It's like using something like Grana Padano which is kinda sorta like Parmigiano Reggiano except it costs about half the price and doesn't taste as good. It's no different than California labeling their sparkling wine as "California Champagne". Since Champagne is a protected term but they fought it in court and since it was grandfathered in they're allowed to do so. But only by using the qualifier "California". Kraft didn't have that clout or that right so it's Parmesan.

I've never seen or heard of Jack's beef jerky at all? Has anyone else?
Yeah it was covered a long time ago. The only places you managed to find it was, oddly enough, in some hardware stores. I've never actually seen it in the wild but there was a post he made once talking about getting into a couple local hardware stores along with his sauce.
 
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