New episode today.
Dick’s hiring a local Mexico to build a wall around his yard for the girlfriend, while he and the dog chill inside. It’s going as well as expected from the cheapest handyman on some website I blanked out.
Some loon killed a bunch of hookers because of Seven or some shit, the media took that as ‘because Asian’. Little do they know, that won’t make any of them peacefully protest. Dick makes the good point that no one kills woman for any reason but not getting pussy. He then talks about fat women in Sports Illustrated, all is as it should be. Snyder is a shit director who put out a shit movie, they did a commentary track, I did not watch either but I believe that. Just roll back the clock to Superman Vs The Mole Men. Dick is so sick of Fat Acceptance when the biggest reason we’ve been in lockdown for the last year is because of how unhealthy being fat is.
Dick is going full LA and going on a juice clench because he’s fat. Surprise surprise, it’s 80’s Girl’s idea. The ‘Biden Greenscreen’ people are going full retard, we’re all just so wound up this year. Facts just don’t matter anymore because we’re always lied to anyways.
CUTIES 2.0! Some documentary about a trans kid, Dick says if you don’t like it change the channel.
George Snuffleupagus calls in. Dick, real name Dax, was named from a book that happens to have been an erotic thriller. Back to George, he’s a cartoonist who just had a thread made on him. He’s the guy who made the one about Biden sucking the melanin out of a girl, and all the dancing nurses. He sounds gay, just putting that out there. Not like an obviously gay lisp or whatever, but you just listen to him speak and get the feeling he's up to some gay shit. Back to the interview.
He genuinely does have an appealing art style, but beyond that it’s a bunch of tardfights between him and the same people who try to take down Stonetoss. He gives an actually pretty good interview, he seems soft spoken and has experience with his medium, and tries to explain his sense of humor. Some political talk, nothing earthbreaking. They then talk about how dumb most political cartoons are, and basically use Ben “Unload A Nine In The Abortion Line” Garrison as an example. George just tried to be funny, and kind of wishes everything didn’t have to be politics. *feels*
George does make an interesting point that, in the interest of self-expression and art, he almost by necessity has to float to the right, because the radical Left wants things to not be ‘problematic’. Dick doomposts a bit, legit believes that there will be camps, we’re all gonna die, buy guns, silver, and crypto.
Karl calls in, and we’re talking Shaemus. Hell yeah. Patrick is, and I am not exaggerating here, one of the most entertaining podcasters in history. Because he’s genuinely fucking crazy. He once got fired from Arby’s and sperged out so hard he ripped his shirt off, threw his hat in the dishwasher, and walked out probably shirtless. He’s a father.
They riff on him a bit more, and that’s what I like. I usually listen to The Brief Case smoking a pipe in my lounge robe like Hefner, so this is the content I come for. He fuckin’ rants about how little he does on the job, how hard he worked, he forgot he had guests on, he’s amazing. He couldn’t put cheese on a pizza correctly, he thought every Italian he knew in Indiana was part of the mob, he hates anyone ranked higher than him, he’s magical.
Dick wants Maddox and Patrick to team up, and offers 1000 dollars each for that crossover. Karl buys in for another thousand each. Not gonna happen, the universe isn’t that kind.
Time for the big news of the day, the Cream City Judge caught with CP who was CEO of Drag Queen Story Time. Dick says, in a decent point, that the red flag was that they wanted to be around kids. He immediately goes to priests, and to misquote the Erverlord, "Do you know what those priests are when they rape kids? THEY'RE GAAAY!” I absolutely agree with Dick that a bigger red flag is really wanting to be around and involved with kids who aren’t related to you, but even as a full-fledged faggot I can say that there is an obvious, scary history and connection between the Alphabet and pedos. Not all gays blah blah blah, check out our thread in A&H if you want to debate some more.
Some letters, V I R U S T A L K, some stats for you, and I'm just starting to think CatParty DMs Dick his news. Some dude named Mike calls in, talks about the new Woke Military, it sounds like a joke from a modern Catch 22. Based on the fitness standards he's talking about, I'm Steve fucking Rodgers. It's kind of absurd.
Voicemails, see you next Tuesday.
